Mall Escalator Spits Out Another Pile Of Bones
April 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Mall Escalator Spits Out Another Pile Of Bones
Antifa sabotaged the escalator.
September 23, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Antifa sabotaged the escalator.
“An escalator can never break down. It can only become stairs.” - Mitch Hedberg
July 3, 2026 at 11:01 PM
“An escalator can never break down. It can only become stairs.” - Mitch Hedberg
July 19, 2026 at 10:37 PM
“An escalator can never break down. It can only become stairs. You’ll never see an escalator out of order sign. Just escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.” - Mitch Hedberg
September 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
“An escalator can never break down. It can only become stairs. You’ll never see an escalator out of order sign. Just escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.” - Mitch Hedberg
"That janitor who cleans the escalator handrail by holding a cloth in place as the escalator moves"
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November 2, 2025 at 9:43 AM
"That janitor who cleans the escalator handrail by holding a cloth in place as the escalator moves"
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My favorite escalator in Detroit
June 29, 2024 at 7:45 PM
My favorite escalator in Detroit
Tim Walz: "My god, we've got the White House threatening investigations and jail time because an escalator stopped? Walk up the damn stairs!"
October 2, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Tim Walz: "My god, we've got the White House threatening investigations and jail time because an escalator stopped? Walk up the damn stairs!"
@hearthfox.bsky.social escalator dancin’!!!!!
January 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM
@hearthfox.bsky.social escalator dancin’!!!!!
POV: the longest escalator in North America is out of service
February 20, 2026 at 6:50 PM
POV: the longest escalator in North America is out of service
Just saw a mouse get off the escalator at St Pancras like a boss.
May 25, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Just saw a mouse get off the escalator at St Pancras like a boss.
Trump To Travel With Own Escalator Following U.N. Embarrassment
September 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Trump To Travel With Own Escalator Following U.N. Embarrassment
[mitch hedberg voice]
August 10, 2023 at 10:42 PM
[mitch hedberg voice]
Tim Walz: "My god, we've got the White House threatening investigations and jail time because an escalator stopped? Walk up the damn stairs!"
October 2, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Tim Walz: "My god, we've got the White House threatening investigations and jail time because an escalator stopped? Walk up the damn stairs!"
Another great win for The Lasses #NUFC
Wilko Wilkes Dancing on Escalator
ALT: Wilko Wilkes Dancing on Escalator
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September 27, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Another great win for The Lasses #NUFC
September 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
our occupying army won't even stand to the right on the escalator
August 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
our occupying army won't even stand to the right on the escalator
Who knew WWIII would start with an escalator?
September 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Who knew WWIII would start with an escalator?
Obama photographer Pete Souza posted this pic of Obama on that UN escalator… www.instagram.com/p/DO9GFjUEZi...
September 24, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Obama photographer Pete Souza posted this pic of Obama on that UN escalator… www.instagram.com/p/DO9GFjUEZi...
If an escalator can stop Trump, we can, too! Midterms!!!
December 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
If an escalator can stop Trump, we can, too! Midterms!!!
It’s fucking me up that the word elevate predates the invention of the elevator but the invention of the escalator predates the word escalate. It’s complete madness
September 27, 2026 at 5:34 PM
It’s fucking me up that the word elevate predates the invention of the elevator but the invention of the escalator predates the word escalate. It’s complete madness
If you can see an out of order escalator and not think “Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for your convenience.” we are very different people.
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
May 23, 2025 at 2:04 AM
If you can see an out of order escalator and not think “Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for your convenience.” we are very different people.
The up escalator for people joining the protest and the down escalator for cowards (me)
December 6, 2024 at 9:44 AM
The up escalator for people joining the protest and the down escalator for cowards (me)