#engnz
England could have won this by playing normal Test cricket against a bowling attack held together by elastaplast and bandages.
Stokes should have been prevented from opening the batting and playing like there were three overs left.
#ENGNZ
June 28, 2026 at 5:30 PM
England have had lots of useless cricket teams but none have been as dislikeable as this one.
Their lack of application is ridiculous.
#ENGNZ
June 4, 2026 at 2:03 PM
That was cruel.😃

#EngNZ
September 26, 2026 at 3:46 PM
The faces may change but the New Zealand cricket team always remains very likeable.
#ENGNZ
June 26, 2026 at 3:38 PM
What a completely bonkers day of test cricket #EngNZ
June 4, 2026 at 5:51 PM
There was a time when it was unheard of to score 378 runs in a single day of Test cricket. Now it’s possible to take five wickets first! #ENGNZ
December 7, 2024 at 7:53 AM
Apparently the ECB as good at learning from defeats as the majority political parties #EngNZ
June 4, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Okay, 140 is beginning to look less shit. #EngNZ
I support LFC and the England cricket team, so yes - I'm well acquainted with the destructive properties of hope.
June 4, 2026 at 4:47 PM
The more England bats today the bigger c@@@@ Stokes, Mcullum and Brooks looks #EngNZ
June 29, 2026 at 11:39 AM
England given this series away 🏏
#ENGNZ
June 29, 2026 at 1:10 PM
3 wickets in an over by Ollie Robinson have perked me up no end on a day that’s been exceptionally stressful even by recent standards

#cricket #EngNZ
June 4, 2026 at 4:49 PM
England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 vs New Zealand Black Caps, Basin Reserve Wellington. Glorious day for it! #EngNZ
December 5, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Great to see Lord's putting on a party for International Don't Judge A Pitch Or A Total Before Both Teams Have Batted Day #EngNZ #cricketsky
June 4, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Nothing announces British Summer like a England batting collapse #ENGNZ
June 4, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Prakash Wakankar, commentating on #ENGNZ on Test Match Special has just said 'Five men in the ring'; if your immediate response on hearing that was 'Tra La La La La', you are my people.

#CricketWorldCup2023
October 5, 2023 at 1:07 PM
June 5, 2026 at 10:03 AM
At Trent Bridge for the final rights…or a miracle #EngNZ
June 29, 2026 at 9:52 AM
In the words of Fred Truman, "what's going off out there." #EngNZ
June 28, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Been watching Black Caps’s Ravindra for last few hours. Signed a ton of caps, tshirts, shoes etc and hundreds of selfies. Asks kids about where they play, batter or bowler etc. That’s the future of cricket being sown right there. #EngNZ
December 7, 2024 at 4:59 AM
In the peculiarly English position of praying for a day of solid rain so there is *no* cricket today.
Because I have tickets to watch #EngNZ at @HomeOfCricket on Sunday with my kids!
June 6, 2026 at 7:22 AM
WICKET!!

The Kiwis are crumbling.

#cricket
#TestMatch
#ENGNZ
June 25, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Smith and Atkinson showing how you can play normal cricket on this pitch for at least an hr or 2 making a mockery of Stokes, Macullum and Brooks decision. #EngNZ
June 29, 2026 at 11:23 AM
The England team and management should get booed out of Nottingham today but it won’t happen they are too polite. Root getting clapped off sums this up after getting run out. Yorkshire fans just would be silent #EngNZ
June 29, 2026 at 10:20 AM
I don’t think this morning could have gone any worse for England #EngNZ 🏏
June 27, 2026 at 11:30 AM
6 hours of my life I’ll never get back. Unbelievably poor England performance.
#ENGNZ
June 19, 2026 at 5:16 PM