"System Status: Glitchy.

We are attempting a hard reboot of the facility this morning. Please be patient while the operator remembers how to be a person again.

Current objective: Survive until lunch.

#enlightennightcamp #maintenancelog #mondaymorning #SystemFailure #thegroundskeeper

Spoiler Alert: No one is blowing the whistle. No one is coming to pull you out. You just have to tread water like the rest of us.

#EnlightenNightCamp #ShiftReport