wow the entwives have really fallen on hard times to be out here hustling like this
January 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
wow the entwives have really fallen on hard times to be out here hustling like this
ive always favored the theory that the entwives became lesbian separatists
July 7, 2024 at 1:07 AM
ive always favored the theory that the entwives became lesbian separatists
i'm glad the entwives disappeared they all had resting birch face
April 7, 2026 at 4:04 AM
i'm glad the entwives disappeared they all had resting birch face
Found the Entwives
December 15, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Found the Entwives
THE ENTWIVES???????!!!!!!!!!!!! *aghast*
June 23, 2026 at 11:31 PM
THE ENTWIVES???????!!!!!!!!!!!! *aghast*
The Bombadil family are too busy doing poly with the Entwives to bake.
I want to say Goldberry is the more likely candidate for this but actually the Bombadil household would have no interest in influencing the outside world. They're content being a couple of hippie DINKs in the woods, doing their little hobbies and singing about how hot they are
March 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The Bombadil family are too busy doing poly with the Entwives to bake.
I know we all love Treebeard, and the Ents are great. But does NO ONE find it suspicious that all the Entwives decided to leave, seemingly as a collective?
Some dark implications, that's all I'm saying.
Some dark implications, that's all I'm saying.
June 4, 2026 at 9:05 AM
I know we all love Treebeard, and the Ents are great. But does NO ONE find it suspicious that all the Entwives decided to leave, seemingly as a collective?
Some dark implications, that's all I'm saying.
Some dark implications, that's all I'm saying.
Where are the entwives?
They went to Cimmeria.
They went to Cimmeria.
Especially the Ents. Sonja looks like a woman who wants more trees in the world.
September 15, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Where are the entwives?
They went to Cimmeria.
They went to Cimmeria.
WE FOUND THE ENTWIVES
May 8, 2026 at 12:17 AM
WE FOUND THE ENTWIVES
literally unreadable
July 17, 2026 at 1:54 PM
literally unreadable
lesbian separatist entwives
August 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
lesbian separatist entwives
Somewhere, the Entwives are having a quiet chuckle.
September 9, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Somewhere, the Entwives are having a quiet chuckle.
q. hey bluesky, what size boobs do the entwives have?
a. 136 double tree
a. 136 double tree
July 17, 2026 at 2:01 PM
q. hey bluesky, what size boobs do the entwives have?
a. 136 double tree
a. 136 double tree
Elevator pitch: ENTWIVES GO WOKE 😂
July 18, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Elevator pitch: ENTWIVES GO WOKE 😂
He’s the reason the entwives left.
September 27, 2026 at 1:54 PM
He’s the reason the entwives left.
Estrogen would have helped the ents find the entwives
October 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Estrogen would have helped the ents find the entwives
The Secret Lives of Entwives©️
Coming soon on Showtime!
Coming soon on Showtime!
June 23, 2026 at 11:57 PM
The Secret Lives of Entwives©️
Coming soon on Showtime!
Coming soon on Showtime!
I think I understand why the Entwives left 😔
February 14, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I think I understand why the Entwives left 😔
the entwives were political lesbians
December 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
the entwives were political lesbians
Tired: Tradwives
Wired: Entwives
Wired: Entwives
broke: "Wood" is a song about Travis Kelce's dick.
woke: "Wood" is a song about how Travis Kelce is a horny treant.
woke: "Wood" is a song about how Travis Kelce is a horny treant.
October 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Tired: Tradwives
Wired: Entwives
Wired: Entwives
The Entwives getting the fuck outta Fangorn...
August 5, 2024 at 8:19 PM
The Entwives getting the fuck outta Fangorn...
This is also why one of the most dramatically gripping stories in the entire LOTR is in the appendix. all you know from the main narrative is that Aragorn and Arwen got married but you learn a LOT about the Entwives.
September 28, 2026 at 9:28 PM
This is also why one of the most dramatically gripping stories in the entire LOTR is in the appendix. all you know from the main narrative is that Aragorn and Arwen got married but you learn a LOT about the Entwives.
"but what about the entwives, keez" please redirect this question to Tolkien and leave me out of it 🤝
February 15, 2026 at 3:06 AM
"but what about the entwives, keez" please redirect this question to Tolkien and leave me out of it 🤝
The Entwives are a psyop, it's just a story they tell outsiders so no one asks questions about their polycule
June 4, 2026 at 9:15 AM
The Entwives are a psyop, it's just a story they tell outsiders so no one asks questions about their polycule