Note that eclipse glasses only work on a total eclipse of the sun; protective eyeware is completely ineffective against a total eclipse of the heart.
August 12, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Note that eclipse glasses only work on a total eclipse of the sun; protective eyeware is completely ineffective against a total eclipse of the heart.
my balls can legally be used as a pair of glasses/safety eyeware
March 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
my balls can legally be used as a pair of glasses/safety eyeware
No, fingers & brain. The word is "eyewear", not "eyeware".
[thinks more deeply]
Okay, I suppose both are weird on reflection.
[thinks more deeply]
Okay, I suppose both are weird on reflection.
July 15, 2026 at 5:18 PM
No, fingers & brain. The word is "eyewear", not "eyeware".
[thinks more deeply]
Okay, I suppose both are weird on reflection.
[thinks more deeply]
Okay, I suppose both are weird on reflection.
Did you know bulls are good magicians?
Want to see several thousand plates, cups and other precious, beautiful and fragile things disappear right before your eyes?
***Protective eyeware is highly recommended for this trick***
😎 🎨 @cupsofjade.bsky.social
Want to see several thousand plates, cups and other precious, beautiful and fragile things disappear right before your eyes?
***Protective eyeware is highly recommended for this trick***
😎 🎨 @cupsofjade.bsky.social
June 23, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Did you know bulls are good magicians?
Want to see several thousand plates, cups and other precious, beautiful and fragile things disappear right before your eyes?
***Protective eyeware is highly recommended for this trick***
😎 🎨 @cupsofjade.bsky.social
Want to see several thousand plates, cups and other precious, beautiful and fragile things disappear right before your eyes?
***Protective eyeware is highly recommended for this trick***
😎 🎨 @cupsofjade.bsky.social
If my name was Harold, find some good protective eyeware...
May 1, 2026 at 12:27 AM
If my name was Harold, find some good protective eyeware...
June 28, 2024 at 9:53 PM
One of last month's Patreon rewards! Still slots left at this bigger sketch tier! Kick off your August in style, link below
July 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
One of last month's Patreon rewards! Still slots left at this bigger sketch tier! Kick off your August in style, link below
June 30, 2026 at 2:44 PM
The Oedipus Rex line of eyeware is coming next.
personally would not describe the myth of a man cursed to roll a rock uphill FRUITLESSLY FOR ALL ETERNITY as “a reminder that you can overcome anything” but you do you, meta ad
March 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The Oedipus Rex line of eyeware is coming next.
Ana Hickmann Eyeware
January 1, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Ana Hickmann Eyeware
Good morning, my monsterfuckers!
Do your characters wear glasses or corrective eyeware?
Melody does for reading, and it's actually a plot point when she loses her glasses.
And because I'm evil, I gave Scyene a THING for glasses
Do your characters wear glasses or corrective eyeware?
Melody does for reading, and it's actually a plot point when she loses her glasses.
And because I'm evil, I gave Scyene a THING for glasses
January 9, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Good morning, my monsterfuckers!
Do your characters wear glasses or corrective eyeware?
Melody does for reading, and it's actually a plot point when she loses her glasses.
And because I'm evil, I gave Scyene a THING for glasses
Do your characters wear glasses or corrective eyeware?
Melody does for reading, and it's actually a plot point when she loses her glasses.
And because I'm evil, I gave Scyene a THING for glasses
Dillon brooks' tats sponsored by Warby Parker eyeware
November 22, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Dillon brooks' tats sponsored by Warby Parker eyeware
Oh hell yeah 😎 I love my friends who enable me (and help me afford eyeware) Shen Yuan's gonna get a facial sometime in the next month <3
I am halfway joking, but what if I gave a discounted price for someone to commission me to draw Binghe doing a cumshot on Shen Yuan's glasses so I can afford to buy new glasses frames 👉👈
June 28, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Oh hell yeah 😎 I love my friends who enable me (and help me afford eyeware) Shen Yuan's gonna get a facial sometime in the next month <3
@sheepyhime.bsky.social is playing Angel Essence, though also talking about getting glasses for her model.
I figured I'd help out visualizing with some already existing frames.
She's also live now: www.twitch.tv/sheepyhime
I figured I'd help out visualizing with some already existing frames.
She's also live now: www.twitch.tv/sheepyhime
August 24, 2026 at 2:25 AM
@sheepyhime.bsky.social is playing Angel Essence, though also talking about getting glasses for her model.
I figured I'd help out visualizing with some already existing frames.
She's also live now: www.twitch.tv/sheepyhime
I figured I'd help out visualizing with some already existing frames.
She's also live now: www.twitch.tv/sheepyhime
We're excited to partner with "EyeWare" for Quantum Vegas 2955! For more info visit www.quantumvegas.space #StarCitizen #LasVegas #AREA15 eyeware.tech
June 3, 2025 at 5:44 AM
We're excited to partner with "EyeWare" for Quantum Vegas 2955! For more info visit www.quantumvegas.space #StarCitizen #LasVegas #AREA15 eyeware.tech
Like I think LLMs are pretty mundane integrated tools, not a total revolution. AR headset/eyeware is kinda perpetually stuck in neutral because to get the good stuff that doesn't make a significant portion of people sick/eye strain is reallllly fucking expensive
September 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Like I think LLMs are pretty mundane integrated tools, not a total revolution. AR headset/eyeware is kinda perpetually stuck in neutral because to get the good stuff that doesn't make a significant portion of people sick/eye strain is reallllly fucking expensive
Remember when he stared directly at the sun during an eclipse in 2017 without protective eyeware?
June 12, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Remember when he stared directly at the sun during an eclipse in 2017 without protective eyeware?
I feel like "fucked" versus "fucked with an eye hanging out of your head" are different levels of fucked. Gwen wasn't advocating not using eye protection, but using eyeware that doesnt run the risk of your eye hanging out of your head.
October 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I feel like "fucked" versus "fucked with an eye hanging out of your head" are different levels of fucked. Gwen wasn't advocating not using eye protection, but using eyeware that doesnt run the risk of your eye hanging out of your head.
I do hope visitors are given protective eyeware
March 3, 2026 at 8:35 PM
I do hope visitors are given protective eyeware
We need to issue MAGAts ear plugs and opaque eyeware.
March 6, 2026 at 3:33 PM
We need to issue MAGAts ear plugs and opaque eyeware.
the jacket is for sale here, btw.
January 8, 2025 at 12:50 AM
the jacket is for sale here, btw.
I hope you wore your special protective eyeware when you watched it!
August 12, 2026 at 9:41 PM
I hope you wore your special protective eyeware when you watched it!