#eyeballinjection
Leroy Eyeballinjection
your baseball pitcher name is your grandfather’s first name and the last thing you bought

I'm Hank Scootboots
I could be Donald Gloves or Marty Gloves, works either way
July 16, 2026 at 9:52 PM
You could make a complicated automythography about how the patriarch of the Eyeballinjection dynasty was an immigrant who changed his professional name to Woody Eye.
July 16, 2026 at 11:35 PM