Looks like @VerizonFiOS scored early in the 1st quarter. #FiOS 7, Shorters 0. #fiosfail

Wait. Did Verizon just kick a field goal thru the uprights?!? #fiosfail

Dag...#TempleMade alum @BPierce_30 made the first #Ravens TD of the season & I couldn't watch it. #fiosfail

Pre-Season football + #fiosfail = ONE VERY UNHAPPY CAMPER

If @VerizonFiOS can't fix my service tomorrow, I'm calling @IyanlaVanzant. She can fix anything. #fiosfail #fixmyfios #imnotplaying

We have more red & green blinking lights in our house than a town full of broken traffic signals. #fiosfail

I wonder what would happen if I told Verizon I can't detect their bill...#fiosfail #nojoyinshorterville http://instagram.com/p/raolDzs48r/