January 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
We can just buy more ensigns
Our ship gets a bulk discount now
Our ship gets a bulk discount now
October 7, 2026 at 5:47 PM
We can just buy more ensigns
Our ship gets a bulk discount now
Our ship gets a bulk discount now
Probably less than ideal from the perspective of said ensigns.
October 7, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Probably less than ideal from the perspective of said ensigns.
Did the food replicator on the Enterprise really work or was it secretly a bunch of ensigns inside the bulkhead doing their best with a teapot and a little range?
December 5, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Did the food replicator on the Enterprise really work or was it secretly a bunch of ensigns inside the bulkhead doing their best with a teapot and a little range?
Ensigns of Spring
by Walter Crane (1894)
by Walter Crane (1894)
March 22, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Ensigns of Spring
by Walter Crane (1894)
by Walter Crane (1894)
The Lieutenant is already having some trouble with her newly assigned Ensigns...
#abdl #diapergirl #diaper #おむつ #オムツ
#abdl #diapergirl #diaper #おむつ #オムツ
September 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The Lieutenant is already having some trouble with her newly assigned Ensigns...
#abdl #diapergirl #diaper #おむつ #オムツ
#abdl #diapergirl #diaper #おむつ #オムツ
@gianttourtiere.bsky.social Can I squeeze some ensigns through cheesecloth
🪼 Your tax dollars paid a scientist to squeeze jellyfish through cheesecloth. Osamu Shimomura processed tens of thousands on an NSF grant to understand why they glow. He found a protein that glowed green under UV light. Called it "green protein." Nobody cared. For decades.
May 31, 2026 at 2:50 PM
@gianttourtiere.bsky.social Can I squeeze some ensigns through cheesecloth
inside my head, there are two ensigns
October 20, 2024 at 11:08 PM
inside my head, there are two ensigns
@gianttourtiere.bsky.social New ensigns!
Ensign Wasps, now in 4* convenient sizes, for all your biocontrol needs!
Ensign wasps started appearing within the past few days, and I'm happy about this.
(The last shot is one of the medium sized species, seen today. The others are from last year)
🌿 🐝🧪
Ensign wasps started appearing within the past few days, and I'm happy about this.
(The last shot is one of the medium sized species, seen today. The others are from last year)
🌿 🐝🧪
May 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
@gianttourtiere.bsky.social New ensigns!
Or solicitation
Or ensigns, possibly
Anyway
Or ensigns, possibly
Anyway
October 3, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Or solicitation
Or ensigns, possibly
Anyway
Or ensigns, possibly
Anyway
You're ALL ensigns?!
December 15, 2024 at 4:00 AM
You're ALL ensigns?!
I heard Fox News is talking some shit about LeVar Burton
November 18, 2023 at 2:30 AM
I heard Fox News is talking some shit about LeVar Burton
Voyager expects too much of its ensigns
August 29, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Voyager expects too much of its ensigns
Ensigns are people!
April 26, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Ensigns are people!
Tune in next week to see just what our lucky(?) ensigns will be wearing! 🧐
August 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Tune in next week to see just what our lucky(?) ensigns will be wearing! 🧐
This is the TNG episode "The Ensigns of Command"
August 19, 2026 at 4:39 PM
This is the TNG episode "The Ensigns of Command"
Starfleet ensigns posting selfies: "Hey y'all, I'm here about to save the world at Wolf 359!"
July 9, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Starfleet ensigns posting selfies: "Hey y'all, I'm here about to save the world at Wolf 359!"
We have ROBOTS who vacuum the HALLWAYS till they SPARKLE I don't see what the big deal is about a little bit of PHASE-SHIFTING ASH that used to be ensigns
October 7, 2026 at 5:46 PM
We have ROBOTS who vacuum the HALLWAYS till they SPARKLE I don't see what the big deal is about a little bit of PHASE-SHIFTING ASH that used to be ensigns
@gianttourtiere.bsky.social Anyway I programmed a bunch of ensigns to signal via light flashes in morse code
That's fine right
That's fine right
Did you know all living things emit a faint glow? They're called 'biophotons,' and ultra-weak ‘biophotons’ might be used to diagnose disease or could even represent a new signalling mechanism in cells, according to a feature in Nature. ⚛️ 🧪
All living things emit a faint glow. Could this light be useful?
Ultra-weak ‘biophotons’ might be used to diagnose disease, or could even represent a new signalling mechanism in cells.
go.nature.com
August 2, 2026 at 9:00 PM
@gianttourtiere.bsky.social Anyway I programmed a bunch of ensigns to signal via light flashes in morse code
That's fine right
That's fine right
YOURE ALL STILL ENSIGNS?
December 16, 2024 at 1:40 AM
YOURE ALL STILL ENSIGNS?
Merry Christmas from the Ensigns 🫶🏼
December 25, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Merry Christmas from the Ensigns 🫶🏼
i still can't believe that Star Trek Picard decided to make THEYRE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE TRANSPORTERS THAT ARE TURNING THE ENSIGNS BORG the climax of its final season
July 31, 2025 at 5:41 PM
i still can't believe that Star Trek Picard decided to make THEYRE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE TRANSPORTERS THAT ARE TURNING THE ENSIGNS BORG the climax of its final season
Exciting new science: Part algae, part red blood cell, these microrobots can travel to hard-to-reach tumors deep in the lungs.
🧪#medsky
🧪#medsky
Microrobots made of algae carry chemo directly to lung tumors, improving cancer treatment
Green algae carry drug-loaded nanoparticles directly to the lungs, reducing side effects in other organs and increasing treatment efficiency.
theconversation.com
July 6, 2024 at 6:41 PM
it’s a janeway is yelling at ensigns episode
March 3, 2026 at 6:49 AM
it’s a janeway is yelling at ensigns episode