#fellatio
that's not the simulated fellatio of a physically healthy president
October 28, 2026 at 1:45 AM
listen, sometimes it’s 8pm and you still have no joke, so ya just gotta commit to the low hanging fellatio gag.
— #Bonktober2026
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October 24, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Nothing's new under the sun but "Ceremonial shag carpet portal auto-fellatio" is I think the closest I've gotten to a truly original thought.
October 24, 2026 at 7:34 PM
americans deserve the simulated fellatio of a physically healthy president
October 28, 2026 at 1:55 AM
That's because he chose to be fluent in English instead of fellatio
October 25, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Now he’s pantomiming fellatio while saying he “loves meat”.
I mean COME ON.
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
October 27, 2026 at 10:20 PM
The art of fellatio……
October 25, 2026 at 10:20 AM
🤍💦Fishnet Fellatio 💦🤍
October 23, 2026 at 11:14 AM
Dear Author: your assertion that "auto-fellatio is the safest form of safe sex" is a dangerous lie, and I have the orthopedics, physical therapy, and chiropractor bills to prove it.
October 26, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Well, it just wouldn’t be election season without trump at a lectern simulating fellatio.
October 28, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Air fellatio.
October 28, 2026 at 1:03 AM
October 27, 2026 at 10:32 PM
who wants to be my cigarette for halloween
October 24, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Ilma's Morning Suck (animated)

Credit to @otocai.bsky.social for making this animated variant as well.

#fellatio #blowjob #nsfwoc #hentai
October 26, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Did you see that trump said "Norway sucks?" Really donnie??? We've heard You enjoy performing fellatio, like a lot. Is that not factual donOld trump???
October 26, 2026 at 11:59 PM
After watching the US President simulate fellatio on TV, it seems a million years ago that the word "Bollocks" was taped over to spare our blushes.
WH Smith refused to stock it, so I bought my copy at Boots. Different times.
Released on this day in 1977: Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's the Sex Pistols #SexPistols
youtu.be/Xmk1RREk2hc?si…
October 28, 2026 at 7:32 AM
ann fellatio was busy writing something else
October 26, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Hey guys.. fellatio this post.. 💯 💯 💯
October 28, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Air fellatio.
October 28, 2026 at 1:03 AM
October 26, 2026 at 5:09 PM
infinite respect to all artists who draw or pose good fellatio-giving faces

cuz holy fuck this is like surgery
October 24, 2026 at 1:28 AM
October 26, 2026 at 8:41 AM