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chronicillness.bsky.social
Source: ExistentialMemes
it's culturally insensitive to ask someone how they're doing please stick to dystopia-friendly pleasantries instead, like[old fashioned late 1800s women] 1st woman - I see you're away, my condolences' or 2nd woman says 'i sure hope aliens invade the earth'
May 29, 2025 at 1:25 PM
hillarymonahan.bsky.social
Post from existentialmemes. "Stop. Please back up. That's not a manic pixie dream girl. That's a feral non binary autistic and they're highly aggressive towards outsiders."
February 1, 2024 at 1:47 AM
jethanded-wyvern.bsky.social
Reskeeting this with alt text because I can't have our visually impaired friends here miss on this banger.
A Tumblr post by ExistentialMemes, reading: "Apparently Rowling hasn't tweeted since her cyber bullying meltdown, and I'm thinking that might be related to Imane Khelif's lawsuit, and now I'm wondering if we can give her an additional gold medal for being the first person to ever get JK to finally shut the fuck up."
August 16, 2024 at 7:53 AM
skittles6.bsky.social
With alt:
Existentialmemes Listen, if a Bad President can come in & take away our rights & we're dependant on a Good President replacing them in 4 years to give us back out rights, then we do not have any rights. If politicians can take or distribute them, then they're not "inalienable" & there not "rights". We don't have Inalienable Rights we have CONDITIONAL PRIVILEGES, divvied out according to the whims of whoever currently holds the reins. And if we want to have ACTUAL rights, then we must build a system in which NO ONE has the power to take them away to begin with.
April 22, 2026 at 11:23 AM
naomikritzer.bsky.social
Saw a good meme:
existentialmemes on some other social media site says: Every trump speech about Iran sounds like: Oceania is *not* at war with Eurasia. Oceania *won* the war with Eurasia. And if we *were* at war with Eurasia, which we *are*, then *everyone else* should send their ships to help us, because this is a threat to the whole world, or it *would* be, if we *were* at war with Eurasia, which we are *not*.
March 22, 2026 at 2:21 AM
brutumfulmen.bsky.social
Me for the last 15 years at least. 😭
A Tumblr post from user existentialmemes: You must excuse me, My Flesh Vessel has mutinied and is now committing unspeakable acts of violence against me
September 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
subgothius.bsky.social
Fire the writers.
Screencap from existentialmemes: Can't believe we're doing The great depression *and* nazis *again*. We *literally* did this already. I am sick of these *low quality reboots* no one wanted.
July 21, 2025 at 8:16 AM
oneday.bsky.social
This
From existentialmemes on twitter: Listen, if a bad president can come in and take away our rights and we're dependent on a good president replacing them in four years to give us back our rights, then we do not have any rights. If politicians can take or distribute them, then they're not "inalienable" and they're not "rights". We don't have inalienable rights we have conditional privileges, divided out according to the whims of whoever currently holds the reins. And if we want to have actual rights, then we must build a system in which no one has the power to take them away to begin with.
February 4, 2025 at 4:51 AM
bastardsheep.com
Existentialmemes: "I asked ChatGPT" you did silicon valley divination is what you did. Look at it, it's hallucinating worse than the tea leaves. Existentialmemes: Honestly it's extremely on brand that the tech bros reinvented divination just to make it worse.
July 2, 2026 at 7:12 PM
deadontheoutside.bsky.social
this happens to me daily
existentialmemes - follow neurodivergent magic to make an item disappear: 1. pick up the item 2. hold the item securely in your hands 3. get distracted by something 4. the item is no longer detectable on this plane of existence there is no reversal spell. the item will never be seen again.
September 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
morpgorp.bsky.social
Listen not everyone gonna understand see your vision 😭just know I felt this 😫 ｡｡｡｡｡｡｡｡｡｡｡｡｡｡｡

