#emptyhanded
(( was trying to draw a lusting angelique but i came up emptyhanded. ough. ))
October 1, 2026 at 10:33 PM
anyway, spare a moment of thought for the likely furious scammer who invested a lot of time and effort into trying to get, like, $50 off me and walked away emptyhanded, the poor dear
September 28, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Voice of the Cornered
I- It wouldn't mean anything if it wasn't a gift, would it?
But- But I guess the slimy one /does/ have a point, wwwe..

Voice of the Cornered
Hiding it would atleast keep it away from hhher, and- And going down emptyhanded still keeps us small- I- Fine! Ff/fine/. Hhhide it.
September 24, 2026 at 7:11 AM
I keep telling everyone to use them to document police brutality but it seems like the only one who listened to me were the ones we need to keep an eye on 😑

The #1 excuse cops use for shooting witnesses is "I thought they were holding a gun" and that excuse goes out the window if you're emptyhanded
September 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
They just seem to be on permanant all expenses paid holidays. Travelling light and coming back with emptyhanded entertaining stories. They are not working... they are just enjoying the good life.
September 6, 2026 at 12:45 PM
If your school has a PTA bring this up:
Coordinate with your Scholastic book fair rep and make sure there are books for a dollar or two. Have the pta earmark money for students who can't afford a book. I did this as PTA president. No one went home emptyhanded.
September 5, 2026 at 5:23 PM
designing an mp3 player around my headphones is such a fucking stupid thing but i love these cans

Sennheiser HD 280 Pro

recommended to me by an amazing trans woman at the music store where I was feeling very overwhelmed and almost left emptyhanded
i hope she knows shes adored
September 1, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: Broke blokes go panning for gold and come home emptyhanded Humphrey Bogart and Walter Huston.
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title:

Humphrey Bogart reluctantly gets involved in the admin regarding an associate’s immigration issues.
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title:

Michael Shannon tells Jessica Chastain about the weather.
August 29, 2026 at 12:00 PM
i had no idea i could actually experience clothes shopping without the misery and anxiety of there being absolutely nothing for me and leaving emptyhanded. it was actually really fun!! what the fuck dude
August 28, 2026 at 6:55 PM
i made a list of foods i feel like i can eat and my husband went out to the store and shopped for an hour and then i guess he left the cart for a minute and an employee took it and put it all back

so now he is coming home emptyhanded. well he got portillos at least
August 12, 2026 at 1:59 AM
I feel like the average customer thinks the backroom is just the loadout room from the matrix.
In reality, its closer to a landfill.

When im checking the back for them, im not actually looking, im ripping ass, checking y'alls posts, then coming back emptyhanded
August 4, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Though his team got swept by the Red Sox, Dodgers fan Luis Gomez didn't leave the series emptyhanded. He shares the behind-the-scenes story of catching Ohtani's 24th HR ball & the surprising reason why he returned it to the 2-way GOAT: "I thought the ball must have a special meaning for Ohtani." 💙
大谷翔平が24号ボールを欲しがった理由 「長男の初観戦」とお宝グッズ交換の舞台裏(Full-Count) - Yahoo!ニュース
ドジャースの大谷翔平投手が7月31日(日本時間8月1日)、本拠地レッドソックス戦で放った24号2ラン。めったにホームランボールの交換を申し出ない大谷だが、この日は自ら返却を求めたという。背景には「
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August 3, 2026 at 3:01 AM
And so she returned to the Buddha emptyhanded, but full of compassion for her neighbors. And the Buddha told her that we cannot heal from death, but we can heal our grief by sharing it and by using it to soften ourselves to the pain of others. We can't overcome death, but we can learn to accept it.
August 2, 2026 at 3:19 PM
And a metal pail of loose metal gubbins (screws, wingnuts, drill bits, unidentifiable bent doodads) that are all 25¢ apiece.

