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Greek Wins Eurogroup Presidency, Sets Conditions for German Bailout Package

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December 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
BREAKING: EU farmers’ attempt to shut down Brussels thwarted by building site

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November 13, 2024 at 10:13 AM
EXCLUSIVE: European Commission President Signs Executive Order to Paint Schuman Roundabout Blue

“The EU needs its own Reflecting Pool”, says Ursula von der Leyen

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June 1, 2026 at 3:20 PM
BREAKING: HORSE TRADERS AGAIN UP IN ARMS OVER EU-SUMMIT COMPARISONS

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December 15, 2023 at 8:49 AM
European Parliament Travel Office Reports Increase in Requests for Reservations at 'Dirty Strasbourg Hotel'

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June 3, 2026 at 7:25 AM
BREAKING: NEW SIGN GOES UP AT PLACE LUXEMBOURG

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February 6, 2024 at 2:54 PM
BREAKING: FINDING UNANIMOUS AGREEMENT ON HIGHLY CHARGED ISSUES AMONG 27 COUNTRIES WITH WILDLY DIVERSE INTERESTS AND POLITICAL LEANINGS CAN SOMETIMES BE HARD

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BREAKING: HORSE TRADERS AGAIN UP IN ARMS OVER EU-SUMMIT COMPARISONS

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December 15, 2023 at 9:20 AM
French government blames Brussels for loopholes in Anti-Ladder Directive #fantasyheadlines
October 20, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Barnier faces no-confidence vote, asks aide "What's a vote?"

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December 4, 2024 at 1:40 PM
BREAKING: EU exports of Commission spokespeople halted after outbreak of foot-in-mouth disease

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January 14, 2025 at 2:09 PM
New EU rules on substances of human origin welcomed by stake-holders #fantasyheadlines
December 15, 2023 at 11:30 AM
EU Agrees to Exempt That Guy With The Weird Schuman Blog From Media Freedom Law #fantasyheadlines
December 12, 2023 at 3:58 PM