Sounds like healthy exploration of the unconscious, darker recesses of the psyche that need expression instead of becoming guilt-driven neuroses. I'd be more scared of gangster rappers lol
September 20, 2025 at 3:29 PM
lookin at "Max Plum" for the shorthair and "Mills Marshmallow" for the longhair. Not the names I woulda picked, but i named the last two cats, so i'm just counting my blessings that the kids didn't name these two Fartnoise and Poopbutt
April 6, 2026 at 11:59 AM
lookin at "Max Plum" for the shorthair and "Mills Marshmallow" for the longhair. Not the names I woulda picked, but i named the last two cats, so i'm just counting my blessings that the kids didn't name these two Fartnoise and Poopbutt
Fartnoise. Congrats to the machine
June 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Fartnoise. Congrats to the machine
Aber es ist doch bekannt, dass wir das besser können. Wir werden durch ständiges Präsentieren die antidemokratischen Kräfte inhaltlich stellen....
*fartnoise*
*fartnoise*
May 23, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Aber es ist doch bekannt, dass wir das besser können. Wir werden durch ständiges Präsentieren die antidemokratischen Kräfte inhaltlich stellen....
*fartnoise*
*fartnoise*
My fave kinda farts are the ones with some bass, what's yours?
#fartnoise
#fartnoise
January 31, 2025 at 4:36 PM
My fave kinda farts are the ones with some bass, what's yours?
#fartnoise
#fartnoise
Wet fartnoise...
September 6, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Wet fartnoise...
why is your name Mike Fartnoise
June 17, 2024 at 9:49 PM
why is your name Mike Fartnoise
He can call it Ham on Rye for all I give a shit, it still won't officially change a single thing because the fat walking fartnoise has zero authority over the Gulf of Mexico. He can name it mushroom cap, after his dick. Don't give one iota of a shit.
January 8, 2025 at 8:41 AM
He can call it Ham on Rye for all I give a shit, it still won't officially change a single thing because the fat walking fartnoise has zero authority over the Gulf of Mexico. He can name it mushroom cap, after his dick. Don't give one iota of a shit.
September 12, 2026 at 8:16 PM
*fartnoise*
Kaine on why he thinks just getting a vote on healthcare is a win: "We're the minority party, but everybody will get to see who is standing for them when it comes to lowering their healthcare costs"
November 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
*fartnoise*
whenever anyone laments how controlled they have to be with the content of their comedy routines, I think about the godkilling weapon that leslie nielsen turned a pocket fartnoise machine into
April 11, 2024 at 7:51 PM
whenever anyone laments how controlled they have to be with the content of their comedy routines, I think about the godkilling weapon that leslie nielsen turned a pocket fartnoise machine into
Wolfman, Drop, and Captain America: Brave New Fartnoise being the dumbest sorry if this offends
January 1, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Wolfman, Drop, and Captain America: Brave New Fartnoise being the dumbest sorry if this offends
My 🍆 review of The Exorcist: Believer on Letterboxd boxd.it/7fjfnN
Review of ‘The Exorcist: Believer’ (2023) ★
Loud fartnoise
boxd.it
September 2, 2024 at 11:32 PM
My 🍆 review of The Exorcist: Believer on Letterboxd boxd.it/7fjfnN
Bah, the Trib editorial board is just a bunch of right wing chamber of commerce nerds dressed up in "respectability politics". #fartnoise
February 26, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Bah, the Trib editorial board is just a bunch of right wing chamber of commerce nerds dressed up in "respectability politics". #fartnoise