(cw f slur)
A WIP of something I’m cooking up.
Mana’s mind is just gone. 😵💫💦
A WIP of something I’m cooking up.
Mana’s mind is just gone. 😵💫💦
November 9, 2025 at 4:07 AM
(cw f slur)
A WIP of something I’m cooking up.
Mana’s mind is just gone. 😵💫💦
A WIP of something I’m cooking up.
Mana’s mind is just gone. 😵💫💦
Someone posted this in slack and I actually thought it was The Onion. www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
Exclusive: RFK Jr. will host a new cooking show with celebrity chefs
HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., in an exclusive interview, says he will be 'reintroducing' Americans to cooking again in a new series.
www.usatoday.com
July 30, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Someone posted this in slack and I actually thought it was The Onion. www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
Instead of cooking your turkey at 350°F for 4 hours, save some time by cooking it at 11,663,540°F for 1 second.
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Instead of cooking your turkey at 350°F for 4 hours, save some time by cooking it at 11,663,540°F for 1 second.
Pro tip: Instead of cooking your turkey for 4 hours at 350°F tomorrow, save some time by cooking it for 1 second at 5,040,000°F.
November 27, 2024 at 3:16 PM
Pro tip: Instead of cooking your turkey for 4 hours at 350°F tomorrow, save some time by cooking it for 1 second at 5,040,000°F.
When I read conversations about "accelerating learning" I can't help but think of this @howiehua.bsky.social classic:
December 19, 2024 at 12:21 AM
When I read conversations about "accelerating learning" I can't help but think of this @howiehua.bsky.social classic:
“You don’t have to have a full pantry or a stocked fridge when everything you need for a tasty dish is right there beneath your skin,” said Robert F. Kennedy Jr., searing his left kidney in a skillet as several of his elbow ligaments roasted in the oven.
RFK Jr. Cooking Show Features Easy Weeknight Meals Using Ingredients Already In Own Body
WASHINGTON—Saying the convenience of the quick but nutritious entrees could not be beat, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. showed viewers of his new cooking show Friday how the...
theonion.com
July 31, 2026 at 11:00 PM
“You don’t have to have a full pantry or a stocked fridge when everything you need for a tasty dish is right there beneath your skin,” said Robert F. Kennedy Jr., searing his left kidney in a skillet as several of his elbow ligaments roasted in the oven.
Hmnnnnnnngh... f-feel hot and sticky... no one told me this was h-hot fudge. F-feels like I'm cooking on the inside~ S-so goooooooooood~
March 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Hmnnnnnnngh... f-feel hot and sticky... no one told me this was h-hot fudge. F-feels like I'm cooking on the inside~ S-so goooooooooood~
Okay so the wind chill might be -15°F, but my pizza oven Xmas present is too much fun. Plus, as an added bonus, your drink stays cold when you're out there cooking.
#cold #food #pizza #pizzaoven #cooking
#cold #food #pizza #pizzaoven #cooking
January 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Okay so the wind chill might be -15°F, but my pizza oven Xmas present is too much fun. Plus, as an added bonus, your drink stays cold when you're out there cooking.
#cold #food #pizza #pizzaoven #cooking
#cold #food #pizza #pizzaoven #cooking
CNN's Tom Foreman follows US Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s reality cooking show "Real Food" recipes to see if he can whip up the same dish for the claimed price point.
August 20, 2026 at 6:00 AM
CNN's Tom Foreman follows US Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s reality cooking show "Real Food" recipes to see if he can whip up the same dish for the claimed price point.
[tv announcer voice]
has *this* ever happened to *you*?
[guy asks chatgpt the cooking temperature for chicken;
chatgpt says 70 degrees F.
camera cuts to guy in hospital with salmonella poisoning] 🤷♂️
[end of commercial]
has *this* ever happened to *you*?
[guy asks chatgpt the cooking temperature for chicken;
chatgpt says 70 degrees F.
camera cuts to guy in hospital with salmonella poisoning] 🤷♂️
[end of commercial]
January 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
[tv announcer voice]
has *this* ever happened to *you*?
[guy asks chatgpt the cooking temperature for chicken;
chatgpt says 70 degrees F.
camera cuts to guy in hospital with salmonella poisoning] 🤷♂️
[end of commercial]
has *this* ever happened to *you*?
[guy asks chatgpt the cooking temperature for chicken;
chatgpt says 70 degrees F.
camera cuts to guy in hospital with salmonella poisoning] 🤷♂️
[end of commercial]
I love cooking naked [f]
![I love cooking naked [f]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rfwkfzwdaqvzqc5hu2qpkctr/bafkreigasyfi7x6y7n3tqotcbvhbzxzchnlg2vspnenmpnb67abhdiamvq)
October 1, 2026 at 3:03 PM
I love cooking naked [f]
I successfully nerd-sniped @niq.aeli.net into researching the cooking times to inactivate H5N1 (tl;dr: cooking to 160 F kills it immediately, for lower temps like sous vide the FDA standard 6-log reduction temperature/duration tables are going to be fine)
if anyone is attempting to figure out what to do with cooking beef to avoid H5N1, I dug up the actual study that ARS did on inoculated ground beef cooked over a standard grill (summary: www.ars.usda.gov/research/pub..., full study: www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...).
