#everythingisbiggerintexas
August 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Dressin' like the CEO of my own life 👠 👑 🔥
#bossenergy #teamtexas #everythingisbiggerintexas
March 30, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Our new Texas Bible Upper Math Class-
Using the Ten Commandments ask your Parents to help you calculate how many of the Commandments have been broken by POTUS elect tRUMP and his proposed Cabinet.

#EverythingIsBiggerInTexas

*Hint- Each act counts separately so Adultery and False Witness > 5 figs.
November 22, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Flying to Texas this week to see if it true. Always makes think of dick size. 🍆 #everythingisbiggerintexas #gayaustin #gayfortworth #dicksize #comparedicksize
May 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Glad to see Jim Acosta is a fan on real Texas cuisine: that’s a Whataburger small-sized drink in his cup holder. #Whataburger #EverythingIsBiggerInTexas
February 25, 2026 at 8:33 PM
That is one huge chip! 😋
#EverythingIsBiggerInTexas
February 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Sending greetings from the largest convenience store in the world #EverythingIsBiggerInTexas #CleanBathroomsThough
March 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Texas Republicans are out in the open rigging the system for minority rule (with POTUS blessing) while stripping Texans of rights and convincing them it is normal for the power grid to go down and for rivers to flood with no warning systems.

#everythingisbiggerinTexas
July 30, 2025 at 3:10 PM
That should apply to the corrupt, self serving governor as well!!
The corruption in Texas is as big!!
#everythingisbiggerintexas
July 7, 2026 at 12:05 PM