#fentanyl
Saturday morning fentanyl
November 14, 2026 at 11:36 AM
The moral equivalent of fentanyl.
November 12, 2026 at 9:40 AM
More like switching from meth to fentanyl.
November 10, 2026 at 7:13 PM
When I got my wisdom teeth removed they gave me fentanyl 💀
i'm still not sure why they gave me ketamine for the wisdom tooth surgery but i came out of a k-hole with a mouth full of gauze and immediately tried to articulate a full synthesis of all philosophy to the nurse before giving up and mumbling through the gauze "i have a lot of thoughts right now"
I'm 52 and I just got my sole wisdom tooth removed. I'm sitting here chomping down on gauze waiting for the numbing to wear off and I want to hear your weird wisdom tooth stories.
November 14, 2026 at 1:26 AM
I worked on this story with the intrepid @zakvescera.bsky.social about how organized criminals producing fentanyl finance their operations and launder their proceeds. vancouversun.com/news/the-dir...
The dirty money behind Canada’s deadly fentanyl trade
Fentanyl traffickers using Chinese networks to buy chemicals and launder cash, federal documents show.
vancouversun.com
November 12, 2026 at 5:10 PM
super cool that the outreach teams at my agency can no longer hand out fentanyl test strips and naloxone availability has just shrunk.
thank you RFK🙄
November 13, 2026 at 6:36 PM
I feel like I just touched fentanyl (fine and no symptoms but desperate for attention)!
November 12, 2026 at 9:30 PM
(bent in half)
fentanyl comes from the earth
November 15, 2026 at 12:51 PM
I had a medical procedure last year where they used fentanyl for the anesthesia and apparently I kept waking up so they kept using more of it and the next day I felt bad and every doctor who looked at my chart was like “holy shit that is so much fentanyl” and now I think of it when cops panic.
November 11, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Poor expie with butt so fat can't find the fent under all that cake :sob:
The most dangerous creature to be next to during an earthquake

#CasualtiesUnknown #Expie #Butt #FurryArt #Fanart
November 14, 2026 at 3:05 AM
did they spike my fentanyl with LSD...? what the fuck is happening in this "movie?"
#Riffotronic
November 15, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Got to work with the legendary @kimbolan.bsky.social at the Vancouver Sun/Province for this story about the dirty money behind Canada's deadly fentanyl trade.

theijf.org/article/fent...
Fentanyl traffickers using Chinese networks to buy chemicals and launder cash
The dirty money behind Canada’s deadly fentanyl trade
theijf.org
November 12, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Square of powdered Xanax dotted with fentanyl, after all the coke stripes.
November 13, 2026 at 11:17 PM
freely available narcan and fentanyl test strips at every publicly funded facility

this is probably sexier to the people who follow me than it is the general public, though
What is an unsexy policy that if passed would immediately help millions of people?
November 10, 2026 at 6:45 PM
I’ve picked up 37 fentanyl addictions this week
November 13, 2026 at 5:36 PM
The more than 300 packages of fentanyl were discovered hidden in folding chairs in a truck bed earlier this month.
CBP seizes 112 pounds of fentanyl at DeConcini border crossing in Nogales
The more than 300 packages of fentanyl were discovered hidden in folding chairs in a truck bed earlier this month.
www.kjzz.org
November 11, 2026 at 9:05 PM
good bath hits like fentanyl
November 15, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Right now, for me, that's Fentanyl Tester by JPEG MAFIA and DANNY BROWN off the Scaring the Hoes album It's a surprisingly good track for dancing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9eq...
JPEGMAFIA x Danny Brown - Fentanyl Tester
YouTube video by JPEGMAFIA
www.youtube.com
November 15, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Yet another case of mine where the only risk of imminent harm was mom coming home and giving the kid the touch of death from fentanyl use. Zero reports of abuse or neglect.
November 14, 2026 at 6:48 AM
All this bullshit handwringing about fentanyl has very real effects. For instance, drastically increasing sentences for people who sell and take it, and the fact that, despite the law saying you can’t remove someone’s kids for drug use alone (in WA), they still ALWAYS do if it’s fentanyl.
November 12, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Mijn moeder plakte dubbele fentanyl pleisters. Huisarts steunde haar.
November 13, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Yeah, they’re just blowing their budget on ketamine wafers and fentanyl.
November 14, 2026 at 2:04 PM
I kind of stay away from the legal community on here, but JFC I would love for dependency lawyers and judges to know that the urban legends about fentanyl killing kids just from their parents touching them after use are completely fucking made up and they NEED TO STOP REMOVING KIDS BASED ON IT
November 14, 2026 at 6:47 AM