animation for my fiancé! <3
February 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
animation for my fiancé! <3
Friend who works at the CIA tells me they’re replacing waterboarding with playing Kash Patel’s fiancé on a loop.
October 5, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Friend who works at the CIA tells me they’re replacing waterboarding with playing Kash Patel’s fiancé on a loop.
Who knew the first deportation was going to be Con Junior’s ex-fiancé Kimberly Gargoyle?
December 11, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Who knew the first deportation was going to be Con Junior’s ex-fiancé Kimberly Gargoyle?
Kristi Noem Looms In Background During Entire Episode Of ‘90 Day Fiancé’ https://theonion.com/kristi-noem-looms-in-background-during-entire-episode-of-90-day-fiance/
October 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Kristi Noem Looms In Background During Entire Episode Of ‘90 Day Fiancé’ https://theonion.com/kristi-noem-looms-in-background-during-entire-episode-of-90-day-fiance/
Listen up liberals.. my fiancé left me
November 23, 2024 at 8:30 AM
Listen up liberals.. my fiancé left me
I did this to my fiance
September 5, 2026 at 11:32 PM
I did this to my fiance
Josh Hawley’s fiancé won the Chiefs game.
September 21, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Josh Hawley’s fiancé won the Chiefs game.
November 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
It’s Feed Your Fiancé Friday everyone
November 15, 2024 at 3:04 PM
It’s Feed Your Fiancé Friday everyone
notable that he thinks his fiance getting abducted by ICE is something that happened to him, as opposed to her
"Nothing like this has ever happened to me. I have several businesses. I'm law-abiding and I pay a lot of tax."
August 7, 2026 at 1:11 AM
notable that he thinks his fiance getting abducted by ICE is something that happened to him, as opposed to her
Oh, wow! Fiancé of Travis Kelce, NFL player, is at the Knicks game!
June 11, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Oh, wow! Fiancé of Travis Kelce, NFL player, is at the Knicks game!
It's not cheating if you send your fiancé to Greece on a diplomatic mission
December 11, 2024 at 12:16 AM
It's not cheating if you send your fiancé to Greece on a diplomatic mission
Btw, this is her ex-fiancé she is talking about.
May 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Btw, this is her ex-fiancé she is talking about.
“Nacho cheese looking mother fucker.” -My fiancé
October 9, 2026 at 4:40 AM
“Nacho cheese looking mother fucker.” -My fiancé
I'M A FUCKIN' FIANCÉ 😭❤️
January 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I'M A FUCKIN' FIANCÉ 😭❤️
So I did a thing. And he said Yes!
May 24, 2026 at 5:48 PM
So I did a thing. And he said Yes!
look at my gorgeous fiancé
April 19, 2026 at 2:01 AM
look at my gorgeous fiancé
fiance AND the sidepiece? like, really???
September 20, 2024 at 4:07 AM
fiance AND the sidepiece? like, really???
December 10, 2024 at 5:55 PM
me and my fiance as pkmn trainers ♡
June 15, 2025 at 8:04 PM
me and my fiance as pkmn trainers ♡
July 17, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Fiance works his hair magic again
April 2, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Fiance works his hair magic again