*Big soaring inspirational election music*
Enter Fartman.
Enter Fartman.
November 3, 2026 at 4:02 PM
*Big soaring inspirational election music*
Enter Fartman.
Enter Fartman.
between her desktop and laptop, deer has 96GB of RAM stashed. come and get it, sham fartman.
October 31, 2026 at 10:09 AM
between her desktop and laptop, deer has 96GB of RAM stashed. come and get it, sham fartman.
more like scam, fartman
October 30, 2026 at 9:32 PM
more like scam, fartman
i just wanna play cobblemon man... thanks a lot sam fartman for eating all of the ram >:(
November 1, 2026 at 9:50 PM
i just wanna play cobblemon man... thanks a lot sam fartman for eating all of the ram >:(
shat fartman when he sees me booting up rignetta's adventure or evil girls party instead of giving it away to be burned up in a week generating right wing propaganda or grok csam
November 1, 2026 at 1:58 AM
shat fartman when he sees me booting up rignetta's adventure or evil girls party instead of giving it away to be burned up in a week generating right wing propaganda or grok csam
*[farts loud and it sounds wet]
"Stinky!!"
-FartMan
"Stinky!!"
-FartMan
October 28, 2026 at 6:47 PM
*[farts loud and it sounds wet]
"Stinky!!"
-FartMan
"Stinky!!"
-FartMan
i really like that this post was IMMEDIATELY replied to by both a scammer and uhh. "FartMan"
what a cool platform
what a cool platform
October 28, 2026 at 12:24 AM
i really like that this post was IMMEDIATELY replied to by both a scammer and uhh. "FartMan"
what a cool platform
what a cool platform
Petition to change his name to Sad Fartman.
October 31, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Petition to change his name to Sad Fartman.
so was he spreading the good word about love and light to fartman or what
November 2, 2026 at 9:04 PM
so was he spreading the good word about love and light to fartman or what
*[Farts disgustinly loud]
"Smell that?"
-FartMan
"Smell that?"
-FartMan
October 28, 2026 at 6:46 PM
*[Farts disgustinly loud]
"Smell that?"
-FartMan
"Smell that?"
-FartMan
agreed, FartMan. agreed
October 28, 2026 at 3:26 AM
agreed, FartMan. agreed
“You know, its quite terrible when people have oxygen. Only robots should be allowed to access oxygen”
- Sam Fartman, 2028
Poop Magazine
- Sam Fartman, 2028
Poop Magazine
November 1, 2026 at 6:43 PM
“You know, its quite terrible when people have oxygen. Only robots should be allowed to access oxygen”
- Sam Fartman, 2028
Poop Magazine
- Sam Fartman, 2028
Poop Magazine
*[The prrblrrt sounds get quieter as the stink cloud thins to reveal FartMan standing triumphantly.]
"You're going to the slammer, ShartMan."
*[ShartMan throws one of his Shitnades and escapes during the commotion.]
"Damn... never fear, citizens, for FartMan will get him behind bars."
-FartMan
"You're going to the slammer, ShartMan."
*[ShartMan throws one of his Shitnades and escapes during the commotion.]
"Damn... never fear, citizens, for FartMan will get him behind bars."
-FartMan
October 28, 2026 at 3:21 AM
*[The prrblrrt sounds get quieter as the stink cloud thins to reveal FartMan standing triumphantly.]
"You're going to the slammer, ShartMan."
*[ShartMan throws one of his Shitnades and escapes during the commotion.]
"Damn... never fear, citizens, for FartMan will get him behind bars."
-FartMan
"You're going to the slammer, ShartMan."
*[ShartMan throws one of his Shitnades and escapes during the commotion.]
"Damn... never fear, citizens, for FartMan will get him behind bars."
-FartMan
Did somebody say "stink?"
*[rips a huge nasty fart]
-FartMan
*[rips a huge nasty fart]
-FartMan
October 27, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Did somebody say "stink?"
