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BradyGagaXXX

@bradygaga09xxx.bsky.social

I got fired for a dick pic that apparently was circling the staff without my consent…so here’s my consent during this snowed in bullshit. Also you know what? I’m going to celebrate and venture around my neighborhood taking and giving loads god damnit! #gaypig #cumdump #proudfag #fireme #fatcock

January 27, 2026 at 7:16 PM

Imasteffy

@imasteffy.bsky.social

Trump wants flags raised for his inauguration which shows complete disrespect for Former President Carter. I won't raise that flag until 30 days have passed. No matter what. I'm prepared to die on this hill. #fireme

January 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM

JustBri

@bestladyaround.bsky.social

Lastly. #fireme. #fuckzuck #iwouldratherbehomeless #doneitbefore

January 19, 2025 at 5:05 AM

J. MF Grant

@deadcoil.bsky.social

Shit gettin weird out thar.

New Jersey Fire Departments Urged To Stay Clear Of Crashed Drones

New Jersey fire departments on alert as drones create safety concerns. Urgent bulletin warns against approaching crashed drones. Safety protocols issued to protect firefighters. President of NJ Fireme...

nj1015.com

December 13, 2024 at 6:35 PM

Sabres in Scotland

@sabresgreig.bsky.social

Starting to think I’m the @sabres.com problem. 1-7-2 this season so far 😩. Don’t fire Kevyn, #FireMe

December 12, 2024 at 8:46 PM

Ghoulmy

@hexwaifu.bsky.social

I finished my audiobook after 13 hrs, 9.8/10. But I felt so empty that I just... Started it up again 🫠📖

#bars? #yeahilistentoeroticaatwork #fireme

March 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM

Rosegarden54🦋💙🦋

@rosegarden54.bsky.social

Read "I’m Sorry, But These Memes About Trump On 9/11 Are Just Very Funny" on SmartNews: l.smartnews.com/p-8sNxpZfO/S...

I'm Sorry, But These Memes About Trump On 9/11 Are Just Very Funny (BuzzFeed)

Donald Trump told a wild story about 9/11 that people don't believe for one second!He explained, "We thought it was coming down on top of us, and two fireme...

l.smartnews.com

September 9, 2026 at 8:40 PM

AirSafety #OTD by Francisco Cunha

@ondisasters.bsky.social

#Thread Longer video of the occurrence youtu.be/qhajoju_7Qc

US Navy F-4J Phantom II aircraft takeoff and crash in St. Louis, Missouri; Fireme...HD Stock Footage

YouTube video by CriticalPast

youtu.be

March 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM

wildwestleft.bsky.social

@wildwestleft.bsky.social

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Sue (@fishyfish18)

Do our soldiers, sailores and marines know that double tap attacks are a war crime? That’s when a first bombing is followed with a second attack after the first responders -paramedics, doctors, fireme...

substack.com

April 3, 2026 at 2:07 PM

PaulinaCrystine

@paulinacd.bsky.social

l.smartnews.com/p-8sNxpZfO/i...

I'm Sorry, But These Memes About Trump On 9/11 Are Just Very Funny (BuzzFeed)

Donald Trump told a wild story about 9/11 that people don't believe for one second!He explained, "We thought it was coming down on top of us, and two fireme...

l.smartnews.com

September 12, 2026 at 1:46 AM

ŦỮŁŁ¥🌼

@tully.sheshed.rocks

Federal Government to NJ about mystery drones: Nothing to worry about people!

However, do call the bomb squad & haz-mat teams if you encounter a downed drone. Also, it can mess with communications and two-way radio systems in immediate area.

#UAP #NJ

nj1015.com/stay-away-nj...

New Jersey Fire Departments Urged To Stay Clear Of Crashed Drones

New Jersey fire departments on alert as drones create safety concerns. Urgent bulletin warns against approaching crashed drones. Safety protocols issued to protect firefighters. President of NJ Fireme...

nj1015.com

December 13, 2024 at 7:04 PM

Patrick

@antellopy.bsky.social

Very little about Trump can make me laugh.

Read "A New 9/11 Meme About Donald Trump Is Going Viral, And He’s Definitely Not Going To Like It" on SmartNews: l.smartnews.com/p-8sNxpZfO/f...

Donald Trump Is Absolutely Going To Lose It Over This 9/11 Meme (BuzzFeed)

Donald Trump told a wild story about 9/11 that people don't believe for one second!He explained, "We thought it was coming down on top of us, and two fireme...

l.smartnews.com

September 9, 2026 at 7:02 PM

Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈

@lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy

Shoutout to the Dutch Greens who are turning heads!

#jasonarday #nathanconfas #ghentuniversity #greens

“The decision was made by rector Petra De Sutter, a former leader of the
Green Party."

Iwas just suspended by Ghent University. They will almost certainly
“ fireme.

The decision was made by rector Petra De Sutter, a former leader of

the Green Party.

— Nathan Cofnas (@nathancofnas) August 20,2026

August 20, 2026 at 3:18 PM

The Knack Planet

@theknackplanet.bsky.social

There's a b in dumb.

And there's a J in DJT. That one is for Jenius.

#Turd-Reich
#satire
#fireme

May 27, 2026 at 6:10 PM

The power of now

@mag53.bsky.social

Go ahead DT & GOP try to federalize the 911 memorial in NYC. Take monies away from fireme, Policeofficets & tjrir families see where that will get you. Like you republicans have not fríes the money wells American programs you are just mad & recentful at the northern district jurdistiction

September 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM

Dadditude Era

@zennjnothing.bsky.social

(Extremely Glenn Danzig voice) I AM NOTJUST A MIS FIT
I AM NOTJUST A NIT WIT
YOU CAN’T FIREME I QUIT
WHY
DON’TI
FIT IN??
WHOOOOA HO HO
WHOOOOA HO HO HO

December 25, 2023 at 3:14 AM