#factotum
Compromised factotum sez
“There’s no way he’s going to let a bunch of economic pain rain down on the country for the next three and a half years without doing anything about it.”
Multi-Millionaire Megyn Kelly Begs Americans to Endure Trump’s ‘Short-Term Pain’
“Be patient with the president,” Kelly said, “He deserves a shot.”
www.thedailybeast.com
April 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
There is no more unctous a toady in the Trump administration than fussy speech police officer Brendan Carr and it is a high bar. But this thirsty factotum manages to clear the bar easily.
September 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
“do not editorialize, do not seek to impress me, you are not my loyal factotum”
October 5, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Some playbook art by Daniel Jimbert for The Between. This is the Explorer and the Factotum…
January 15, 2025 at 3:23 AM
The Factotum: “Am *I* the weird one?”
Every ttrpg is required to have a 'freak' class. Like one that objectively stands out as "What the fuck is wrong with you" compared to the others
December 11, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Can we change the name of Google to “Flunky Factotum”
cnbc.com CNBC @cnbc.com · Jan 28
Google said Monday it will change the name of Gulf of Mexico to “Gulf of America” after the government updates its “official government sources.”

The company also said it will start using Mount McKinley, which is currently called Denali.
Google says it will change Gulf of Mexico to 'Gulf of America' in Maps after government updates
In posts on X on Monday, Google said it will follow the government's lead in changing the names on its Maps app.
www.cnbc.com
January 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The fact is he is not a man but a pathetic factotum, getting his orders from the likes of Stephen Miller. While she is not without blame for the many problems at Facebook, this is a massive betrayal. Ugh.
January 17, 2025 at 12:15 AM
American, Explorer, Factotum, Mother, Undeniable, Vessel
what are the Six Genders? wrong answers only
May 16, 2026 at 3:34 AM
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August 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Factotum [fak-TOH-tum]
(n.)
- An employee having many diverse activities or responsibilities.
- A handyman.

Used in a sentence:
“Our frontline factotum, Fräulein Flapdoodle, looks about ready to snap if one more task lands on her plate today.”
October 26, 2024 at 6:59 PM
A novella about a pornographer’s assistant called The Cheesecake Factotum
December 30, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Remembering lovable Mal Evans today, close friend and beloved factotum of the Beatles. Much missed.
January 4, 2026 at 6:32 PM
It’s pretty bleak that I keep forgetting that the keeper of our foreign gulag is also a corrupt factotum for the gang that nominally justifies said gulag
So the US had a huge case using high-level informants. Bukele wanted back 9 informants who could expose his govt's deals with that same gang to lower the level of violence, fueling his image as a crime-fighter. That Rubio made a deal was known. That he reneged on informants was not.
October 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
This pathetic factotum is bathing himself in the fetid attention he gets from the media, especially from water-carrying “podcasters.” His flaccid posturing would be sad if it were not quite so obviously venal www.politico.com/news/2025/09...
FCC chair puts ‘The View’ under the spotlight after Kimmel pressure
In a podcast appearance, Brendan Carr said the daytime show could be subject to the FCC’s equal time rule.
www.politico.com
September 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM
More PR from the Trump administration’s media factotum, @foxnewscorporation.bsky.social, when they are done trying to explain away how the incompetent Signal debacle is not incompetence

www.axios.com/2025/03/25/e...
Scoop: Elon Musk, DOGE team will sit down with Fox News' Bret Baier
The interview is set to air Thursday evening.
www.axios.com
March 26, 2025 at 4:53 AM
How does one become the factotum of the city
September 29, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Marisa Tomei - Factotum (2005)
September 30, 2026 at 5:34 AM
I don't agree with Jim Comey, but I will defend his right not to be vindictively prosecuted by the parking ticket lawyer factotum of an infarcted, child-raping dictator.
September 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Word of the day: Factotum

Courtesy of @hartmannreport.com, factotum can mean either:
1. A person with a range of responsibilities; or,
2. A servant

In this context, it means the people who serve as Trump/DeSantis acolytes.
December 5, 2024 at 3:39 PM
“And then Orban’s factotum called me with a job offer”
October 2, 2026 at 6:24 PM
factotum - Wiktionary, the free dictionary
en.wiktionary.org
April 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
You need a personal factotum! (The protagonists of my current WIP are bank robbers who made so good they're set for life—only they get bored, and decide to set up a factotum agency for the filthy rich. Who they are snooping on for a multi-year period in prep for their next two person crime wave …)
April 15, 2026 at 5:43 PM
"Let's send our least appealing factotum, a guy our own people can't stand, to support Orban just before he loses!"
April 7, 2026 at 12:07 PM
At the end of the day a Peter Thiel factotum -arrogant, amoral and self serving
June 20, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Bari Weiss is a fascist-enabling sociopath and a factotum of right-wing billionaires.

A guy who never voted for Bush and opposes his foreign policy very literally cannot be an unreformed Bush II neoconservative.

Someone can be wrong or adrift without being whatever this is.
August 19, 2025 at 2:37 PM