Erewhon Defends $19 Strawberry: ‘It’s Made To Be Split’
March 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Erewhon Defends $19 Strawberry: ‘It’s Made To Be Split’
October 5, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Culver's, the Erewhon of Wisconsin.
Kat Abughazaleh, who claims to be poor, posted yesterday about buying fast-casual shrimp twice in a day.
June 26, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Culver's, the Erewhon of Wisconsin.
personal favorite: "You feed the turtle papaya from Erewhon."
December 2, 2025 at 7:50 PM
personal favorite: "You feed the turtle papaya from Erewhon."
Mein Führer... the Venice Beach Erewhon... has already fallen.
June 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Mein Führer... the Venice Beach Erewhon... has already fallen.
Luka’s Erewhon smoothie is just going to be beer.
February 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Luka’s Erewhon smoothie is just going to be beer.
It’s a good thing they didn’t ask me, because Erewhon ain’t worth the coin…
But I can’t stop laughing at this. 😂
But I can’t stop laughing at this. 😂
July 30, 2026 at 3:23 AM
It’s a good thing they didn’t ask me, because Erewhon ain’t worth the coin…
But I can’t stop laughing at this. 😂
But I can’t stop laughing at this. 😂
I sentence you to a lifetime of shopping at Erewhon for this
September 25, 2026 at 3:42 PM
I sentence you to a lifetime of shopping at Erewhon for this
guy born and raised in LA trying his first ever erewhon smoothie
September 12, 2026 at 5:50 PM
guy born and raised in LA trying his first ever erewhon smoothie
Erewhon Goldfish is the legend we need
January 15, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Erewhon Goldfish is the legend we need
I have eaten the Erewhon papaya etc etc
A piece Olivia Nuzzi published yesterday (as part of a Substack Q+A) called "Signs Your Book Rollout Has Gone Awry":
December 2, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I have eaten the Erewhon papaya etc etc
erewhon selling pasta water for $60 a cup
September 23, 2026 at 9:42 PM
erewhon selling pasta water for $60 a cup
As an Angeleno I am very amused by all this Meadow Lane stuff. It’s not anything like Erewhon!!!! Don’t defame Erewhon! (I know Erewhon is ridiculous but it charms me.)
November 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
As an Angeleno I am very amused by all this Meadow Lane stuff. It’s not anything like Erewhon!!!! Don’t defame Erewhon! (I know Erewhon is ridiculous but it charms me.)
heres klavier shopping at erewhon
April 20, 2026 at 9:56 PM
heres klavier shopping at erewhon
i’ve been really good about not buying the $10 orange juice from Erewhon. i deserve a treat. perhaps some orange juice from Erewhon…
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
i’ve been really good about not buying the $10 orange juice from Erewhon. i deserve a treat. perhaps some orange juice from Erewhon…
Put down the erewhon and pick up an n95.
September 18, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Put down the erewhon and pick up an n95.
Katy Perry X Erewhon
September 5, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Katy Perry X Erewhon
I start hoarding Erewhon bottled water tonight
Serious Mad King territory. Trump orders Army Corps of Engineers to drain CA reservoirs storing water for summer-fall use onto already flooded Central Valley farms nowhere near LA, tweets that if only people had listened to him when he wanted to do this last time, no fires
February 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I start hoarding Erewhon bottled water tonight
Erewhon is not a store, it’s a gullibility test.
September 27, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Erewhon is not a store, it’s a gullibility test.
Erewhon Lacma was a human bounty hunter active in 5 ABY
April 15, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Erewhon Lacma was a human bounty hunter active in 5 ABY
erewhon selling $12 cups of “sacred” water is exactly the kind of thing someone doing a medium-good job of making fun of erewhon would come up with AND YET
July 12, 2026 at 1:11 AM
erewhon selling $12 cups of “sacred” water is exactly the kind of thing someone doing a medium-good job of making fun of erewhon would come up with AND YET
This is where shopping at Erewhon gets you!! flaminghydra.com/nowhere-man/
June 4, 2025 at 2:13 AM
This is where shopping at Erewhon gets you!! flaminghydra.com/nowhere-man/
A thread I’m calling… “Oh the carnage in LA!”
“Oh the carnage at… the Erewhon in Culver”
“Oh the carnage at… the Erewhon in Culver”
June 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
A thread I’m calling… “Oh the carnage in LA!”
“Oh the carnage at… the Erewhon in Culver”
“Oh the carnage at… the Erewhon in Culver”
Whether it's Kai Trump spending $230 on a smoothie and some bottled water at an Erewhon in Santa Monica or Kat Abughazaleh spending 12 bucks on fried shrimp at a Culver's in Chicago, young women on both sides of the aisle are making extravagant purchases.
June 27, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Whether it's Kai Trump spending $230 on a smoothie and some bottled water at an Erewhon in Santa Monica or Kat Abughazaleh spending 12 bucks on fried shrimp at a Culver's in Chicago, young women on both sides of the aisle are making extravagant purchases.