Sober October Ends As Deer Realizes Apple He Just Ate Fermented https://theonion.com/sober-october-ends-as-deer-realizes-apple-he-just-ate-fermented/
October 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Sober October Ends As Deer Realizes Apple He Just Ate Fermented https://theonion.com/sober-october-ends-as-deer-realizes-apple-he-just-ate-fermented/
I'm having salad for dinner.
Actually, it's fruit salad.
Well, mostly grapes.
OK, all grapes.
Fermented Grapes.
Wine.
I'm having wine for dinner.
Actually, it's fruit salad.
Well, mostly grapes.
OK, all grapes.
Fermented Grapes.
Wine.
I'm having wine for dinner.
February 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I'm having salad for dinner.
Actually, it's fruit salad.
Well, mostly grapes.
OK, all grapes.
Fermented Grapes.
Wine.
I'm having wine for dinner.
Actually, it's fruit salad.
Well, mostly grapes.
OK, all grapes.
Fermented Grapes.
Wine.
I'm having wine for dinner.
Good sourdough today. Nice ear. Canadian stoneground...
#hobbybaker #homemade #foodie #foodiesky #whatscooking #breadsky #sourdough #fermented #fermentedfoods🍽️🍜🍞
#hobbybaker #homemade #foodie #foodiesky #whatscooking #breadsky #sourdough #fermented #fermentedfoods🍽️🍜🍞
November 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Good sourdough today. Nice ear. Canadian stoneground...
#hobbybaker #homemade #foodie #foodiesky #whatscooking #breadsky #sourdough #fermented #fermentedfoods🍽️🍜🍞
#hobbybaker #homemade #foodie #foodiesky #whatscooking #breadsky #sourdough #fermented #fermentedfoods🍽️🍜🍞
fermented vegetables ... fermented soybeans ... fermented fruits ... fermented
April 3, 2026 at 9:14 PM
fermented vegetables ... fermented soybeans ... fermented fruits ... fermented
He look like a fermented food
“I only eat meat or fermented foods,” the health secretary told USA TODAY's Extremely Normal show. Here's what experts say about the diet.
RFK Jr. only eats meat, fermented foods. The carnivore diet, explained.
“I only eat meat or fermented foods,” the health secretary told USA TODAY's Extremely Normal show. Here's what experts say about the diet.
bit.ly
January 22, 2026 at 2:05 AM
He look like a fermented food
A while ago, I learned that deer can get drunk from fermented apples? 🤭🦌🍎 #radioapple
November 24, 2024 at 2:23 AM
A while ago, I learned that deer can get drunk from fermented apples? 🤭🦌🍎 #radioapple
I'm having salad for dinner.
Actually, it's fruit salad.
Well, mostly grapes.
OK, all grapes.
Fermented Grapes.
Wine.
I'm having wine for dinner.
Actually, it's fruit salad.
Well, mostly grapes.
OK, all grapes.
Fermented Grapes.
Wine.
I'm having wine for dinner.
August 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I'm having salad for dinner.
Actually, it's fruit salad.
Well, mostly grapes.
OK, all grapes.
Fermented Grapes.
Wine.
I'm having wine for dinner.
Actually, it's fruit salad.
Well, mostly grapes.
OK, all grapes.
Fermented Grapes.
Wine.
I'm having wine for dinner.
October 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I love fermented things, but my god can they just be normal about things????
The party of performative masculinity truly contains multitudes
June 20, 2026 at 1:39 PM
I love fermented things, but my god can they just be normal about things????
mood is as playful as a fermented bottle of antifreeze (what) #hazbinhotel #radioapple
February 5, 2025 at 10:57 AM
mood is as playful as a fermented bottle of antifreeze (what) #hazbinhotel #radioapple
Accidentally fermented this bad boi for over almost 3 days in the fridge bc lazy, but I might do it on purpose next time 👀
January 4, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Accidentally fermented this bad boi for over almost 3 days in the fridge bc lazy, but I might do it on purpose next time 👀
Natural dyeing with buckthorn bark - a mix of different mordants and both fermented and non-fermented vats.
November 21, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Natural dyeing with buckthorn bark - a mix of different mordants and both fermented and non-fermented vats.
I'm having salad for dinner.
Actually, it's fruit salad.
Well, mostly grapes.
OK, all grapes.
Fermented Grapes.
Wine.
I'm having wine for dinner.
Actually, it's fruit salad.
Well, mostly grapes.
OK, all grapes.
Fermented Grapes.
Wine.
I'm having wine for dinner.
August 31, 2026 at 11:30 AM
I'm having salad for dinner.
Actually, it's fruit salad.
Well, mostly grapes.
OK, all grapes.
Fermented Grapes.
Wine.
I'm having wine for dinner.
Actually, it's fruit salad.
Well, mostly grapes.
OK, all grapes.
Fermented Grapes.
Wine.
I'm having wine for dinner.
i will not let these freaks take an enthusiastic appreciation of fermented vegetables from me
The party of performative masculinity truly contains multitudes
June 20, 2026 at 12:36 PM
i will not let these freaks take an enthusiastic appreciation of fermented vegetables from me
Holy hell they are going from raw milk to eating raw fermented pork.
December 7, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Holy hell they are going from raw milk to eating raw fermented pork.
CHOTINER: “And this was *after* you ate the fermented dolphin carcass? The one with fluorescent mold?”
RFK JR: <drools, eyeball falls out>
CHOTINER: “Interesting.”
RFK JR: <drools, eyeball falls out>
CHOTINER: “Interesting.”
RFK JR: One time, Trump grabbed a placemat, turned it over, took a Sharpie, and drew a perfect map of the Middle East. Then he marked the troop strength of every country along each border on that map. It challenged a lot of the assumptions I had been told about him.
March 29, 2026 at 12:21 AM
CHOTINER: “And this was *after* you ate the fermented dolphin carcass? The one with fluorescent mold?”
RFK JR: <drools, eyeball falls out>
CHOTINER: “Interesting.”
RFK JR: <drools, eyeball falls out>
CHOTINER: “Interesting.”
Stick with the GOAT
April 7, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Stick with the GOAT
He looks like opossum that got into a pile of fermented apple mash leftover from the still.
September 15, 2026 at 3:02 AM
He looks like opossum that got into a pile of fermented apple mash leftover from the still.
![[MONKS]
Bro. Check out this sick new brew, bro. Triple Malt. Top-fermented. 9% proof bro
Hell yes bro
[Sip]
Brooooo
Broooo
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That fermented quickly.
September 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
That fermented quickly.
Fun fact. Waxwings sometimes get intoxicated from fermented fruit and flop on the ground until they sober up.
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June 11, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Fun fact. Waxwings sometimes get intoxicated from fermented fruit and flop on the ground until they sober up.
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Regretfully, full story here:
I Tried the Trump Cabinet’s Steak and Sauerkraut Diet. It Was (Mostly) Fantastic. (Gift Article)
Steak, fermented foods — and that’s about it.
www.nytimes.com
August 4, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Regretfully, full story here:
Scientists analyzed the urine of wild chimpanzees who'd feasted on fallen fruit to see how much alcohol they consumed from the fermented sugars. n.pr/47hngSA
Chimps' taste for fermented fruit hints at origins of human love of alcohol
Scientists analyzed the urine of wild chimpanzees who'd feasted on fallen fruit to see how much alcohol they consumed from the fermented sugars.
n.pr
March 9, 2026 at 10:19 AM
Scientists analyzed the urine of wild chimpanzees who'd feasted on fallen fruit to see how much alcohol they consumed from the fermented sugars. n.pr/47hngSA