“No one cares what you think, Eurymachus,” and no one does.
November 1, 2026 at 9:04 PM
“No one cares what you think, Eurymachus,” and no one does.
favorite part of reading the odyssey so far is when Eurymachus is like "i just had a vision, y'all are doomed. imma head out"
October 23, 2026 at 2:49 PM
favorite part of reading the odyssey so far is when Eurymachus is like "i just had a vision, y'all are doomed. imma head out"
blood&bruises&kissing cause Eurymachus is one i wanna punch sm and i really need to become better in drawing
#epicthemusical #epic #greekmythology #yumeship #yume #eurymachus
#epicthemusical #epic #greekmythology #yumeship #yume #eurymachus
October 13, 2026 at 10:15 PM
blood&bruises&kissing cause Eurymachus is one i wanna punch sm and i really need to become better in drawing
#epicthemusical #epic #greekmythology #yumeship #yume #eurymachus
#epicthemusical #epic #greekmythology #yumeship #yume #eurymachus
October 10, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Oh, Eurymachus. It's probably been a lot more years of well-known humiliation than you thought.
October 6, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Oh, Eurymachus. It's probably been a lot more years of well-known humiliation than you thought.
YUMESHIP|oc×canon
Eurymachus's design and he's with his cupbearer cause i love them and their dynamic
#epicthemusical #greekmythology #eurymachus #oc×canon #yumeship
Eurymachus's design and he's with his cupbearer cause i love them and their dynamic
#epicthemusical #greekmythology #eurymachus #oc×canon #yumeship
October 5, 2026 at 9:23 PM
YUMESHIP|oc×canon
Eurymachus's design and he's with his cupbearer cause i love them and their dynamic
#epicthemusical #greekmythology #eurymachus #oc×canon #yumeship
Eurymachus's design and he's with his cupbearer cause i love them and their dynamic
#epicthemusical #greekmythology #eurymachus #oc×canon #yumeship
October 3, 2026 at 7:52 AM
EURYMACHUS:
Old king, our leader is dead!
You've destroyed the serpent's head
Now the rest of us are no longer a threat
Old king, our leader is dead!
You've destroyed the serpent's head
Now the rest of us are no longer a threat
September 30, 2026 at 3:35 AM
EURYMACHUS:
Old king, our leader is dead!
You've destroyed the serpent's head
Now the rest of us are no longer a threat
Old king, our leader is dead!
You've destroyed the serpent's head
Now the rest of us are no longer a threat
"So he spoke, and thereat pale fear seized them all, and each man gazed about to see how he might escape utter destruction; Eurymachus alone answered him, and said: “If thou art indeed the Mayor of Ithaca..."
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September 29, 2026 at 3:07 AM
"So he spoke, and thereat pale fear seized them all, and each man gazed about to see how he might escape utter destruction; Eurymachus alone answered him, and said: “If thou art indeed the Mayor of Ithaca..."
September 24, 2026 at 7:23 PM
EURYMACHUS, ODYSSEUS:
Old king, forgive us instead
So that no more blood is shed
Let's have open arms instead-
No.
Old king, forgive us instead
So that no more blood is shed
Let's have open arms instead-
No.
September 24, 2026 at 9:25 AM
EURYMACHUS, ODYSSEUS:
Old king, forgive us instead
So that no more blood is shed
Let's have open arms instead-
No.
Old king, forgive us instead
So that no more blood is shed
Let's have open arms instead-
No.
EURYMACHUS, ODYSSEUS:
Old king, forgive us instead
So that no more blood is shed
Let's have open arms instead-
No.
Old king, forgive us instead
So that no more blood is shed
Let's have open arms instead-
No.
September 4, 2026 at 5:30 PM
EURYMACHUS, ODYSSEUS:
Old king, forgive us instead
So that no more blood is shed
Let's have open arms instead-
No.
Old king, forgive us instead
So that no more blood is shed
Let's have open arms instead-
No.
I don't use AI tools, and freely admit that. I recognize that many people say these tools are extremely helpful to them and that they truly are aiding them. What I don't understand is how to mesh that with the fact that even now, in 2026, AI tools are producing curriculum like this (from HISD)
September 4, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I don't use AI tools, and freely admit that. I recognize that many people say these tools are extremely helpful to them and that they truly are aiding them. What I don't understand is how to mesh that with the fact that even now, in 2026, AI tools are producing curriculum like this (from HISD)
Is Eurymachus, he has two dicks because he's a snake
August 25, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Is Eurymachus, he has two dicks because he's a snake
🔞 cw: omegaverse, hemipenis
An angry lion in heat
#antinous #eurymachus #telemachus #sharpwolf #antimachus #sharpsnake
(1/3)
An angry lion in heat
#antinous #eurymachus #telemachus #sharpwolf #antimachus #sharpsnake
(1/3)
August 20, 2026 at 9:03 PM
🔞 cw: omegaverse, hemipenis
An angry lion in heat
#antinous #eurymachus #telemachus #sharpwolf #antimachus #sharpsnake
(1/3)
An angry lion in heat
#antinous #eurymachus #telemachus #sharpwolf #antimachus #sharpsnake
(1/3)
‘The truth is, you are swollen with pride, you are cruel-hearted, and doubtless you think yourself great and powerful because those you meet are few and worthless.’ Odysseus to Eurymachus the suitor, P. 226.
