If it were true that
Vance used fireworks with his young children we should alert children’s services. And are fireworks even legal where this allegedly happened? Oh forgot laws don’t apply to
Top federal officials these days
Vance used fireworks with his young children we should alert children’s services. And are fireworks even legal where this allegedly happened? Oh forgot laws don’t apply to
Top federal officials these days
October 28, 2026 at 7:23 PM
If it were true that
Vance used fireworks with his young children we should alert children’s services. And are fireworks even legal where this allegedly happened? Oh forgot laws don’t apply to
Top federal officials these days
Vance used fireworks with his young children we should alert children’s services. And are fireworks even legal where this allegedly happened? Oh forgot laws don’t apply to
Top federal officials these days
So he's out blowing off fireworks ahead of Diwali but can't pronounce the names of middle eastern countries. OK
"There were like 35 Secret Service agents and 25 staffers who knew what I dipshit I was" -- JD Vance, campaigning in North Carolina, tells a deeply weird story about how he was playing with fireworks with his kids a few days ago and let one explode in his hand, burning his fingers 😳
October 28, 2026 at 7:23 PM
So he's out blowing off fireworks ahead of Diwali but can't pronounce the names of middle eastern countries. OK
Fireworks! How beautiful. Wish it could last all night long. If they turn off the lights it will be even better to see.
October 28, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Fireworks! How beautiful. Wish it could last all night long. If they turn off the lights it will be even better to see.
He should not be trusted with an awful lot more than just fireworks.
October 28, 2026 at 7:22 PM
He should not be trusted with an awful lot more than just fireworks.
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Tesco: Stop Selling Fireworks
Every year, fireworks cause fear and distress for animals and people across the country. Pets can be left trembling or hiding, wildlife can be frightened, and loud, unexpected bangs can be particularl...
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October 28, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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Is THIS the new MAGA Republican party tactic to connect with the average citizen...bizarre TMI stories or rambling?
Whether it's fireworks/fingers/dipshits or asses/$5k burgers at MAL/raking in tons of $...it's all cringe.
Whether it's fireworks/fingers/dipshits or asses/$5k burgers at MAL/raking in tons of $...it's all cringe.
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October 28, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Is THIS the new MAGA Republican party tactic to connect with the average citizen...bizarre TMI stories or rambling?
Whether it's fireworks/fingers/dipshits or asses/$5k burgers at MAL/raking in tons of $...it's all cringe.
Whether it's fireworks/fingers/dipshits or asses/$5k burgers at MAL/raking in tons of $...it's all cringe.
See also: JD Vance calling himself a dipshit because he doesn’t know how to handle fireworks. Which reminds me: how much are you paying for gas right now?
My students & I talked about why Trump keeps saying gross things about people’s bodies in class. It’s because it works. He says some gross thing & everyone talks about it (the reporter requests be insane). When we’re talking about that gross thing we’re not talking about Trump’s failed presidency.
Trump: Arnold Palmer was all man. This man was strong and tough. And I refuse to say it, but when he took showers with the other pros, they came out of there and said, 'Oh my god. That's unbelievable.'
October 28, 2026 at 7:21 PM
See also: JD Vance calling himself a dipshit because he doesn’t know how to handle fireworks. Which reminds me: how much are you paying for gas right now?
This cause is close to my heart - please sign: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/te...
Tesco: Stop Selling Fireworks
Every year, fireworks cause fear and distress for animals and people across the country. Pets can be left trembling or hiding, wildlife can be frightened, and loud, unexpected bangs can be particularl...
you.38degrees.org.uk
October 28, 2026 at 7:21 PM
This cause is close to my heart - please sign: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/te...
“I should not be trusted with fireworks,” says the man who is one heartbeat away from the nuclear codes.
October 28, 2026 at 7:20 PM
“I should not be trusted with fireworks,” says the man who is one heartbeat away from the nuclear codes.
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October 28, 2026 at 7:20 PM
We all know he’s a dioshit, but glad he could confirm he can’t be trusted with safely handling fireworks or his own children.
He’s also affirming how unfit he is for office.
He’s also affirming how unfit he is for office.
"There were like 35 Secret Service agents and 25 staffers who knew what I dipshit I was" -- JD Vance, campaigning in North Carolina, tells a deeply weird story about how he was playing with fireworks with his kids a few days ago and let one explode in his hand, burning his fingers 😳
October 28, 2026 at 7:20 PM
We all know he’s a dioshit, but glad he could confirm he can’t be trusted with safely handling fireworks or his own children.
He’s also affirming how unfit he is for office.
He’s also affirming how unfit he is for office.
