it's nonstop fartcushion november for me
it's nonstop fartcushion november for me
You have a very…. fartcushion-y face 💜
You have a very…. fartcushion-y face 💜
walking into an apartment to confront your neighbor about the constant eruptions of noise and food deliveries at all hours. walking out in a horny daze to go get your new reason for existence as much takeout as you can carry so you can let them feast while they use you as a fartcushion
walking into an apartment to confront your neighbor about the constant eruptions of noise and food deliveries at all hours. walking out in a horny daze to go get your new reason for existence as much takeout as you can carry so you can let them feast while they use you as a fartcushion
the divine fartcushion is the most honored position a godblob's worshipper can have. placed into sweaty, city-swallowing donut as it begins to erupt with farts... filled to the brim in seconds with divine gas, creaking and moaning, bloating into a gargantuan gas-addicted blimp
the divine fartcushion is the most honored position a godblob's worshipper can have. placed into sweaty, city-swallowing donut as it begins to erupt with farts... filled to the brim in seconds with divine gas, creaking and moaning, bloating into a gargantuan gas-addicted blimp
NEETblob streamer who picks one lucky subscriber every day to be their fartcushion. winners get to spend 16 hours with several feet of thick, sweaty, couch-swallowing blubberass between them and fresh air, hearing muffled chatter under the wobbling eruptions of addictive microcelebrity farts
NEETblob streamer who picks one lucky subscriber every day to be their fartcushion. winners get to spend 16 hours with several feet of thick, sweaty, couch-swallowing blubberass between them and fresh air, hearing muffled chatter under the wobbling eruptions of addictive microcelebrity farts
pampered royal slobs... dressed in fine silks that show off their immense, sweaty curves, idly lounging on their throne as they're sloppily fed cake and hand washed with care. if you're a good enough servant you get to be the royal fartcushion so they don't fill their throne room with fumes
pampered royal slobs... dressed in fine silks that show off their immense, sweaty curves, idly lounging on their throne as they're sloppily fed cake and hand washed with care. if you're a good enough servant you get to be the royal fartcushion so they don't fill their throne room with fumes
the journey from mothseat to fartcushion isn't a hard one. it's actually very soft and bouncy
🖌️: @/moffballoon.bsky.social
the journey from mothseat to fartcushion isn't a hard one. it's actually very soft and bouncy
🖌️: @/moffballoon.bsky.social
Now c’mere, need something to muffle my gross, post-coffee thunder.
Now c’mere, need something to muffle my gross, post-coffee thunder.