Floofy sunbathing creetur WIP.
Plus dragon burd getting soft fireproof nest material
Plus dragon burd getting soft fireproof nest material
September 11, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Floofy sunbathing creetur WIP.
Plus dragon burd getting soft fireproof nest material
Plus dragon burd getting soft fireproof nest material
Smoke in your hotel bed all you want. Our linens 98% fireproof.
July 27, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Smoke in your hotel bed all you want. Our linens 98% fireproof.
….fireproof plastic surgery….
March 31, 2025 at 5:21 PM
….fireproof plastic surgery….
April 24, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Under the Boardwalk (The Drifters)
And your shoes get so hot you wish your tired feet were fireproof
And your shoes get so hot you wish your tired feet were fireproof
October 4, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Under the Boardwalk (The Drifters)
And your shoes get so hot you wish your tired feet were fireproof
And your shoes get so hot you wish your tired feet were fireproof
they can fireproof it to hell but life, uh, life finds a way
Goat down! I repeat: Goat down! www.dn.se/sverige/stor...
December 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
they can fireproof it to hell but life, uh, life finds a way
I made a whole space suit costume for this, and the orange overalls came with a fireproof coating that absolutely stank. So I washed them, and now ALL my clothes stink. (And maybe are fireproof?)
In conclusion, this level of commitment deserves a repost.
In conclusion, this level of commitment deserves a repost.
October 24, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I made a whole space suit costume for this, and the orange overalls came with a fireproof coating that absolutely stank. So I washed them, and now ALL my clothes stink. (And maybe are fireproof?)
In conclusion, this level of commitment deserves a repost.
In conclusion, this level of commitment deserves a repost.
When all precautions and fire safety regulations fail, this fireproof volunteer is there to drag you out of the burning wreckage.
July 15, 2026 at 4:48 PM
When all precautions and fire safety regulations fail, this fireproof volunteer is there to drag you out of the burning wreckage.
“fireproof atheist in a world where the gods are trigger happy with lightning bolts” is one of my favorite bits Terry ever did
August 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
“fireproof atheist in a world where the gods are trigger happy with lightning bolts” is one of my favorite bits Terry ever did
🎵 There ain't no such thing as a fireproof home, fireproof home, fireproof home. There ain't no such thing as a fireproof home, the best we can do is RESISTANT.
If we could have a fireproof home, fireproof home, fireproof home, if we could have a fireproof home, no one would die in forest fires 🎶
If we could have a fireproof home, fireproof home, fireproof home, if we could have a fireproof home, no one would die in forest fires 🎶
January 16, 2025 at 10:08 AM
🎵 There ain't no such thing as a fireproof home, fireproof home, fireproof home. There ain't no such thing as a fireproof home, the best we can do is RESISTANT.
If we could have a fireproof home, fireproof home, fireproof home, if we could have a fireproof home, no one would die in forest fires 🎶
If we could have a fireproof home, fireproof home, fireproof home, if we could have a fireproof home, no one would die in forest fires 🎶
"How was he supposed to know the dog was fireproof", as they say.
April 15, 2026 at 3:16 AM
"How was he supposed to know the dog was fireproof", as they say.
Lorenzo sometimes forgets that not all of his clothes are fireproof...
November 18, 2024 at 11:08 PM
Lorenzo sometimes forgets that not all of his clothes are fireproof...
And well, I'm sorry we're not all big muscular fireproof dragons.
May 17, 2026 at 1:49 PM
And well, I'm sorry we're not all big muscular fireproof dragons.
So, fun fact, asbestos killed my Grandad. You don't play about with the fireproof cancer rock.
E.P.A. Plans to Reconsider a Ban on Cancer-Causing Asbestos ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ www.nytimes.com/2025/06/16/u...
E.P.A. Plans to Reconsider a Ban on Cancer-Causing Asbestos
www.nytimes.com
June 17, 2025 at 11:51 AM
So, fun fact, asbestos killed my Grandad. You don't play about with the fireproof cancer rock.
People still think the Targaryens are 100% fireproof. D&D your sins are legion!
July 16, 2026 at 8:09 PM
People still think the Targaryens are 100% fireproof. D&D your sins are legion!
Fisher dragon fur is soft, waterproof, and fireproof, and makes for good birb nests
August 30, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Fisher dragon fur is soft, waterproof, and fireproof, and makes for good birb nests
We would all prefer the structural engineer who would make the building fireproof, but I’m still going to vote for the fireman over the fire.
Look, I've voted in every midterm and presidential election since 1990, the first year I was eligible.
I wish there was a president I wanted to vote for this year, but I sure as hell want to vote against Project 2025.
I wish there was a president I wanted to vote for this year, but I sure as hell want to vote against Project 2025.
July 8, 2024 at 12:53 AM
We would all prefer the structural engineer who would make the building fireproof, but I’m still going to vote for the fireman over the fire.