There's a hardware store in my hometown which never once had what I went there for, yet somehow I never left emptyhanded.
"We have what you want, but not what you need."
All of those stores have at least one box of inventory that has been there since the store opened. Tucked back on a top shelf, the box dappled with foxing and an even layer of dust. It doesn’t even matter what the product is, but I know it will work for at least 20 years.
July 24, 2026 at 2:53 AM
I have often said i need to be queer eyed because every time i've gone into a clothing store in the last five years, i have left emptyhanded and crying. (rare exception: my three bra fittings at the specialty bra store, still cried but with joy at finding pretty bras that fit.)
July 16, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Lidl really went from looking golden to being emptyhanded in a few hundred meters.
July 12, 2026 at 3:08 PM
because every great story needs comic relief characters, the world cup is a great story, and the team that turns bring it home into a national slogan every 4 years only to bring the team home emptyhanded without fail is the Mercuito of the sport
I haven’t yet figured out why we’re all supposed to be hating on England.
July 7, 2026 at 1:52 AM
How to grab onto an England victory
How to grab onto an England victory
LONDON — England is on the cusp of joining the World Cup’s final eight, and hope is tentatively starting to spread that this month could finally end 60 years of hurt for a nation that has come home emptyhanded from every tournament since. This week’s Westminster Insider podcast explores the strange but powerful relationship between soccer and politics — and the unwritten rules politicians should follow if they want to use the unique emotional power of the beautiful game to their advantage. 1. Get your timing right It looks highly likely that Andy Burnham will become Britain’s new prime minister on July 20 — just one day after the World Cup final. If England were to lift the trophy, Burnham’s first day in office would coincide with a wave of national euphoria. History suggests this could be somewhat helpful to a new prime minister. Ten days before England’s 1966 World Cup triumph, Prime Minister Harold Wilson introduced an emergency package of tax rises and spending cuts as Britain grappled with inflation and economic pressure. Morale was low. Then came Geoff Hurst’s hat-trick and England’s glorious win over West Germany. England’s victory at Wembley gave the country a huge psychological lift — and boosted the standing of the government. Richard Crossman, then leader of the House of Commons, said in his diaries there was “a big change in Harold’s personal position.” But if Burnham is hoping for a well-timed World Cup-inspired polling boost on arrival, he should be aware that there are obvious risks if England doesn’t go all the way. In 1970, Wilson had hoped another deep England run would help create a feel-good factor before a general election. Instead, England surrendered a two-goal lead to West Germany in the quarter-finals just four days before polling day. Home Secretary Roy Jenkins reported after canvassing that voters were despondent — less about the economy or immigration than who was to blame for England’s defeat. Wilson lost to Ted Heath’s Conservatives. The electoral impact of the 1970 World Cup disappointment is still the subject of debate, though an intriguing fact has only added to the folklore: English voters swung more towards the Conservatives than Scotland and Wales. 2.  It’s more than a game Playwright James Graham, creator of the hit play and BBC TV series “Dear England,” argues politicians often underestimate soccer’s deeper social importance. Amid the “hollowing out” of British civic life — declining high streets, weakened public spaces and fractured communities — the soccer stadium is one of the few places left where people still gather physically and collectively, he says. So it matters not just every two or four years during major tournaments, but every single week, shaping people’s routines, their communities and even their identities. When people support their club, they are investing in something bigger than themselves: shared rituals, symbols, songs and belonging. “You have to turn up in person and in proximity with your physical community,” he says. Graham argues that politicians who understand this are more likely to connect to voters in what he sees as an age of growing disconnection, as people’s lives are increasingly shaped by AI, growth targets and digital life. “It’s a powerful opportunity to show the kind of country we are,” says Labour MP Kim Leadbeater. “The very best of people coming together.” 3. Be authentic No discussion of the potential peril of mixing football and politics is complete without mentioning David Cameron. The former prime minister — supposedly an Aston Villa supporter — famously claimed to support West Ham during the 2015 election campaign. He later blamed a “brain fade” — but the damage was done. Scarlett McGwire, political commentator and former Labour adviser, says authenticity is everything. “One of the reasons it’s so important for politicians to be authentic is there’s this myth that politicians always lie,” she says. “If they’re not authentic, people think: if they’re lying about this, they could be lying about everything.” Soccer fans can smell performative fandom instantly. Reform UK leader Nigel Farage recently faced criticism after posting what appeared to be recycled football content from Euro 2024 during this World Cup. Writer and journalist Adrian Goldberg says when politicians are genuine fans “football can just be a little bridge between the electorate and the prime minister.” Although this didn’t seem to help genuine Arsenal supporter Keir Starmer. 4. Remember the home nations Navigating loyalties across the United Kingdom — which fields four separate national teams — is hard. McGwire recalls former Prime Minister Gordon Brown’s advisers deciding he was “too Scottish” and working to place a Daily Mail story about how he cheered on the English team. “It was completely set up,” she says. “Nobody believed it.” Scottish Labour backbench MP Brian Leishman — a long-suffering supporter of the Tartan Army — is less concerned about courting England fans. “It would be intolerable if England won the World Cup,” he says. “I would hate it.” That result could boost support for Scottish independence, he adds — only half-jokingly. 5. There is no single football audience Soccer teams are cheered on by a wide range of people — from younger fans to older traditionalists, England obsessives to club loyalists, politically engaged supporters to those who simply want politics kept out of the game. It has grown more difficult for politicians to balance them without stumbling into divisive culture-war debates. Goldberg argues the controversy over players “taking the knee” during the Black Lives Matter protests in the early 2020s left fans on the terraces divided. “There were some fan bases where taking of the knee was booed, there were others where it was embraced and others where fans were kind of somewhere in the middle around that,” he says. That makes targeting your desired crowd crucial. Farage and his Reform UK party appear to be seeking the support of football fans with a campaign of turquoise football shirts, and visits to clubs like Ipswich Town.
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July 5, 2026 at 8:28 PM
nope. bzzzzzt. thats the buzzer. our contestant is going home emptyhanded this evening. it should have stood because portugal need to suffer
July 3, 2026 at 1:13 PM
"if i forgot it then it must not be that important hehe"

pinen who remembers that u offhandedly said "yeah sure" when she asked u bring her bread from solution nine but you came emptyhanded:
July 2, 2026 at 6:33 PM
yeah it’s good they’re not going home emptyhanded
June 26, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Don't approach me to "take control of your life" emptyhanded. You get what you give.
June 25, 2026 at 2:20 AM
This makes me want to make country music so bad: youtu.be/SGTsevoF23Y?...
Bilmuri & Dylan Marlowe - EMPTYHANDED (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)
YouTube video by Bilmuri
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June 20, 2026 at 6:56 PM