One thing worth noting about DOJ's last-minute election frenzy: It seems to be freaking out laypeople, but my impression after speaking to election experts is that all this is more like a toddler throwing a tantrum and smearing feces on the wall
November 2, 2026 at 3:27 PM
One thing worth noting about DOJ's last-minute election frenzy: It seems to be freaking out laypeople, but my impression after speaking to election experts is that all this is more like a toddler throwing a tantrum and smearing feces on the wall
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not b.o. literal feces
November 3, 2026 at 6:13 PM
not b.o. literal feces
I think pulling an unhoused woman from a cat feces infested car to then spew lies about their estranged daughter is just levels of evil that even Evil Dr. can’t quite reach.
November 2, 2026 at 2:08 AM
I think pulling an unhoused woman from a cat feces infested car to then spew lies about their estranged daughter is just levels of evil that even Evil Dr. can’t quite reach.
funniest poster ever. doodoo feces
November 1, 2026 at 9:10 AM
funniest poster ever. doodoo feces
Without my glasses I read "faces", not "feces"! :)
October 31, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Without my glasses I read "faces", not "feces"! :)
Keep making that good trouble, Y’all. We all need to be as mouthy and vocal as possible. The Tangerine Twatsicle is a child-rapist and a traitor. Call that shit out publicly any chance you get.
Especially when the Leaning Tower of Feces is standing there slack-jawed, wearing a shitty diaper.
Especially when the Leaning Tower of Feces is standing there slack-jawed, wearing a shitty diaper.
October 31, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Keep making that good trouble, Y’all. We all need to be as mouthy and vocal as possible. The Tangerine Twatsicle is a child-rapist and a traitor. Call that shit out publicly any chance you get.
Especially when the Leaning Tower of Feces is standing there slack-jawed, wearing a shitty diaper.
Especially when the Leaning Tower of Feces is standing there slack-jawed, wearing a shitty diaper.
Leaning Tower of Feces...
🤣🤣🤣🤣
so spot on
🤣🤣🤣🤣
so spot on
October 31, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Leaning Tower of Feces...
🤣🤣🤣🤣
so spot on
🤣🤣🤣🤣
so spot on
I'm feces, this is my friend urine
November 2, 2026 at 3:34 AM
I'm feces, this is my friend urine
Someone deciding "let's lifetime claude, hot-potato'ing slop in the gambletron so we can make a flex-tape Theseus out of feces instead of building a gravy-train" seems incredibly dim
November 3, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Someone deciding "let's lifetime claude, hot-potato'ing slop in the gambletron so we can make a flex-tape Theseus out of feces instead of building a gravy-train" seems incredibly dim
Yeah I came to say same thing - that’s not necessarily mud could be: SFUO*
*smeared feces unknown origin
*smeared feces unknown origin
November 1, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Yeah I came to say same thing - that’s not necessarily mud could be: SFUO*
*smeared feces unknown origin
*smeared feces unknown origin
which vivek staffer hunted down amy acton's mother, saw she was living in a car that was "literally overflowing with cat feces", cleaned her up, and then shoved her in front of a camera to shoot a commercial?
how do you fucking sleep with yourself at night?
how do you fucking sleep with yourself at night?
October 29, 2026 at 5:17 PM
which vivek staffer hunted down amy acton's mother, saw she was living in a car that was "literally overflowing with cat feces", cleaned her up, and then shoved her in front of a camera to shoot a commercial?
how do you fucking sleep with yourself at night?
how do you fucking sleep with yourself at night?
They are smearing feces on the wall pre-emptively now?
November 2, 2026 at 3:55 PM
They are smearing feces on the wall pre-emptively now?
ICE = diseased feces
October 30, 2026 at 4:16 PM
ICE = diseased feces
Jurassic Park: Dr. Malcolm and the Pile
ALT: Jurassic Park: Dr. Malcolm and the Pile
static.klipy.com
November 1, 2026 at 5:22 PM
If you’re listening, Kissinger, you hateful evil fascist, may each one of the souls you’ve sent from this mortal coil take their turns inflicting the pain you dealt out on your worthless hide until they are satisfied. And may you never accumulate enough merits to escape the Hell of Burning Feces.
The veil is thin. Now is a good time to say something mean about Kissinger
November 1, 2026 at 2:57 AM
If you’re listening, Kissinger, you hateful evil fascist, may each one of the souls you’ve sent from this mortal coil take their turns inflicting the pain you dealt out on your worthless hide until they are satisfied. And may you never accumulate enough merits to escape the Hell of Burning Feces.
Imagine if Costco let robots in that started filling the shelves and aisles with fake food packages full of feces. Just literal feces piling up to the ceiling.
Do you think Costo would just be like "Yeah, our customers are going to love this!"
No, they would get the bots out so fucking fast.
Do you think Costo would just be like "Yeah, our customers are going to love this!"
No, they would get the bots out so fucking fast.
November 2, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Imagine if Costco let robots in that started filling the shelves and aisles with fake food packages full of feces. Just literal feces piling up to the ceiling.
Do you think Costo would just be like "Yeah, our customers are going to love this!"
No, they would get the bots out so fucking fast.
Do you think Costo would just be like "Yeah, our customers are going to love this!"
No, they would get the bots out so fucking fast.
troglodyte troughs! feces facilitators. smegma smelters
November 2, 2026 at 10:23 PM
troglodyte troughs! feces facilitators. smegma smelters
Before AI children would regress to primitive behavior like throwing feces at each other & using rudimentary tools to catch & eat ants. Hope these schools are happy with their decision...
Google is now threatening America's schools, saying they will turn off their core search functions if schools choose to entirely block AI.
www.nytimes.com/2026/11/03/u...
www.nytimes.com/2026/11/03/u...
Google Will Turn Off Search for Schools That Reject A.I. (Gift Article)
Google is making it easier to restrict its A.I. tools for students. But schools that block A.I. entirely will lose student access to Google’s search engine.
www.nytimes.com
November 3, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Before AI children would regress to primitive behavior like throwing feces at each other & using rudimentary tools to catch & eat ants. Hope these schools are happy with their decision...
For when your feces and muscles need more bulk
October 30, 2026 at 11:44 PM
For when your feces and muscles need more bulk
October 31, 2026 at 1:20 AM