#ffive
An almost 80 year old man surrounded by inexperienced, arrogant fools and evangelical extremists

We need to have an limit for the time ffive of president.
Maybe 65 tops? ( ideally even younger)
April 17, 2026 at 12:17 AM
bottoming for a girl with no refractory period will have you fighting against the hand on the back of your head like "fFIVE? FIVE TIMES ??"
October 16, 2025 at 10:12 PM
ffive night fred
September 20, 2026 at 5:43 AM
FfivE dubLoons 😻
March 5, 2026 at 8:57 AM
..,,,;chchapter ffive broke mmy ego..,.,
YYou are mmy bbetter Mother
September 17, 2026 at 3:51 PM
HABBY BURFDAY BERTIE!!!!! Wow!!! FfivE,!! Yor sew maH chewer
March 16, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Pegg sAy oim geT ffiVe quiD eVry thyme oim WreCk ah meNd hurr
September 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Yeah, oim gOt paid ffiVe hunndrid bUx
July 16, 2026 at 7:30 PM
You might also have recognized some of the new turret designs in the Laboratory levels from the concepts I posted previously!

The in-game versions were also drawn by ffive.
April 11, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Iss thEE Look f0re twennY twennY ffivE
May 11, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Aw yEw dOnt Look aH dAy ovEr sixTy ffivE
September 15, 2026 at 7:30 AM
they should make like an intelligence reduction pool and then i can swim in it for like ffive hours
July 4, 2026 at 11:45 PM
One new feature in the DLC is these item kiosks! This one in the trailer (seemingly mis-aligned, wtf 😅) contains a new item that briefly freezes time.

Once again, drawn in-game by ffive!
April 11, 2025 at 4:44 AM
MoinE pee iss Liek cHaneL numBre ffiVe
December 10, 2025 at 1:57 PM
GimmE ffivE miniTs,, oim dOnt nO waRe oim Left moinE keYs
March 30, 2026 at 6:45 PM
FFive FFests FFor FFido
@fistfest.org
July 14, 2026 at 4:42 PM
ReMeMburr yor ffiVe ah daY
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June 20, 2026 at 11:34 AM
On dA sixx day ov CRispmaUs Moine hoomaNz giF tWo meh
Sixx gEEzers LaYin,
FfiVe goLDen riNgss!
ForK aLL in bUrDs,
FRee FreMch heMs,
To turtle gLuvs,
Anna part ridDge an aH baRe tree 🎵
December 6, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Moine bigg brUvver knot dis hUge ELi,, hee ffiVe fooT nein
July 26, 2026 at 8:46 AM
FFIVE DAYS ;
September 14, 2026 at 2:02 PM
"WeL.aH wooD wOk ffivE hunDrid miLes,,🎶"
June 10, 2026 at 3:54 PM
On dA aTe daY ov crisPmaus moinE hooManz giv two meH
EigHt maTes wHiff miLk inn
sieviN swAns ah sWimmiN,
Sixx gEEzers LaYin,
FfiVe goLDen riNgss!
ForK aLL in bUrDs,
FRee FreMch heMs,
To turtle gLuvs,
Anna part ridDge an aH baRe tree 🎵
December 8, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Fans of FF (FFans?), here's one mag issue in particular you'll probably want to check out. It features (FFeatures?) five (FFive!) FFers: @jyzh.bsky.social @sydneyficant137.bsky.social @breewernicke.bsky.social @thelialao.bsky.social and @pvvamsidhar.bsky.social!!!
HAPPY PRIDE, ISSUE 2 IS OUT NOW FOR SUBSCRIBERS!!! Check your email! 🪐🗡️🌈

Issue 2 will be free online on June 15th—but if you'd like to support a queer magazine AND read Issue 2 without waiting, you can snag a copy now!

Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/s/3e872a158d
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June 1, 2026 at 2:47 PM
On dA tennF daY ov crisPmaus moinE hooManz giv two meH
Ten LoGs aLL eepinG
NeiN LaYdees daNsin!
EigHt maTes wHiff miLk inn
sieviN swAns ah sWimmiN,
Sixx gEEzers LaYin,
FfiVe goLDen riNgss!
ForK aLL in bUrDs,
FRee FreMch heMs,
To turtle gLuvs,
Anna part ridDge an aH baRe tree 🎵
December 10, 2025 at 7:27 AM
wie geisteskrank ist eigentlich dieser beat von mir 🔥
soundcloud.com/astralkoerpe...
coca pepsi
ffive starsss
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March 20, 2024 at 12:57 PM