#wheredoesitend #wokeaf #meme #memes #twitterpost #twitter #x #coasters #coaster #bigbrainmemes #bigbrain #woke #existentialmemes #funny #dadjoke
#dadjokes #philosiphymeme #perspective #perspectivememes
December 6, 2024 at 10:15 PM
stray.sapphicbratty.cloud
Via @existennialmemes.bsky.social , who hasn’t reshared this one here yet
existentialmemes: Stop. Please back up. That’s not a Manic Pixie Dream Girl. That’s a Feral Non Binary Autistic and they’re highly aggressive towards outsiders.
December 31, 2024 at 6:26 PM
trismegistusmx.bsky.social
A post from a user called existentialmemes that says, "Jokes aside, I am feeling rather anxious that there are so many CEOs still at large. i just think it's frightening that dangerous people like that are allowed to ream freely where at any time, they might walk into a boardroom and kill thousands of people with a stroke of their pen.
December 9, 2024 at 4:53 PM
morpgorp.bsky.social
#existentialmemes #me
April 15, 2025 at 9:53 PM
wildgorillaman.bsky.social
Screen cap from tumblr user existentialmemes Text: existennialmemes 3s ago Fake bakery pages that post literally nothing but Al generated "cakes" fill me with an inarticulable rage. The whole reason beautiful cakes are cool, is because they're real. Because an actual person actually did that. I don't wanna look at a robot's reconfiguration of the shapes its learned. I wanna look at buttercream fuckin' magic. I thought i hated the fondant cakes, but at least those are real. The entire point of a beautiful cake is to think "Wow!! You could eat that art!!" But no one can eat the Al sludge. No one can feast on your lies.
May 19, 2024 at 11:53 PM
callum13.bsky.social
Too true. I don’t have the dedication to social media to make my cat make money for us.
Meme by “existentialmemes” 6 years ago that says My major skills are being weird and petting cats, and so far this has not translated to financial success
February 9, 2025 at 11:52 PM
libraryfaery.bsky.social
existentialmemes Back in the day, the internet screamed when you went online. It doesn't anymore, because the modern internet runs on OUR screams instead.
August 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
brutumfulmen.bsky.social
*checks watch* oh that explains it.
A post from existentialmemes: priDEMONth June 1st Agenda: • 12-1230am: Gates of Hell Open, the Legions of Hell Pour Out 1am-6am: Dance Rave • 6:30am: Desecration Begins • 7am: Breakfast • 8am: Age of Sin Begins • 830am-12pm: Gay Frog Seminar • 12pm: Lunch • 1pm-3pm: Threatening Human Dignity • 3:30pm-6pm: Reject the Order of Creation • 6pm: Dinner • 7pm-10pm: Corruption, Chaos, Confusion • 10:30pm-12am: Speed Walking Workshop
June 6, 2026 at 1:08 AM
krakenviara.bsky.social
Living with RA be like...

I'm gonna try to stream later tonight, but no promises. We'll see how I feel after therapy. Still need to finish Secret Santa #art

#VTuber #spooktuber #lewdtuber #VChill #ENVTuber #VTubersWithDisabilities #Vsky #disabled #disability #RA #arthritis #rheumatoidarthritis
Screenshot of a post from user ExistentialMemes. The screenshot reads: My Body: Hey. Wake up. Everything hurts. Me: Oh no what's wrong? My Body: Oh morning, I just attacked healthy tissue. Which btw, I spent all of our energy on. Me: Wh... Why did you do that?? My Body: Uhh wow, ok. Rude. I actually worked really hard on this and will only be accepting positive feedback.
December 26, 2024 at 8:09 PM
muppetk.bsky.social
Personally, I tend to you with “I hope you have a low drama holiday!” It covers a LOT of mileage.

… but I really really like the last couple on this list!
A post from existentialmemes. As we descend into The Holiday Season, please remember that it actually is offensive to wish somebody "Happy Holidays" right now. Because just look around, no one is happy. Try these Dystopia Approved alternatives instead: • Incipient Holidays! • May your Forced Social Obligations be brief! • Tolerable Holidays! • I hope your work schedule is merciful! • Season's Shriekings! • Caffeine and Comfort to you and yours!
November 20, 2024 at 11:40 PM
spkorb.bsky.social
existentialmemes says "Self Care" is actually a meaningless concept in a society that has no Community Care. A tree can't care for itself in a burning forest. What we have isn't "self care" its "Self-Emergency Maintenance"
March 14, 2026 at 11:07 PM
tenchiohki.bsky.social
George Carlin told you all about this years ago.
A social media post from existentialmemes which reads "Listen, if a Bad President can come in and take away our rights and we're dependent on a Good President replacing them in four years to give us back our rights, then we do not have any rights. If politicians can take it distribute them, then they're not 'inalienable' and they're not 'rights'. We don't have inalienable rights, we have conditional privileges, divvied out according to the whims of whoever currently holds the reigns. And if we want to have actual rights, then we must build a system in which no one has the power to take them away to begin with."
February 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
hexereii.bsky.social
🥺🥺🥺
Tumblr post from existentialmemes: I have been very good for a very long time and now I woukd like to BITE
July 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
yuttivon.bsky.social
existentialmemes Listen, if a Bad President can come in and take away our rights and we're dependent on a Good President replacing them in four years to give us back our rights, *then we do not have any rights.* If politicians can take or distribute them, then they're not "inalienable" and they're not "rights". We don't have inalienable rights we have Conditional Privileges, divvied out according to the whims of whoever currently holds the reigns. And if we want to have Actual Rights, then we must build a system in which no one has the power to take them away to begin with.
February 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM