BREAKING: All my exes now live in Blexas.
November 4, 2026 at 2:07 AM
BREAKING: All my exes now live in Blexas.
democrats won texas because they activated all the exes
November 4, 2026 at 7:33 PM
democrats won texas because they activated all the exes
all my exes live in Blexas
November 4, 2026 at 7:54 AM
all my exes live in Blexas
"accountability is retribution" and other things abusive exes and their protectors tend to say
November 4, 2026 at 4:02 PM
"accountability is retribution" and other things abusive exes and their protectors tend to say
All the exes that live in Texas
Texas Democrats:
—flipped a US Senate seat
—flipped Governor
—flipped control of state House, flipping 14+ seats
—flipped control of Texas Board of Education
—flipped 4 seats on Texas Supreme Court
—flipped 3 seats on Court of Criminal Appeals
—flipped 3 seats on a Court of Appeals GOP just created
—flipped a US Senate seat
—flipped Governor
—flipped control of state House, flipping 14+ seats
—flipped control of Texas Board of Education
—flipped 4 seats on Texas Supreme Court
—flipped 3 seats on Court of Criminal Appeals
—flipped 3 seats on a Court of Appeals GOP just created
November 5, 2026 at 12:53 AM
All the exes that live in Texas
fever wont stop making me dream about high school and exes
November 4, 2026 at 11:54 AM
fever wont stop making me dream about high school and exes
But all my exes.... aww never mind
November 4, 2026 at 12:39 AM
But all my exes.... aww never mind
🎶 all my exes live in Blexas 🎶
November 5, 2026 at 2:07 PM
🎶 all my exes live in Blexas 🎶
Two exes and my dad in the same afternoon, stick a fork in me etc
November 4, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Two exes and my dad in the same afternoon, stick a fork in me etc
All my exes live in Blexas
November 4, 2026 at 1:18 AM
All my exes live in Blexas
all my exes live in blexas
November 4, 2026 at 2:13 AM
all my exes live in blexas
Two of my exes are texting me about Kornacki’s lack of Khakis.
November 4, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Two of my exes are texting me about Kornacki’s lack of Khakis.
All my exes live in Texas and that's why I play VRC or whatever George Strait said
November 4, 2026 at 4:42 PM
All my exes live in Texas and that's why I play VRC or whatever George Strait said
I genuinely would have written this about one of my exes
November 1, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I genuinely would have written this about one of my exes
They'll be able to stalk their exes more efficiently than ever
November 4, 2026 at 11:42 PM
They'll be able to stalk their exes more efficiently than ever
Stolas assuming Blitz treats him like the rest of his exes. Like no, bby. You are special.
November 2, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Stolas assuming Blitz treats him like the rest of his exes. Like no, bby. You are special.
Being a gay guy in nyc and seeing all of your exes and formers at the knockdown center every Halloween and Christmas:
November 2, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Being a gay guy in nyc and seeing all of your exes and formers at the knockdown center every Halloween and Christmas:
Good morning my lovelies I am off to the city wish me luck due to going with my exes family and him. Hoping nothing bad happens. I hope you all are having a wonderful day or night. Here's a good morning treat 🖤🌿
November 4, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Good morning my lovelies I am off to the city wish me luck due to going with my exes family and him. Hoping nothing bad happens. I hope you all are having a wonderful day or night. Here's a good morning treat 🖤🌿
All of my exes are posting today what's in the air
November 4, 2026 at 9:52 PM
All of my exes are posting today what's in the air
He’s much taller than my exes and definitely WAY BIGGER. I’m being stretched out in ways I’ve never been stretched out before.
November 5, 2026 at 5:59 PM
He’s much taller than my exes and definitely WAY BIGGER. I’m being stretched out in ways I’ve never been stretched out before.
ALL OUR EXES LIVE IN TEXAS 🤣♥️👍🏻
November 4, 2026 at 3:56 AM
ALL OUR EXES LIVE IN TEXAS 🤣♥️👍🏻
Do all your exes live in Texas?
November 4, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Do all your exes live in Texas?
Hang your hat wherever you want, motherfucker. I will not rest until all of your exes fucking destroy you.
Lone Star!
Lone Star!
November 4, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Hang your hat wherever you want, motherfucker. I will not rest until all of your exes fucking destroy you.
Lone Star!
Lone Star!
all my exes live in blexas. or so they say
November 4, 2026 at 4:40 AM
all my exes live in blexas. or so they say