*[rips a huge nasty fart]
-FartMan
*[rips a huge nasty fart]
-FartMan
*[laughs maniacally]
"AHAHA... YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR ME, FartMan!!"
-ShartMan
"AHAHA... YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR ME, FartMan!!"
-ShartMan
October 28, 2026 at 3:13 AM
*[laughs maniacally]
"AHAHA... YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR ME, FartMan!!"
-ShartMan
"AHAHA... YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR ME, FartMan!!"
-ShartMan
*[Pprrrbbllrrt]
Sweet Pic. Thanks for the follow.
-FartMan
Sweet Pic. Thanks for the follow.
-FartMan
October 27, 2026 at 4:58 PM
*[Pprrrbbllrrt]
Sweet Pic. Thanks for the follow.
-FartMan
Sweet Pic. Thanks for the follow.
-FartMan
Oh yeah! Hope you got a laugh!
-FartMan
-FartMan
October 27, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Oh yeah! Hope you got a laugh!
-FartMan
-FartMan
Hey i am who i am! Hope you had a laugh! Have a great rest of your day.
-FartMan
-FartMan
October 28, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Hey i am who i am! Hope you had a laugh! Have a great rest of your day.
-FartMan
-FartMan
"MAYBE NEXT TIME, FARTMAN! AHAHAHA"
*[Loud fart followed by a disgusting splat as i dissappear]
-ShartMan
*[Loud fart followed by a disgusting splat as i dissappear]
-ShartMan
October 28, 2026 at 3:22 AM
"MAYBE NEXT TIME, FARTMAN! AHAHAHA"
*[Loud fart followed by a disgusting splat as i dissappear]
-ShartMan
*[Loud fart followed by a disgusting splat as i dissappear]
-ShartMan
If this dumb dumb wants to pay me $200 an hour to use my DRAM then he's welcome to it
October 30, 2026 at 11:04 PM
If this dumb dumb wants to pay me $200 an hour to use my DRAM then he's welcome to it
*[FARTS HELLA LOUD AND HARD AND IT DEFINITELY LEFT A STAIN]
Hey guys!
-FartMan
Hey guys!
-FartMan
October 27, 2026 at 12:13 AM
*[FARTS HELLA LOUD AND HARD AND IT DEFINITELY LEFT A STAIN]
Hey guys!
-FartMan
Hey guys!
-FartMan
*[eyes narrow as I let out a small fart]
"...ShartMan"
"EVERYBODY GET DOWN AND DONT TRUST A FART!"
"NEVER FEAR, CITIZENS.... FOR FARTMAN IS HERE!"
*[EPIC BATTLE RAGES AND A STINK CLOUD FORMS. Silhouettes of an epic melee are visible]
-FartMan
"...ShartMan"
"EVERYBODY GET DOWN AND DONT TRUST A FART!"
"NEVER FEAR, CITIZENS.... FOR FARTMAN IS HERE!"
*[EPIC BATTLE RAGES AND A STINK CLOUD FORMS. Silhouettes of an epic melee are visible]
-FartMan
October 28, 2026 at 3:16 AM
*[eyes narrow as I let out a small fart]
"...ShartMan"
"EVERYBODY GET DOWN AND DONT TRUST A FART!"
"NEVER FEAR, CITIZENS.... FOR FARTMAN IS HERE!"
*[EPIC BATTLE RAGES AND A STINK CLOUD FORMS. Silhouettes of an epic melee are visible]
-FartMan
"...ShartMan"
"EVERYBODY GET DOWN AND DONT TRUST A FART!"
"NEVER FEAR, CITIZENS.... FOR FARTMAN IS HERE!"
*[EPIC BATTLE RAGES AND A STINK CLOUD FORMS. Silhouettes of an epic melee are visible]
-FartMan
*[farts super loud as hard as I can]
-FartMan
-FartMan
October 26, 2026 at 8:23 PM
*[farts super loud as hard as I can]
-FartMan
-FartMan