February 15, 2025 at 9:21 AM
I successfully nerd-sniped @niq.aeli.net into researching the cooking times to inactivate H5N1 (tl;dr: cooking to 160 F kills it immediately, for lower temps like sous vide the FDA standard 6-log reduction temperature/duration tables are going to be fine)
Cooking allows me to escape from the news, albeit briefly. My thoughts about one of the best cookbooks ever, Joy of Cooking.
#cooking #cookbooks #escapism #JoyofCooking #food
#cooking #cookbooks #escapism #JoyofCooking #food
Joy of Cooking, or, Escaping the Deluge
Adobe Stock image With politics these days reminding me of demagoguery and dictatorship, I turned to my copies of Joy of Cooking for something very different: escapism. Cooking offers me a way to f…
gherkinstomatoes.com
January 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Cooking allows me to escape from the news, albeit briefly. My thoughts about one of the best cookbooks ever, Joy of Cooking.
#cooking #cookbooks #escapism #JoyofCooking #food
#cooking #cookbooks #escapism #JoyofCooking #food
I triple checked that this is real yet I still refuse to believe that this is real www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
Exclusive: RFK Jr. hosting a new cooking show with celebrity chefs
HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., in an exclusive interview, says he will be 'reintroducing' Americans to cooking again in a new series.
www.usatoday.com
July 30, 2026 at 7:58 PM
I triple checked that this is real yet I still refuse to believe that this is real www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
Started cooking the F! Version 👁️
October 21, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Started cooking the F! Version 👁️
eating "the rice that makes you normal"
March 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
eating "the rice that makes you normal"
RFK Jr: After you’ve braised the dog assholes in chlorine for a few minutes you jump up and down on them to make them tender
Tristan Tate: I hate women www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
Tristan Tate: I hate women www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
Exclusive: RFK Jr. hosting a new cooking show with celebrity chefs
HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., in an exclusive interview, says he will be 'reintroducing' Americans to cooking again in a new series.
www.usatoday.com
July 30, 2026 at 7:15 PM
RFK Jr: After you’ve braised the dog assholes in chlorine for a few minutes you jump up and down on them to make them tender
Tristan Tate: I hate women www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
Tristan Tate: I hate women www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
He’s really been cooking since its moved to m-f updates - though I still really love the arc with Rona’s dad being a secret giallo actor
September 29, 2026 at 3:35 PM
He’s really been cooking since its moved to m-f updates - though I still really love the arc with Rona’s dad being a secret giallo actor
Okay, this one is legit terrifying.
DO NOT COOK CHICKEN TO 102° F.
Chicken must be cooked to 165° F by conventional cooking. If it’s starting to burn on a grill or in a pan, you can immediately transfer it to a microwave and finish cooking with steam, or you can parboil the chicken before grilling.
DO NOT COOK CHICKEN TO 102° F.
Chicken must be cooked to 165° F by conventional cooking. If it’s starting to burn on a grill or in a pan, you can immediately transfer it to a microwave and finish cooking with steam, or you can parboil the chicken before grilling.
May 25, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Okay, this one is legit terrifying.
DO NOT COOK CHICKEN TO 102° F.
Chicken must be cooked to 165° F by conventional cooking. If it’s starting to burn on a grill or in a pan, you can immediately transfer it to a microwave and finish cooking with steam, or you can parboil the chicken before grilling.
DO NOT COOK CHICKEN TO 102° F.
Chicken must be cooked to 165° F by conventional cooking. If it’s starting to burn on a grill or in a pan, you can immediately transfer it to a microwave and finish cooking with steam, or you can parboil the chicken before grilling.
“Houthi PC Small Group” was apparently not the only group chat Mike Waltz was cooking up on Signal.
‘F***ing Idiot’ Waltz Had Even More Sensitive Signal Chats
Sources say the national security adviser and his team made at least 20 group chats on the commercial messaging app.
www.thedailybeast.com
April 2, 2025 at 9:17 PM
“Houthi PC Small Group” was apparently not the only group chat Mike Waltz was cooking up on Signal.
Roadkill Nation
Exclusive: RFK Jr. hosting a new cooking show with celebrity chefs
HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., in an exclusive interview, says he will be 'reintroducing' Americans to cooking again in a new series.
www.usatoday.com
July 30, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Roadkill Nation
Q23: Wanted collabs
Delicious in Dungeon
"Ridiculous cooking jokes? They'd fit right in!" (40s, F)
"I want to see Will and Laios interact" (30s, F)
"I like the Auguste cooking stories so I want this as a collab" (under 10, F)
Delicious in Dungeon
"Ridiculous cooking jokes? They'd fit right in!" (40s, F)
"I want to see Will and Laios interact" (30s, F)
"I like the Auguste cooking stories so I want this as a collab" (under 10, F)
April 20, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Q23: Wanted collabs
Delicious in Dungeon
"Ridiculous cooking jokes? They'd fit right in!" (40s, F)
"I want to see Will and Laios interact" (30s, F)
"I like the Auguste cooking stories so I want this as a collab" (under 10, F)
Delicious in Dungeon
"Ridiculous cooking jokes? They'd fit right in!" (40s, F)
"I want to see Will and Laios interact" (30s, F)
"I like the Auguste cooking stories so I want this as a collab" (under 10, F)