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just-jack-1.bsky.social
Houston, we have a first buddy problem

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTY2gSAUH/
It's First Buddy Elon Musk! The friend who never leaves your side. Ever. #DailyShow #ElonMusk #FirstBuddy #Trump
TikTok video by The Daily Show
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November 21, 2024 at 9:36 PM
shannondrake.bsky.social
This was before #Elon graduated from #FirstBuddy to #FirstLadyElonia to now Shadow #PresidentMusk

#FuckZuck
#FuckPutin
#FuckTrump
#Resist
January 26, 2025 at 6:15 AM
presidentleonskum.bsky.social
Me and who?
#VPTrump #PresidentMusk #PresidentSkum #FOTUS #Besties #YoureMyBestFriend #FirstBuddy #PunchNazis #EatTheRich
January 22, 2025 at 6:56 AM
lancetay.bsky.social
#Elmo #FirstBuddy
November 16, 2024 at 11:22 PM
bonkski.bsky.social
#FirstBuddy #ElonMusk #ElonTrump #DonaldMusk #DonaldTrump
December 7, 2024 at 5:03 AM
strea3m.bsky.social
Elon learning what many before him did about what his FirstBuddy calls loyalty - it's a transaction and you're out as soon as I no longer gain benefits from you.

Bad for him, good for the country! Although it's just the tip of the iceberg, it's something, so yay.

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Krassenstein on Substack
BREAKING: Trump has told his inner circle Elon Musk will be stepping back soon.
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April 2, 2025 at 6:08 PM
nevergiveup68.bsky.social
Oh, how I love to post pics of Elonia like this! #firstbuddy
December 17, 2024 at 2:57 AM
photoframd.bsky.social
The clock is ticking on the #FirstBuddy 🤣🤣🤣
November 25, 2024 at 6:53 PM
It has ALWAYS been about relaxing regulations and ultimately, sanctions.

#FirstBuddy #Trump
#Tesla #Greed #Pollution #Toxins
#EnvironmentalRacism #Rico #Russia #FollowtheMoney
December 2, 2024 at 9:13 AM
opheliasbazaar.substack.com
From freezing IRS investigations into billionaires, to giving a meme-coin fan club access to our financial systems—what could possibly go wrong?
#FirstBuddy #MuskTakeover
February 16, 2025 at 4:29 AM
mitzjams.bsky.social
Trumps #FirstBuddy
November 21, 2024 at 11:23 PM
steveglewis11.bsky.social
I Bet He Didn't Talk To 1 Of Them. Awful Father, #FirstBuddy
slayeragolf.bsky.social Agolf Twitler Slayer @slayeragolf.bsky.social · Nov 29
Elon Musk has 12 children and spent his Thanksgiving with donald trump

What an awful father!
November 29, 2024 at 10:03 PM
segiunleashed.bsky.social
🤣🤣🤣🤣 again, where’s the lie!?! #trump #elonmusk #president #firstbuddy #defeactopresident #clownshow
December 22, 2024 at 9:01 PM
janniemcjanjan.bsky.social
Eloon is the #FirstBuddy.
Whether Cheezus likes it or not.
x.com/TheDailyShow...
November 25, 2024 at 7:11 PM
mishasgeorge.bsky.social
No stopping me now 🇺🇸

#elonmusk #doge #departmentofgovernmentefficiency
#departmentofguteverything #donandelonforever #firstbuddy #stinkfist #elbowdeep
November 13, 2024 at 9:45 PM
hbeggspert.bsky.social
Back in my day someone like this was called a lulz cow and not emperor of the efficiency council and #firstbuddy
November 28, 2024 at 7:20 PM
reverendjesus.com
#FirstBuddy
November 25, 2024 at 1:38 AM
bonkski.bsky.social
Yeah and that Elon is the first buddy...🤣
#FirstBuddy #TheDailyShow #ElonMusk #PresidentMusk
#ElonSucksSoHard #FuckYouFascist #Elon #Musk #Trump
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January 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
ctrlaltresist.com
From the makers of #QAnon and the school of unchecked narcissism: #FirstBuddy! For children aspiring to break orbit—or democracy. Because who needs functionality when you’ve got #dictator vibes?

Warning: This toy may inspire delusions of grandeur and extreme tweeting.
A satirical toy package labeled "First Buddy: A Powerful Pal" priced at $250M. The box features a doll wearing blue striped shirt and overalls, standing behind an illustration of the White House. The package includes humorous warnings like "May cause extreme self-promotion" and "Brain not included." The design mimics retro toy packaging with bright colors and lightning bolt decorations. Text indicates it's "From the makers of Qanon."
December 8, 2024 at 6:58 PM
ericmack81.bsky.social
#firstbuddy
November 24, 2024 at 10:12 PM
bethjustbeth.bsky.social
That made me laugh.
I think we need to make #firstBuddy stick.
Hahahahaha
Gotta believe there is not room anywhere for those 2 huge egos.
November 26, 2024 at 10:55 AM
ladywildfella.bsky.social
trump's good buddy...
www.tiktok.com/@thedailysho...
It's First Buddy Elon Musk! The friend who never leaves your side. Ever. #DailyShow #ElonMusk #FirstBuddy #Trump
TikTok video by The Daily Show
www.tiktok.com
December 1, 2024 at 4:45 PM
nikkithefurious.bsky.social
#Elon is a rogue nation with access to our social security information. His greedy hands are all up in our cookies.

#elonmemes #elonmusk #pultocracy #fascism #billionairescum #billionairesociopaths #oligoarchy #firstbuddy #thisissomebullshit
Elon Musk does not belong here. Like the Radiohead song CREEP is about him.
February 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
jlburgoyne.bsky.social
Seems like a good time for a reminder that "move fast and break things" is the motto of Silicon Valley.

Elon Musk seems determined to bring this attitude to the federal government. I don't think I need to point out what a bad idea that is.

#firstbuddy
February 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
ctrlaltresist.com
From the makers of #QAnon and the school of unchecked narcissism: #FirstBuddy! For children aspiring to break orbit—or democracy. Because who needs functionality when you’ve got #dictator vibes?

Warning: This toy may inspire delusions of grandeur and extreme tweeting.

#elonmusk #dorkmaga
A satirical toy package labeled "First Buddy: A Powerful Pal" priced at $250M. The box features a doll wearing blue striped shirt and overalls, standing behind an illustration of the White House. The package includes humorous warnings like "May cause extreme self-promotion" and "Brain not included." The design mimics retro toy packaging with bright colors and lightning bolt decorations. Text indicates it's "From the makers of Qanon."
December 8, 2024 at 8:49 PM