elon “right wing” musk has no interest whatsoever in buying Liverpool FC. The story originated from a “newspaper” which is that country’s version of the sunday sport eg double decker bus on the moon. Total crap. #LiverpoolFC #LFC #FakeNewsStory #elonmusk #TotalLies #IdiotNewspapers

True events: I have been circled & cornered by #MartytheRobot in #frozensection, and an employee did have to redirect #Marty so I could escape—how could I not write the comedic, satirical #fakenewsstory ?!

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