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White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off
July 15, 2025 at 5:01 PM
White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off
White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off
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I've been evacuated 😠
October 17, 2024 at 9:42 PM
I've been evacuated 😠
White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off
July 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off
Whatever else emerges in time about the Delta crash in Canada, one thing is certain: the importance & amazing professionalism of flight attendants who safely evacuated the plane in a matter of seconds.
February 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Whatever else emerges in time about the Delta crash in Canada, one thing is certain: the importance & amazing professionalism of flight attendants who safely evacuated the plane in a matter of seconds.
Evacuated, fuckin hell.
January 9, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Evacuated, fuckin hell.
The tower was evacuated due to a “burning smell” coming from an elevator.
NYC Airport Chaos: Newark Issues Ground Stop After Air Traffic Control Tower Was Evacuated—Hours After Deadly LaGuardia Crash
The tower was evacuated due to a “burning smell” coming from an elevator.
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March 23, 2026 at 1:10 PM
The tower was evacuated due to a “burning smell” coming from an elevator.
Kash Patel’s FBI puts two pounds of methamphetamine in the incinerator at an animal shelter, sending 14 people to the hospital, and exposing some 75 cats and dogs to the narcotic. www.bbc.com/news/article...
Animal shelter evacuated after FBI incinerates meth at facility
Fourteen staff were hospitalised and 75 cats and dogs evacuated.
www.bbc.com
September 14, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Kash Patel’s FBI puts two pounds of methamphetamine in the incinerator at an animal shelter, sending 14 people to the hospital, and exposing some 75 cats and dogs to the narcotic. www.bbc.com/news/article...
“legally evacuated to the U.S. after the fall of Kabul”
Afghan who fought for US forces dies in ICE custody as Trump on track for grim record
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Afghan who fought for US forces dies in ICE custody as Trump on track for grim record
Mohammad Nazeer Paktyawal served with U.S. forces in Afghanistan and legally evacuated the country, then died within a day of being taken into ICE custody, according to his family
www.independent.co.uk
March 15, 2026 at 7:16 PM
“legally evacuated to the U.S. after the fall of Kabul”
7 hbcus evacuated for bomb threats, dnc threatened and evacuated, umass evacuated, a fox news host challenging his millions of viewers to go to war with their political opposition....not even a blip in the news cycle, not a word of condemnation from any politicians or op-ed sections that ive seen
September 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
7 hbcus evacuated for bomb threats, dnc threatened and evacuated, umass evacuated, a fox news host challenging his millions of viewers to go to war with their political opposition....not even a blip in the news cycle, not a word of condemnation from any politicians or op-ed sections that ive seen
Kash Patel is going to make history as the first FBI director to get medically evacuated from Burning Man
February 22, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Kash Patel is going to make history as the first FBI director to get medically evacuated from Burning Man
I don't think Kamala would have fallen on her ass being evacuated.
April 26, 2026 at 9:27 PM
I don't think Kamala would have fallen on her ass being evacuated.
The "Angels Detachment" evacuated four #Ukrainian Defenders from Russian-occupied territory, where they had been hiding for more than three years.
Among those evacuated were a marine, three National Guard soldiers, and a hospital medical worker who had helped hide Defenders.
Among those evacuated were a marine, three National Guard soldiers, and a hospital medical worker who had helped hide Defenders.
September 6, 2025 at 7:38 AM
The "Angels Detachment" evacuated four #Ukrainian Defenders from Russian-occupied territory, where they had been hiding for more than three years.
Among those evacuated were a marine, three National Guard soldiers, and a hospital medical worker who had helped hide Defenders.
Among those evacuated were a marine, three National Guard soldiers, and a hospital medical worker who had helped hide Defenders.
evacuated to where!??!?!?!
February 9, 2024 at 2:54 PM
evacuated to where!??!?!?!
✈️🆙 Russian planes are fleeing from their airfields, drones attack, according to Russian media.
▪️"Diagilevo" - Russian aviation squadron was evacuated.
▪️"Savasleyka" - MIG-31K were evacuated.
▪️"Diagilevo" - Russian aviation squadron was evacuated.
▪️"Savasleyka" - MIG-31K were evacuated.
March 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM
✈️🆙 Russian planes are fleeing from their airfields, drones attack, according to Russian media.
▪️"Diagilevo" - Russian aviation squadron was evacuated.
▪️"Savasleyka" - MIG-31K were evacuated.
▪️"Diagilevo" - Russian aviation squadron was evacuated.
▪️"Savasleyka" - MIG-31K were evacuated.
I’d like to hear from voters of any race who were evacuated from polling places due to bomb threats and never voted.
The media is now obsessed with remorseful Trump voters, white voters, who are now losing their jobs or upset about inflation. I don’t want to hear from them. I want to hear from the Black voters who stood in line for hours, only to be turned away because their name was purged from the rolls.
March 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I’d like to hear from voters of any race who were evacuated from polling places due to bomb threats and never voted.
For the second day in a row, schools in Springfield, Ohio, are being evacuated because of apparent threats fueled by Trump and Vance's high-profile racist fear-mongering. The school district evacuated two elementary schools and closed one middle school.
Two Springfield schools evacuated, another closed; district cites police info
Springfield City School District closed one middle school and evacuated two elementary schools.
www.springfieldnewssun.com
September 13, 2024 at 3:22 PM
For the second day in a row, schools in Springfield, Ohio, are being evacuated because of apparent threats fueled by Trump and Vance's high-profile racist fear-mongering. The school district evacuated two elementary schools and closed one middle school.
Women showed up for me in my scariest hour.
Safely evacuated from Los Angeles.
Safely evacuated from Los Angeles.
January 9, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Women showed up for me in my scariest hour.
Safely evacuated from Los Angeles.
Safely evacuated from Los Angeles.
✈️ Aircraft are being evacuated from airfields near Moscow, according to monitoring channels.
October 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
✈️ Aircraft are being evacuated from airfields near Moscow, according to monitoring channels.
A Ukrainian cat and dog that were rescued from the front lines. They were evacuated 12 km to safety by drone.
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April 8, 2026 at 10:01 AM
A Ukrainian cat and dog that were rescued from the front lines. They were evacuated 12 km to safety by drone.
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Five men are in custody and dozens of homes were evacuated after police received calls about suspicious vehicles near RAF Fairford.
5 Arrested On Suspicion Of Explosives Charges Near U.K. Base U.S. Used For Iran Strikes
Five men are in custody and dozens of homes were evacuated after police received calls about suspicious vehicles near RAF Fairford.
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September 27, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Five men are in custody and dozens of homes were evacuated after police received calls about suspicious vehicles near RAF Fairford.
The UK has evacuated its forces from Iraq, The i Paper reports.
April 7, 2026 at 6:49 PM
The UK has evacuated its forces from Iraq, The i Paper reports.
January 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
The US Embassy in Riyadh seems to have taken a direct hit.
No idea on casualties, but it looks bad. Hope it was evacuated.
No idea on casualties, but it looks bad. Hope it was evacuated.
March 3, 2026 at 12:15 AM
The US Embassy in Riyadh seems to have taken a direct hit.
No idea on casualties, but it looks bad. Hope it was evacuated.
No idea on casualties, but it looks bad. Hope it was evacuated.