We need to bring back insults like this.
We need to bring back insults like this.
August 18, 2026 at 11:19 PM
‘The truth is, you are swollen with pride, you are cruel-hearted, and doubtless you think yourself great and powerful because those you meet are few and worthless.’ Odysseus to Eurymachus the suitor, P. 226.
We need to bring back insults like this.
We need to bring back insults like this.
Okay, hear me out. Zach Galifianakis doing his between two ferns bit with Antinous and Eurymachus before shooting them both through the throat.
August 15, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Okay, hear me out. Zach Galifianakis doing his between two ferns bit with Antinous and Eurymachus before shooting them both through the throat.
🔞 A fox and a snake 😌
My Eurymachus with @callmesinner.bsky.social Eurymachus hehe thank you for letting me borrow your fox boy
#Eurymachus
My Eurymachus with @callmesinner.bsky.social Eurymachus hehe thank you for letting me borrow your fox boy
#Eurymachus
August 13, 2026 at 9:39 PM
🔞 A fox and a snake 😌
My Eurymachus with @callmesinner.bsky.social Eurymachus hehe thank you for letting me borrow your fox boy
#Eurymachus
My Eurymachus with @callmesinner.bsky.social Eurymachus hehe thank you for letting me borrow your fox boy
#Eurymachus
I'm the author of the Palace Passing Boy on Ao3 where #Eurymachus gets his back blown out by #Antinous. Uh... I posted the third chapter, but it's cut short because of an issue with an ex-friend who liked it, but I no longer am able to bare the thought of her. Sorry if anybody on here liked it :/
August 14, 2026 at 5:06 AM
I'm the author of the Palace Passing Boy on Ao3 where #Eurymachus gets his back blown out by #Antinous. Uh... I posted the third chapter, but it's cut short because of an issue with an ex-friend who liked it, but I no longer am able to bare the thought of her. Sorry if anybody on here liked it :/
EURYMACHUS, ODYSSEUS:
Old king, forgive us instead
So that no more blood is shed
Let's have open arms instead-
No.
Old king, forgive us instead
So that no more blood is shed
Let's have open arms instead-
No.
August 10, 2026 at 10:56 PM
EURYMACHUS, ODYSSEUS:
Old king, forgive us instead
So that no more blood is shed
Let's have open arms instead-
No.
Old king, forgive us instead
So that no more blood is shed
Let's have open arms instead-
No.
March 18, 2026 at 3:46 PM
cw: blood, telemachus/eurymachus/antinous/amphinomous, bruises, bites, dub-con
hhh the worms. the worms bit me. they BIT ME!!! thanks messymoonmess for yer designs for the suitors :3
#sharpwolf #telemachus #epicthemusical #nsfw #eurymachus #antinous #amphinomous
hhh the worms. the worms bit me. they BIT ME!!! thanks messymoonmess for yer designs for the suitors :3
#sharpwolf #telemachus #epicthemusical #nsfw #eurymachus #antinous #amphinomous
January 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
cw: blood, telemachus/eurymachus/antinous/amphinomous, bruises, bites, dub-con
hhh the worms. the worms bit me. they BIT ME!!! thanks messymoonmess for yer designs for the suitors :3
#sharpwolf #telemachus #epicthemusical #nsfw #eurymachus #antinous #amphinomous
hhh the worms. the worms bit me. they BIT ME!!! thanks messymoonmess for yer designs for the suitors :3
#sharpwolf #telemachus #epicthemusical #nsfw #eurymachus #antinous #amphinomous
Also~ I finished ALL the refs the refs for my Odyssey retelling! So here they all are~
Starting with: Polites, Eurylochus, Eurymachus and Ctimene!
Starting with: Polites, Eurylochus, Eurymachus and Ctimene!
December 23, 2024 at 2:16 PM
Also~ I finished ALL the refs the refs for my Odyssey retelling! So here they all are~
Starting with: Polites, Eurylochus, Eurymachus and Ctimene!
Starting with: Polites, Eurylochus, Eurymachus and Ctimene!
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I made an Epic The Musical singing server! All roles are open. If you love to sing epic songs... join and audition. I might take Eurymachus though. 🤭
I made an Epic The Musical singing server! All roles are open. If you love to sing epic songs... join and audition. I might take Eurymachus though. 🤭
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January 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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I made an Epic The Musical singing server! All roles are open. If you love to sing epic songs... join and audition. I might take Eurymachus though. 🤭
I made an Epic The Musical singing server! All roles are open. If you love to sing epic songs... join and audition. I might take Eurymachus though. 🤭