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Alvara🔞

@alvara.bsky.social

Coined the tag for romantic facepunching on Ao3 years ago and still run with it to this day.

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It was just them now. An exchange of crude violence. A raw conversation between men. The very action that Niot had craved in riding upon his horse into battle. To be fully, erotically alive and wildly riding the edge of ceasing to be so.

Wolfstanus gave Niot the opportunity to feel it, to live it, to tear into the flesh of another man.

Each hit felt primal. Each strike of pain felt raw. Their motions became Pagan poetry with how natural, yet unholy they were to their very existence in that moment.

It was almost pleasurable. Satisfying.

August 26, 2026 at 11:53 AM

Sam Bergman

@violanorth.bsky.social

Like, if I proudly announce to the world that I no longer own a facepunching machine and you show up with a face full of hamburger to explain that I wore out the machine punching you in the face, I’m not sure the world is overall safer slash more peaceful at that point.

August 17, 2026 at 9:26 PM

Knock Her Out

@knockherout.bsky.social

AVAILABLE NOW - BAD DAY TO BE A SENTRY… CONTINUED
Starring - #AllureKendra

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#KendraAllure #SentryGirl #SneakAttacks #Beatdown #FacePunching #Dazed #EyeCrossing #JobberGirl #EyeRolling #FemaleDefeated #KnockHerOut #KHO #ILoveJobbers

August 12, 2026 at 12:37 PM

Knock Her Out

@knockherout.bsky.social

AVAILABLE NOW - BAD DAY TO BE A SENTRY… CONTINUED
Starring - #AllureKendra

www.clips4sale.com/studio/24470...

#KendraAllure #SentryGirl #SneakAttacks #Beatdown #FacePunching #Dazed #EyeCrossing #JobberGirl #EyeRolling #FemaleDefeated #KnockHerOut #KHO #ILoveJobbers

August 12, 2026 at 12:35 PM

Knock Her Out

@knockherout.bsky.social

AVAILABLE NOW - BAD DAY TO BE A SENTRY… CONTINUED
Starring - #AllureKendra

www.clips4sale.com/studio/24470...

#KendraAllure #SentryGirl #SneakAttacks #Beatdown #FacePunching #Dazed #EyeCrossing #JobberGirl #EyeRolling #FemaleDefeated #KnockHerOut #KHO #ILoveJobbers

August 12, 2026 at 12:33 PM

Michelle’s Alter Ego

@savemelordtoo.bsky.social

Deal spiel: Returning from the NATO summit in Turkey, Trump claimed Iran “called a little while ago. They want to make a deal so badly. I just don’t know if they’re worthy of making a deal. I don’t know that they’re going to honor the deal.”

PSA: FacePunching anyone that uses “Deal” after tRump.🙃

July 9, 2026 at 11:33 PM

Slave Tor

@slavetor.bsky.social

Warming up by some gutpunching, facepunching, and CBT for TuffDudes. Little I knew that the hardest part was coming later when my dick was going to be sounded and electrocuted using a hand crank generator. It is impossible not to scream when you’re enduring such excruciating pain. No way out.

May 15, 2026 at 1:28 AM

Mike Wood

@funnyonceaday.bsky.social

Entering my FacePunching Era

KTLA 5 @ktla.com · Apr 20

Snapchat bets on smart glasses as the future

Snap is getting ready to launch new smart glasses later this year, and the company is positioning them as a major step beyond the smartphone. I recently spoke with Snap co-founder and CEO Evan Spie…

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April 20, 2026 at 2:32 PM

Constance

@modelconstance1.bsky.social

Boxing Riann vs Lizzy

Boxing match between Riann Nova & #Lizzy#femaleboxing #wrestlingring #boxinggloves #bellypunching #uppercuts #facepunching #clips4sale Clips4Sale

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April 17, 2026 at 5:58 PM

Knock Her Out

@knockherout.bsky.social

AVAILABLE NOW - BAD DAY TO BE A SENTRY
Starring - #AllureKendra

clips4sale.com/studio/24470...

#KendraAllure #SentryGirl #SneakAttacks #Beatdown #FacePunching #Dazed #EyeCrossing #JobberGirl #EyeRolling #FemaleDefeated #KnockHerOut #KHO #ILoveJobbers

April 6, 2026 at 12:26 AM

Knock Her Out

@knockherout.bsky.social

AVAILABLE NOW - BAD DAY TO BE A SENTRY
Starring - #AllureKendra

clips4sale.com/studio/24470...

#KendraAllure #SentryGirl #SneakAttacks #Beatdown #FacePunching #Dazed #EyeCrossing #JobberGirl #EyeRolling #FemaleDefeated #KnockHerOut #KHO #ILoveJobbers

April 6, 2026 at 12:25 AM

Knock Her Out

@knockherout.bsky.social

AVAILABLE NOW - BAD DAY TO BE A SENTRY
Starring - #AllureKendra

clips4sale.com/studio/24470...

#KendraAllure #SentryGirl #SneakAttacks #Beatdown #FacePunching #Dazed #EyeCrossing #JobberGirl #EyeRolling #FemaleDefeated #KnockHerOut #KHO #ILoveJobbers

April 6, 2026 at 12:25 AM

Knock Her Out

@knockherout.bsky.social

AVAILABLE NOW - BAD DAY TO BE A SENTRY
Starring - #AllureKendra

clips4sale.com/studio/24470...

#KendraAllure #SentryGirl #SneakAttacks #Beatdown #FacePunching #Dazed #EyeCrossing #JobberGirl #EyeRolling #FemaleDefeated #KnockHerOut #KHO #ILoveJobbers

April 4, 2026 at 11:37 PM

Knock Her Out

@knockherout.bsky.social

AVAILABLE NOW - BAD DAY TO BE A SENTRY
Starring - #AllureKendra

www.clips4sale.com/studio/24470...

#KendraAllure #SentryGirl #SneakAttacks #Beatdown #FacePunching #Dazed #EyeCrossing #JobberGirl #EyeRolling #FemaleDefeated #KnockHerOut #KHO #ILoveJobbers

April 3, 2026 at 6:33 PM

Knock Her Out

@knockherout.bsky.social

AVAILABLE NOW - BAD DAY TO BE A SENTRY
Starring - #AllureKendra

www.clips4sale.com/studio/24470...

#KendraAllure #SentryGirl #SneakAttacks #Beatdown #FacePunching #Dazed #EyeCrossing #JobberGirl #EyeRolling #FemaleDefeated #KnockHerOut #KHO #ILoveJobbers

April 3, 2026 at 6:33 PM

Knock Her Out

@knockherout.bsky.social

AVAILABLE NOW - BAD DAY TO BE A SENTRY
Starring - #AllureKendra

www.clips4sale.com/studio/24470...

#KendraAllure #SentryGirl #SneakAttacks #Beatdown #FacePunching #Dazed #EyeCrossing #JobberGirl #EyeRolling #FemaleDefeated #KnockHerOut #KHO #ILoveJobbers

April 3, 2026 at 6:32 PM

Ghost in the HVAC 👻🧙🌀

@notenoughcrows.bsky.social

I think we need National Facepunching Service, for important reasons around national pride and also so that the contract can be awarded to a company my partner owns shares in

February 6, 2026 at 11:45 AM

Matthew Willis (Naval Air History)

@navalairhistory.com

The facepunching industry may not sound very nice, but it's very important to the UK economy, so it pays for all the libraries and schools we refuse to fund properly

February 6, 2026 at 11:43 AM