#ThatAsshole actually IS the king of something:
He presides like no one else ever has over EMPTY BLEACHERS.
The anemic crowds at his birthday parade are only matched by the sparse gatherings for his inaugurations.
#emptybleachers
#humiliatehim
#impeachhim
#bankrupthim
#bankrupthisfamily
#thatasshole

We are wasting so much time talking about #emptybleachers / photo angles & not enough time reminding him he needs to run the country #SOSUSA

Ah, It was a beautiful sight! Tanks, and troops rolling and marching down Constitution Ave. past ALMOST empty bleachers. He can spin it anyway he wants, but our eyes see what they see. #emptybleachers #sadbirthday #weloveoursoldiers