#everythingtrumptouchesturnstoshit
August 14, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Trump University, East Wing, Ballroom, Reflecting Pool and now, The Great American State Fair #ABlueView 🧵1/2

#EverythingTrumpTouchesTurnsToShit
June 30, 2026 at 3:55 PM
I just can quite put my finger on it… 🤭🤭🤭

#EverythingTrumpTouchesTurnsToSHIT
Flynn is broke.
Giuliani is broke.
Bannon is broke.
Kari Lake is broke.
DeSantis is broke.
Jenna Ellis is broke.
Truth Social is broke.
Michigan GOP is broke.
The Pillow Guy is broke.
Lindsey Graham is broke.
I know there's a common thread in there somewhere
March 21, 2024 at 4:05 PM
🧵2/3 #EverythingTrumpTouchesTurnsToShit - World Cup Edition
July 6, 2026 at 3:55 PM
The USMNT lost in spectacular fashion!
I’m calling the curse The TrumpKnick

#EverythingTrumpTouchesTurnsToShit

#FIFA
July 7, 2026 at 2:58 AM
#EverythingTrumpTouchesTurnsToShit - World Cup Edition #ABlueView 🧵1/3

Because of Trump's corrupt intervention, any further USMNT wins will forever have an asterisk next to them in the history books: https://twp.ai/4htLM4
July 6, 2026 at 3:55 PM
He is the ultimate cooler. #EverythingTrumpTouchesTurnsToShit
True Fact GIF
ALT: True Fact GIF
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
An embarrassment for the military as well. Trump diminishes everything he touches.
June 15, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Why, why, why does this seem to me to be another case of #ETTTTS?

#EverythingTrumpTouchesTurnsToShit
July 30, 2026 at 10:20 PM
🧵3/3 #EverythingTrumpTouchesTurnsToShit - Previous Edition

"Trump University, East Wing, Ballroom, Reflecting Pool and now, The Great American State Fair"
July 6, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Trumpstein files are gonna ruin Star Wars too because George Lucas was balls deep in Epstein debauchery.

#everythingtrumptouchesturnstoshit
February 4, 2026 at 7:27 AM
July 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I wonder if, as Trump takes ownership of everything that belongs to the American people, he might rename this “The Deflecting Pool.” Seems apropos, doncha think?

#EverythingTrumpTouchesTurnsToShit
August 17, 2026 at 4:24 AM
September 5, 2026 at 11:15 PM
When your own prolific bullshit turns into yours and #elonmusk’s own lived reality…

That’s a special kind of #KARMA

#ToldYouSo 🤦🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️😱
#DontSayWeDidntWarnYou
#EverythingtRUMPTouchesDies
#RealityTVStarsMakeShitPresidents
#EverythingtRUMPTouchesTurnsToShit
‪#ElectAClownEnjoyTheCircus 🤡🎪🐘 🤡🎪🐘‬
March 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
#EverythingTrumpTouchesTurnsToShit

Infantino/Outfantino FAFO
August 1, 2026 at 12:02 PM
July 7, 2026 at 3:58 AM
As soon as Trump renames the Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America, it snows in Florida along the Gulf Coast. #EverythingTrumpTouchesTurnsToShit
January 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
July 7, 2026 at 12:55 AM
July 23, 2026 at 12:06 PM
"I don’t know about you, but Trump’s intervention in the World Cup has ruined the game for me," writes @rbreich.bsky.social.

"How can the fine athletes representing us rejoice in a victory when the president of the United States has used his political power to seek to change a referee’s call?"
Trump’s World Cup intervention has ruined the game | Robert Reich
We try to teach our children to follow the rules. Now an American president has chosen the opposite tack
www.theguardian.com
July 7, 2026 at 4:38 AM
July 25, 2026 at 9:28 PM