Literally no one is asking for the stuff AI is being pushed for right now (which is everything). It’s the tech company version of fetch, and they’re determined to make it happen.
Do people want AI everywhere or are tech companies just insisting really loudly that everyone else does and you’ll be left behind if you don’t want it too?
April 19, 2024 at 1:14 PM
Literally no one is asking for the stuff AI is being pushed for right now (which is everything). It’s the tech company version of fetch, and they’re determined to make it happen.
STOP USING AI FOR LEGAL RESEARCH
YOU’RE GONNA GET YOURSELF SANCTIONED
YOU’RE GONNA GET YOURSELF SANCTIONED
July 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
STOP USING AI FOR LEGAL RESEARCH
YOU’RE GONNA GET YOURSELF SANCTIONED
YOU’RE GONNA GET YOURSELF SANCTIONED
Also I'm just sick of hearing "AI"
I don't want it, I don't care for it, stop trying to make fetch happen.
I don't want it, I don't care for it, stop trying to make fetch happen.
July 5, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Also I'm just sick of hearing "AI"
I don't want it, I don't care for it, stop trying to make fetch happen.
I don't want it, I don't care for it, stop trying to make fetch happen.
Ah, yes, AI training students. Sit. Fetch. Roll. Obey your tech overlords.
USC signs $1.5M contract with OpenAI to train students, faculty on responsible use scdailygazette.com/2025/06/20/u...
USC signs $1.5M contract with OpenAI to train students, faculty on responsible use • SC Daily Gazette
The University of South Carolina has signed a $1.5 million agreement with OpenAI to offer CharGPT to all students and faculty.
scdailygazette.com
June 21, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Ah, yes, AI training students. Sit. Fetch. Roll. Obey your tech overlords.
Ai liyke tuo plai fetch wif dem! Aim a gud trakkur an fetchurr.
September 24, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Ai liyke tuo plai fetch wif dem! Aim a gud trakkur an fetchurr.
AI is like fetch with a trillion dollars, 67 senators, a legion of editors, & the sitting president trying to make it happen.
It’s never going to happen.
It’s never going to happen.
January 14, 2026 at 11:02 PM
AI is like fetch with a trillion dollars, 67 senators, a legion of editors, & the sitting president trying to make it happen.
It’s never going to happen.
It’s never going to happen.
Never stop trying to make AI pin fetch happen.
January 9, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Never stop trying to make AI pin fetch happen.
AI says “fetch” happened
AI says text your ex just to see how they’re doing
AI says drink up, your milk definitely isn’t expired
May 24, 2024 at 3:08 AM
AI says “fetch” happened
Stop trying to make “fetch” happen.
Trump Says ‘Everyone’ At State Dinner Agreed With His Idea To Rename AI
Trump Says ‘Everyone’ At State Dinner Agreed With His Idea To Rename AI
www.huffpost.com
September 25, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Stop trying to make “fetch” happen.
"The AI Revolution has started" declares a lady on LinkedIn. "Welcome to the AI Age. How does that make you feel?"
It makes me feel that people who have invested an awful lot of money in a very dodgy and unethical technology are starting worry that 'Fetch' simply won't happen.
It makes me feel that people who have invested an awful lot of money in a very dodgy and unethical technology are starting worry that 'Fetch' simply won't happen.
October 14, 2025 at 11:42 AM
"The AI Revolution has started" declares a lady on LinkedIn. "Welcome to the AI Age. How does that make you feel?"
It makes me feel that people who have invested an awful lot of money in a very dodgy and unethical technology are starting worry that 'Fetch' simply won't happen.
It makes me feel that people who have invested an awful lot of money in a very dodgy and unethical technology are starting worry that 'Fetch' simply won't happen.
Companies adding AI to literally everything to try and make fetch happen.
August 20, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Companies adding AI to literally everything to try and make fetch happen.
The big AI push we’re seeing right now feels like nothing so much as a bunch of executives realizing the bottom is about to totally drop outta this thing because the product sucks and no one likes it, so they’re either desperately trying to make fetch happen or wring the last drips of value from it
May 21, 2024 at 3:52 PM
The big AI push we’re seeing right now feels like nothing so much as a bunch of executives realizing the bottom is about to totally drop outta this thing because the product sucks and no one likes it, so they’re either desperately trying to make fetch happen or wring the last drips of value from it
Jesus, every other fucking commercial is for AI, we're reaching never before seen levels of trying to make fetch happen
February 9, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Jesus, every other fucking commercial is for AI, we're reaching never before seen levels of trying to make fetch happen
AI ain't fetch💅
Feels like I have to add my own meme to the mix I see lately...
March 12, 2026 at 4:47 AM
AI ain't fetch💅
Dear tech bros,
AI = fetch
AI = fetch
Regina George: Stop Trying to Make Fetch Happen
Alt: Regina George in Santa hat: Stop Trying to Make Fetch Happen, it's not going to happen!
static.klipy.com
June 27, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Dear tech bros,
AI = fetch
AI = fetch
🙈 did the AI proofread this
May 20, 2026 at 3:28 PM
🙈 did the AI proofread this
Izzit a full moone tuonite? Ai didunt kno. Dats Vv kewl!
Ai jus playin wif ma grey mowsie toi. Ai liyke tuo fayke owt ma Dade liyke ai gunna fetch itt, den no pikk itt up! So mutch fun furr th me! 🤎😹😸
Ai jus playin wif ma grey mowsie toi. Ai liyke tuo fayke owt ma Dade liyke ai gunna fetch itt, den no pikk itt up! So mutch fun furr th me! 🤎😹😸
September 26, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Izzit a full moone tuonite? Ai didunt kno. Dats Vv kewl!
Ai jus playin wif ma grey mowsie toi. Ai liyke tuo fayke owt ma Dade liyke ai gunna fetch itt, den no pikk itt up! So mutch fun furr th me! 🤎😹😸
Ai jus playin wif ma grey mowsie toi. Ai liyke tuo fayke owt ma Dade liyke ai gunna fetch itt, den no pikk itt up! So mutch fun furr th me! 🤎😹😸
All these techbros and assholes out here trying to make AI happen like the least charismatic version of fetch.
AI "actress" is just a grift.
AI art is theft.
AI can't even do basic shit.
Frak off.
AI "actress" is just a grift.
AI art is theft.
AI can't even do basic shit.
Frak off.
October 3, 2025 at 12:26 PM
All these techbros and assholes out here trying to make AI happen like the least charismatic version of fetch.
AI "actress" is just a grift.
AI art is theft.
AI can't even do basic shit.
Frak off.
AI "actress" is just a grift.
AI art is theft.
AI can't even do basic shit.
Frak off.
Konami will reboot Silent Hill as a cooperative AI-driven fetch-quest extraction evasion game
December 29, 2023 at 5:10 AM
Konami will reboot Silent Hill as a cooperative AI-driven fetch-quest extraction evasion game