What are we setting fireworks off for in (checks notes) late October??? Shoot the big one up for Columbus day? Like, wtf.
October 28, 2026 at 7:19 PM
What are we setting fireworks off for in (checks notes) late October??? Shoot the big one up for Columbus day? Like, wtf.
Who plays with fireworks anyway?
October 28, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Who plays with fireworks anyway?
I get wanting to celebrate a Seahawks win but dude it is October leave the fireworks behind and just fuck a couch to celebrate.
"There were like 35 Secret Service agents and 25 staffers who knew what I dipshit I was" -- JD Vance, campaigning in North Carolina, tells a deeply weird story about how he was playing with fireworks with his kids a few days ago and let one explode in his hand, burning his fingers 😳
October 28, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I get wanting to celebrate a Seahawks win but dude it is October leave the fireworks behind and just fuck a couch to celebrate.
Those fireworks had ONE JOB!
October 28, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Those fireworks had ONE JOB!
Imagine having that many security personnel nearby and still ending up with burned fingers. Hopefully, the lesson here is that fireworks are not something to handle carelessly.
"There were like 35 Secret Service agents and 25 staffers who knew what I dipshit I was" -- JD Vance, campaigning in North Carolina, tells a deeply weird story about how he was playing with fireworks with his kids a few days ago and let one explode in his hand, burning his fingers 😳
October 28, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Imagine having that many security personnel nearby and still ending up with burned fingers. Hopefully, the lesson here is that fireworks are not something to handle carelessly.
So, 60 people were watching him "playing with fireworks?" 🤷🤬
"There were like 35 Secret Service agents and 25 staffers who knew what I dipshit I was" -- JD Vance, campaigning in North Carolina, tells a deeply weird story about how he was playing with fireworks with his kids a few days ago and let one explode in his hand, burning his fingers 😳
October 28, 2026 at 7:17 PM
So, 60 people were watching him "playing with fireworks?" 🤷🤬
That sounds like a frightening situation that could have ended much worse. Fireworks require caution, and children need adults to set a responsible example around them.
October 28, 2026 at 7:17 PM
That sounds like a frightening situation that could have ended much worse. Fireworks require caution, and children need adults to set a responsible example around them.
So, 60 people were watching him "playing with fireworks?" 🤷🤬
October 28, 2026 at 7:17 PM
So, 60 people were watching him "playing with fireworks?" 🤷🤬
Allowing anyone under 18 to handle fireworks in Ohio is against the law.
Lock him up!
Lock him up!
October 28, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Allowing anyone under 18 to handle fireworks in Ohio is against the law.
Lock him up!
Lock him up!
As an Ohioan who has been lighting off fireworks my whole life how did you get this far in our hellstate? What do you mean you set a mortar on the ground JD?
"There were like 35 Secret Service agents and 25 staffers who knew what I dipshit I was" -- JD Vance, campaigning in North Carolina, tells a deeply weird story about how he was playing with fireworks with his kids a few days ago and let one explode in his hand, burning his fingers 😳
October 28, 2026 at 7:17 PM
As an Ohioan who has been lighting off fireworks my whole life how did you get this far in our hellstate? What do you mean you set a mortar on the ground JD?
We love to play with fireworks in the middle of October, with no apparent holidays and fallen leaves, during a drought, with our preschool children don't we folks. Yale law everybody.
"There were like 35 Secret Service agents and 25 staffers who knew what I dipshit I was" -- JD Vance, campaigning in North Carolina, tells a deeply weird story about how he was playing with fireworks with his kids a few days ago and let one explode in his hand, burning his fingers 😳
October 28, 2026 at 7:16 PM
We love to play with fireworks in the middle of October, with no apparent holidays and fallen leaves, during a drought, with our preschool children don't we folks. Yale law everybody.
“…playing with fireworks a few days ago…”
October 28, 2026 at 7:15 PM
“…playing with fireworks a few days ago…”
Tells a story, must likely coming from lying JD. But short story and the truth of the matter, he's surrounded by secret service/staff members that we the people pay for. The one truth that came from him, he should not be trusted. But I'm not talking about fireworks.
"There were like 35 Secret Service agents and 25 staffers who knew what I dipshit I was" -- JD Vance, campaigning in North Carolina, tells a deeply weird story about how he was playing with fireworks with his kids a few days ago and let one explode in his hand, burning his fingers 😳
October 28, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Tells a story, must likely coming from lying JD. But short story and the truth of the matter, he's surrounded by secret service/staff members that we the people pay for. The one truth that came from him, he should not be trusted. But I'm not talking about fireworks.