“She means ‘fewer.’”
- a Harvard graduate
- a Harvard graduate
Leavitt: "Electricians, plumbers -- we need more of those in our country, and less LGBTQ graduate majors from Harvard University. And that's what this administration's position is."
May 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
“She means ‘fewer.’”
- a Harvard graduate
- a Harvard graduate
It’s actually FEWER Misérables
March 3, 2026 at 3:28 PM
It’s actually FEWER Misérables
Fewer and fewer people having more and more power and wealth will surely end well.
February 28, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Fewer and fewer people having more and more power and wealth will surely end well.
Fewer than 24 hours.
April 26, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Fewer than 24 hours.
Fewer days like this, please
July 3, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Fewer days like this, please
My daughter has fewer rights than my mother did.
Molly Jong-Fast reflects on the state of women’s rights in the early days of the newly Republican-led federal government. “Women are seeing their rights being stripped from them in real time, and it's only going to get worse as Republicans take over all three branches of the federal government.”
January 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
My daughter has fewer rights than my mother did.
So immigrants were “taking our jobs”…
but now fewer immigrants means fewer jobs?
The math on their propaganda never works.
but now fewer immigrants means fewer jobs?
The math on their propaganda never works.
Hassett downplays a terrible February jobs report: "It's about what we expect to be seeing because immigration has gone down by so much that the breakeven employment is probably in the 30,000 or 40,000 jobs a month range. The economy is really strong."
March 6, 2026 at 3:29 PM
So immigrants were “taking our jobs”…
but now fewer immigrants means fewer jobs?
The math on their propaganda never works.
but now fewer immigrants means fewer jobs?
The math on their propaganda never works.
Josh Hawley will probably get fewer steps in today than he did 4 years ago.
January 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Josh Hawley will probably get fewer steps in today than he did 4 years ago.
Study Finds Fewer Americans Than Ever Believe In Snoopy https://theonion.com/study-finds-fewer-americans-than-ever-believe-in-snoopy-1839328096/
August 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Study Finds Fewer Americans Than Ever Believe In Snoopy https://theonion.com/study-finds-fewer-americans-than-ever-believe-in-snoopy-1839328096/
car drivers deserve fewer rights
April 25, 2026 at 5:37 PM
car drivers deserve fewer rights
In a world where fewer and fewer people concern themselves with the plight of others, the loss of Rob Reiner, who cared deeply about humanitarian causes, feels that much more devastating. RIP: 1947-1925.
[Selfie: July 2022, NYC]
[Selfie: July 2022, NYC]
December 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
In a world where fewer and fewer people concern themselves with the plight of others, the loss of Rob Reiner, who cared deeply about humanitarian causes, feels that much more devastating. RIP: 1947-1925.
[Selfie: July 2022, NYC]
[Selfie: July 2022, NYC]
Bad day for anyone whose election strategy begins with “What if fewer people voted?”
September 15, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Bad day for anyone whose election strategy begins with “What if fewer people voted?”
fewer.
Leavitt: "Electricians, plumbers -- we need more of those in our country, and less LGBTQ graduate majors from Harvard University. And that's what this administration's position is."
May 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
fewer.
I mean everyone voted for fewer jobs, more war and more expensive healthcare, right?
December 17, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I mean everyone voted for fewer jobs, more war and more expensive healthcare, right?
It's "fewer."
Leavitt: "Electricians, plumbers -- we need more of those in our country, and less LGBTQ graduate majors from Harvard University. And that's what this administration's position is."
May 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
It's "fewer."
*fewer
The Republican Party of Arizona claims it has taken out digital billboards throughout the Phoenix area based on the racist hoax being spread by vice presidential nominee JD Vance and others in the MAGA movement. This is not Springfield, Ohio. This is Phoenix, Arizona.
September 10, 2024 at 6:47 PM
*fewer
Study Finds Gen Z Drinking Fewer Flagons Of Mead Than Medieval Generations https://theonion.com/study-finds-gen-z-drinking-fewer-flagons-of-mead-than-medieval-generations/
April 23, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Study Finds Gen Z Drinking Fewer Flagons Of Mead Than Medieval Generations https://theonion.com/study-finds-gen-z-drinking-fewer-flagons-of-mead-than-medieval-generations/
Way fewer numbnuts entering the gene pool.
JOB DONE!
I fuckin' LOVE science!
JOB DONE!
I fuckin' LOVE science!
April 25, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Way fewer numbnuts entering the gene pool.
JOB DONE!
I fuckin' LOVE science!
JOB DONE!
I fuckin' LOVE science!
The world needs more genuine heroes and fewer wannabe Lex Luthors
January 21, 2025 at 1:21 PM
The world needs more genuine heroes and fewer wannabe Lex Luthors
I need someone to explain to me why it’s always “if you can’t pay rent, buy fewer lattes and avocado toasts” and not “if you can’t pay your employees a living wage, buy fewer yachts and real estate”.
Explain it to me like I’m in kindergarten.
Explain it to me like I’m in kindergarten.
December 26, 2024 at 8:30 PM
I need someone to explain to me why it’s always “if you can’t pay rent, buy fewer lattes and avocado toasts” and not “if you can’t pay your employees a living wage, buy fewer yachts and real estate”.
Explain it to me like I’m in kindergarten.
Explain it to me like I’m in kindergarten.
I’m just gonna say it:
I WANT FEWER RAPISTS.
I WANT FEWER RAPISTS.
November 22, 2024 at 5:32 AM
I’m just gonna say it:
I WANT FEWER RAPISTS.
I WANT FEWER RAPISTS.
DID YOU KNOW: We had fewer federal workers in 2024 than we had in 1970?
February 24, 2025 at 12:06 AM
DID YOU KNOW: We had fewer federal workers in 2024 than we had in 1970?