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nuclearbbq.bsky.social
We used to have atlas sound but nowadays with all of this ozempic it’s more like fatless sound
September 22, 2026 at 12:12 AM
wmf5.bsky.social
Yes, I think you're right. I also think this person didn't mean any malice. He mistakenly thought he was being funny. I was never skinny looking. Here's a picture of fatless me.
September 21, 2026 at 1:04 PM
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September 18, 2026 at 5:03 PM
kinseviing.bsky.social
Like, ditching the clumsy suture work and mismatched parts, more like a smoother thin skin that skinwraps his near fatless body in a yellow kind of translucent fashion and with a more similar look to limbs long preserved in formol
August 10, 2026 at 10:31 AM
anathemaweatherwax.bsky.social
I just saw someone post about their delicious dinner of boneless skinless fatless chicken thighs that they baked WITH NO SEASONING OF ANY kind. They literally specified that they had not even put salt.

I just…
July 18, 2026 at 11:34 PM
radicrow.bsky.social
my theory is that their tails have a trend for fat distribution that starts a couple segments from the base and the gap is just where there is very little fat. i think that the fatless segments are potential fracture sites for if an au ra shed their tail (fat would get in the way of a clean break)
July 18, 2026 at 1:19 AM
anneymarie.bsky.social
This is my new conspiracy theory.
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July 15, 2026 at 1:53 PM
jillybobww.bsky.social
Straight men. I do not claim to speak for all straight women. But I truly believe I'm speaking for most of them when I say that if you are feeling in any way like you need to be so fatless and so dehydrated that your skin shrinks around your muscles in order to be "hot", please know you do not.
July 8, 2026 at 4:13 AM
orcbitch.bsky.social
I can feel myself becoming ever more chumby and it's fine for now but I hope it levels off a bit. At the very least it is filling in the hollows in my fatless face
June 26, 2026 at 8:30 PM
bothpithyandangry.bsky.social
It is true that the normalization of a fatless steroid body and constant defensive hostility is toxic to boys just as the hypersexual/tradwife anorexic-with-boobs standard is toxic to girls.

But do guys ever bring this up with each other? Or just when they want women to shut up about body image?
May 17, 2026 at 3:35 PM
claudiamonpere.bsky.social
"The man with a squatter in his belly dreams...
that it’s his birthday, that there’s a fatless, eggless, sugar-free sponge, that he’s the popular kid at a school for middle-aged men who’ve mislaid the roadmap to their former life"
Brilliant @mattkendrick.bsky.social
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The man with a squatter in his belly dreams by Matt Kendrick | Centaur
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May 13, 2026 at 11:01 PM
nhcarmichael.bsky.social
Pass the Pasta

Such cheap foodstuffs as rice, potatoes, and pasta lend themselves to being consumed in quantity and shared with the entire family, even the community. It’s prosperity that brings the arrogance of small portions. As incomes rise, grease and starch disappear, replaced by fatless…
Pass the Pasta
Such cheap foodstuffs as rice, potatoes, and pasta lend themselves to being consumed in quantity and shared with the entire family, even the community. It’s prosperity that brings the arrogance of small portions. As incomes rise, grease and starch disappear, replaced by fatless protein, a few spoonfuls of green vegetables, a delicately sculpted potato—food prepared with an eye more to appearance than gratification.” — John Baxter, Five Nights in Paris Americans have no problem with small portions. We fill our plates to overflowing. This is a visual indicator that we're getting value for our money.
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May 13, 2026 at 11:01 AM
epsteinweb.bsky.social
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May 9, 2026 at 10:31 AM
smallholderific.bsky.social
Creme Patissiere. Custard is a useful recipe for the smallholder with too many eggs, as is the fatless sponge it is destined to go inside. Rhubarb roasting in the oven too, of course.
March 17, 2026 at 11:14 AM
penguingalaxy.bsky.social
oh and also a nearly-vegan butternut squash hotpot that I invented for someone who had a gallbladder issue and had to eat fatless food, which tastes surprisingly rich and can easily be made vegan?
March 14, 2026 at 11:57 AM
wackjackle.norden.social.ap.brid.gy
Beauty is boneless
Sweaty is couchless
Fatty should fatless
stop this lessless!
March 10, 2026 at 2:50 AM
epsteinweb.bsky.social
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February 27, 2026 at 12:50 PM
gymbrat.northsky.social
Also a completely fatless ass
February 26, 2026 at 9:49 PM
bobfry.bsky.social
A paean to the square sausages of Scotland.
…yum.
“I don’t think they’re fatless
They’re like a wee mattress”
February 17, 2026 at 7:39 AM
yoharraik.bsky.social
In his long life, Marhhaiji had seen more snow than he ever wanted (he wants none). His favorite winter activity is not going outside ever until the weather stops being extremely unfriendly to his furless, fatless, can't-comfortably-wear-too-much self.

Tekai has never seen snow, but he also lacks>
ocqotd.bsky.social [ OC Questions ] @ocqotd.bsky.social · Jan 26
Its snowing! What sort of winter activities does your original character do? Have they ever seen snow before?

#OCASK #OCQOTD #OCSKY
January 26, 2026 at 1:05 PM
luna2lovesacandd.bsky.social
I'd rather fatless stir fry with a drop of sweet chilli sauce - works out same calories and better nutrition but hot and more interesting. I've even done it in microwave when I can't be bothered to stir.
January 22, 2026 at 1:55 PM
classicgaymen.bsky.social
#goodgayreads:

Faggots

Larry Kramer

1978

Graphically sexual and one of the best-selling gay novels of all time, Faggots is the story of Fred Lemish, who at 39 has built up his body into a fatless state of being in Great Shape. Finally he is ready to find Mr. Right but in all the wrong places...
January 10, 2026 at 10:34 PM
willglynn.bsky.social
I’ve just been informed by my mother that all rolled-up cakes are fatless sponges, so I stand corrected
December 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
willglynn.bsky.social
A homemade festive Yule log, my first time making a fatless sponge and the first time since Year 8 food tech I made a rolled-up cake 🪵🍽️
Yule log coated in chocolate buttercream, prior to decoration Side view of a chocolate yule log dusted with icing sugar and topped with holly View of the decorated cake being served at the table Slice of cake in a bowl, revealing the chocolate sponge and the inner vanilla buttercream
December 29, 2025 at 11:05 AM
chrishelgerson.bsky.social
The differences are I use dried cherries instead of raisins (though candied fruit or currants work well too) and hold the nuts.

www.food.com/recipe/ww2-w...
WW2 War Cake Recipe - Food.com
An eggless, almost fatless, milkless cake, very aptly named - it was popular during wartime shortages. It is dense and delicious uniced. For those who
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December 22, 2025 at 7:11 AM