#escalators
a journalist trolls Trump, who has spent the last year whining about the UN's escalators: "Be careful with the stairs!"
September 22, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Not funny by that journalist. Escalators are President Trump's personal 9/11.
a journalist trolls Trump, who has spent the last year whining about the UN's escalators: "Be careful with the stairs!"
September 22, 2026 at 1:58 PM
They have identified the person in charge of escalators at the UN:
September 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Whoever’s in charge of those escalators missed what could’ve been an absolutely legendary bit this morning.
a journalist trolls Trump, who has spent the last year whining about the UN's escalators: "Be careful with the stairs!"
September 22, 2026 at 2:01 PM
In Mario Kart Wii, the dancing Piantas near the escalators in Coconut Mall actually serve a purpose. They will turn towards the escalator currently moving upward, and face forward while the escalators change directions, providing an additional visual indicator from afar.
May 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
joining the war on escalators and windmills. on the side of escalators and windmills
September 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
rip sisyphus you would have loved escalators
August 15, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Norway fans are rowing their way up the escalators in Boston
June 16, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Trump addresses UN at 9:55am ET.. assuming all escalators work
September 22, 2026 at 1:24 PM
The UN escalators worked for President Obama, just saying.
September 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
October 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Escalators are inherently bisexual.
October 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
what, no tariffs on escalators yet? THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT
September 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Escalators are antifa.
September 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
rip sisyphus you would have loved escalators
September 23, 2025 at 10:12 PM
They moved so quickly to the War on Escalators. 🥴
September 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I love how technology skipped from calculators to end-of-humanity without figuring out escalators that don’t break
September 16, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Escalators Are Now Battlefields
September 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Escalators, escalators, escalators! Ha! Escalators!

Eels. 😔
December 14, 2024 at 4:16 PM
JUST IN: Trump declares escalators a terrorist organization.
September 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
rainy days and escalators always bring me down
August 2, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Not to brag or anything, but escalators always work for me.
September 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Even teleprompters & escalators hate Trump.
September 28, 2025 at 6:30 AM