#eyedrops
“bro have you tried this shit?”
and it’s just me putting eyedrops in my eyes.
November 9, 2026 at 12:38 AM
From the producers of renowned horror story Trying to Get Eyedrops Into a Toddler, comes the new smash hit: Trying to Get Eyedrops Into a Dog!

More squirmy! More bitey! Fits under most tables and chairs! Now with added fur to deflect the drop you ALMOST got in there that one time! 😐
November 7, 2026 at 2:21 AM
I’m gonna try to give Mothman some eyedrkps bc his herps are acting up.

Pills are easy for him, eyedrops? I’m fuuuucked
November 7, 2026 at 12:11 PM
i’m at the point in my life where i have to keep eyedrops in my pocket.
November 6, 2026 at 3:22 AM
My one piece of good #health news these days is that the prescription eyedrops I've been using have actually improved my vision to the point where I can drive (semi-short distances) in the dark! It's amazing how small your world gets (especially this time of year) when you can't drive after sunset.
November 7, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Gender affirming eyedrops cause they make my lashes grow longer and thicker
November 8, 2026 at 10:22 PM
OH THANKS, MY EYEDROPS SPOILED BECAUSE OF A STORY CRITICAL CUTSCENE, THANKS OCARINA OF TIME
November 8, 2026 at 3:33 PM
I can’t even give my kid allergy eyedrops at school without phone calls and multiple forms. I’m so sick of this stupid shit they just throw into the ether.
November 2, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Can they sell lukewarm eyedrops instead of ice cold ones? The ice cold eyedrops make it hard to use them cuz it makes my eyes blink.
November 7, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Coke and mercury eyedrops.. and I don’t mean Coke the drink xD
November 7, 2026 at 4:45 PM
But Benadryl eye drops

Leads to meth eyedrops

And no teeth is bad enough 🤷‍♂️
November 8, 2026 at 1:55 PM
As a kid, eyedrops were the most awful thing in the world, but now I do it like once a day.
November 9, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Jesse had cataract surgery and our girl will wear the cone of shame for 2 weeks, and endure 21 eyedrops and 9 pills each day. Hoping she regains a little eyesight. We are so deeply grateful to the miraculous eye surgeon and loving team at Burlington Emergency and Veterinary Services! Thank you!
November 5, 2026 at 3:31 PM
I need eyedrops and a USB rechargeable heated eye mask and wraparound sunglasses and tea bags and it's the perfect list for a Target run before they went racist.
November 5, 2026 at 9:07 PM
they don't want you to know about all the healthy "diseases" you can contract by replacing one meal a day with my Taurine Eyedrops for Wellness and Healing!!!
November 9, 2026 at 12:16 AM
😂😂😂😂

I’ve made my peace w the pollen here. I know I can’t win, so I just keep tissues & eyedrops at all times.
November 7, 2026 at 3:56 PM
peguei conjuntivite
Friends: Monica Gives Rachel Eyedrops
ALT: Friends: Monica Gives Rachel Eyedrops
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November 5, 2026 at 2:19 PM
*Throws lunchbox filled with eyedrops, a triple meat coldcut, and a gatoraid into yawning hell mouth*
November 5, 2026 at 2:00 AM
LMAO theyre still at a point where i need eyedrops / have to wear sunglasses indoors but theyre doing better!
November 5, 2026 at 12:19 AM
It depends on what's causing it, I think. I have really bad halo vision and really dry eyes. The eyedrops help with the dry eyes, which helps with the halo vision. That's just me though. Ask an ophthalmologist!
November 8, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Fuck it. Becomes a pirate. Roman will be so proud of me for finally ordering eyedrops 😌
November 8, 2026 at 6:46 PM
1. Bottom tooth chipped to the nerve
2. Ate shit on a scooter downhill and ended up with roadrash and a concussion
3. Fractured my knee cap... twice
4. Change in air pressure from flight made my eardrums feel like they were going to burst
5. Dog (accidentally) clawed my eye and had to get eyedrops
I’m thinking the next engagement-bait trend could be a Top-5 of the worst pains you’ve ever been in.

Here’s mine:
1) Heparin SubQ injection
2) Wisdom Teef Removal
3) That time with Sophie and the buckle of the belt
4) Leuprolin IM injection
5) That other time with Sophie and the belt
November 6, 2026 at 4:24 AM
I couldn’t find specific eyedrops in town, so ordered from Amazon. I picked up a few other things as well.

Amazon: $4 digital reward if you wait until Tues to get your things!

Me: Cool!

Amazon: ha ha, just kidding, 2 things will be delivered tomorrow & 2 things will be delivered on Tues.

Me:
Cringe Embarrassed
Alt: Fozzy the Bear doing a face palm
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November 5, 2026 at 8:46 PM
I should look like Rick Wakeman during the 1970s, instead I look like Patrick Stewart. I must have stopped blinking 3 years ago. It’s a wonder that I don’t need eyedrops.
November 8, 2026 at 12:45 AM
I am now using eyedrops for the first time in my life, and cannot get the Drops on Face/Drops in Eye ratio down below 3-1
November 2, 2026 at 2:37 PM