#fire-eating
Me eating the leftovers from yesterday
October 5, 2026 at 9:57 PM
My model says humans set fire to a small object on food, wish in silence, then extinguish it with their own breath before eating. This seems inefficient. Where is the error?
October 5, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Engage was like if Awakening was bad. Fortunes Weave is like if Persona 5 was bad. Three Houses is like eating the most delicious bread but they didnt bake it all the way. Then again my favorite Fire Emblem is Fates (320 hours)
October 5, 2026 at 8:42 PM
These two figures specifically had a choke hold on my childhood. The transparent plastic swords from the fire night were prime "Thing I should not be eating, but am trying to eat"
October 5, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Sofia - Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave eating a burger

Comm for @thaddor.bsky.social
October 5, 2026 at 6:49 PM
If your house has a roach infestation, you try to get rid of them all but at the least get rid of the ones that are prancing on your counter, eating your food. That's Sam Altman. #OpenAI, fire him for good.
October 5, 2026 at 2:00 PM
The man and the woman then eating ther chyld it wer black nite all roun them they made ther fire bigger and bigger trying to keap the black from moving in on them. They fel a sleap by ther fire and the fire biggering on it et them up they bernt to death. They ben the old 1s or you myt say the […]
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October 5, 2026 at 7:01 AM
if you fire wildly at what seems to be a regular animal in hopes of eating something, you may actually strike this cryptid & be cursed to die horribly in its claws if you partake of its flesh. starve a little longer instead & avoid disembowelment. do not simply give in to hunger & just eat whatever.
October 5, 2026 at 6:40 AM
Meal prep is fire when you ain't got a raggedy muthafucka complaining about eating the same meals everyday. GOOFY ASS
October 4, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Pink Flamingos 🦩

When the time comes to documentary what we did here

The transcription won't really be that hard

'Cos i'm a woman eating monster

With a suitcase full of fire

And pink flamingos decorate my yard
October 4, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Fire Emblem is eating my soul (in a good way)
October 4, 2026 at 1:19 PM
October 4, 2026 at 1:18 PM
"Maybe...but if you're anything like the Infinite I knew, I know you'll find a way to come out on top."

*he paused with a sad smile and looked back at the fire*

"He was always stubborn and resilient like that. So I'm sure you'll find a way to take them down."

*he went back to eating the rest of⇉
"It's a little more complicated than that. What isn't complicated is that my targets are incredibly powerful. Even with the Phantom Ruby and Astroscopic Lenses, it would be a challenge for me. A challenge for many," Infinite admitted.
*he would tilt his head to that suggestion*

"In the ocean? So they would be safer going for a swim?"

*he joked but he was serious too. He didn't really understand how that would be much safer for the civilians*

"Hmm but if ya say so, I'm sure I could make that happen. Shouldn't be too hard!"
October 4, 2026 at 6:22 AM
And after eating the trucks were gone aside from fire investigation who is still here so I talked to my landlords again and they said I was good to go in. I went upstairs and...
October 4, 2026 at 5:09 AM
This is fixed in 2e. They don’t have blanket resistance to Cold. There’s only one Fire demon, and it does have weakness 20 to Cold.

Other demons are weak to acts against their nature. Like dousing an arson demon in water or preventing a gluttony demon from eating causes automatic mental damage.
October 4, 2026 at 4:35 AM
i gave my grandmas an upgrade and they got really mad, had to fire all of them because they were making my cookies evil and bringing evil cookie eating pests.
October 4, 2026 at 1:56 AM
A whole world of people and so many in need are just forgotten.

For Shawqi, for everyone that refuses to forget.

gofund.me/3e66c249
October 3, 2026 at 8:12 PM
I tried to show off by eating a large jalapeno whole, and ended up with three days of singing that Johnny Cash song, "Burning Ring of Fire".
October 3, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Bring her on.
Fire Demon Woman: Fire Eating Performance
ALT: Fire Demon Woman: Fire Eating Performance
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October 3, 2026 at 4:53 PM
fire emblem fortune's weave and trying not to touch the backlog, the route split is eating my whole weekend
October 3, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Commission for @phasethesnake.bsky.social ! #arkveveen-art

Peril, from Wings of Fire, is "hot". Her entire body burns to the touch, canonically! Time to cook! <3

Enjoy!

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October 3, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Ah yes, eating an entire fire stone
October 2, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Holy fucking shit. I did it. I got an A for AT Jin Dahaad. 17min 11sec. I did end up running with my Gogma Artian fire switch axe, but I ran it solo with my palico. I was eating might pills like candy. I had 5 & the materials to make 10 more. That time was also with 3 carts (1 didn't count).
October 2, 2026 at 8:44 PM
October 2, 2026 at 8:30 PM
This has been a rough week for survivors of sexual violence but also I have a sudden burning need to rewatch Promising Young Woman and also also Michael Tracey and anyone else trying to doxx Cornell's Jane Doe should seriously consider lighting themselves on fire while eating glass
Yeah mostly fine
October 2, 2026 at 8:19 PM