Finally?
Blue Slippery Fishmeat
Blue Slippery Fishmeat
October 21, 2023 at 7:14 AM
Finally?
Blue Slippery Fishmeat
Blue Slippery Fishmeat
I work at Apple and every night they strap me into a booth and let me choose 1,000 people’s alarm clocks to silence. They strap me in and I strain to reach the buttons with my tongue. Thrash against the straps like a muscle of fishmeat. Blister my tongue against the hot buttons.
September 2, 2026 at 3:10 PM
I work at Apple and every night they strap me into a booth and let me choose 1,000 people’s alarm clocks to silence. They strap me in and I strain to reach the buttons with my tongue. Thrash against the straps like a muscle of fishmeat. Blister my tongue against the hot buttons.
'Severance' would get a lot more interesting if Helly, dressed as a maid, strapped Mark to a gurney and tickled his feet with a feather duster. P-PLEASE, he'd bellow, body thrashing against the restraints like a muscle of fishmeat.
She'd only smirk.
She'd only smirk.
March 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
'Severance' would get a lot more interesting if Helly, dressed as a maid, strapped Mark to a gurney and tickled his feet with a feather duster. P-PLEASE, he'd bellow, body thrashing against the restraints like a muscle of fishmeat.
She'd only smirk.
She'd only smirk.
🎶 Fish farms on the moon
And let's breed plaice among the stars
Let's see if sardines can fuck on Jupiter and Mars
In other words:
Space-based cod
In other words:
Floating fishmeat...
And let's breed plaice among the stars
Let's see if sardines can fuck on Jupiter and Mars
In other words:
Space-based cod
In other words:
Floating fishmeat...
Sea bass in space: why fish farms on the moon may be closer than you think
Sea bass in space: why fish farms on the moon may be closer than you think
The Lunar Hatch project aims to blast eggs into space, hoping that aquaculture will provide protein for astronauts on missions
www.theguardian.com
April 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
🎶 Fish farms on the moon
And let's breed plaice among the stars
Let's see if sardines can fuck on Jupiter and Mars
In other words:
Space-based cod
In other words:
Floating fishmeat...
And let's breed plaice among the stars
Let's see if sardines can fuck on Jupiter and Mars
In other words:
Space-based cod
In other words:
Floating fishmeat...
Imagine if the Seahawks QB ends up on a gurney. “Is he injured?!” But no!—The cheerleaders strapped him in, they’re tickling his feet with feathers 🤣 P-PLEASE, he bellows, body thrashing against the restraints like a dumb slab of fishmeat.
The cheerleaders only smirk.
The cheerleaders only smirk.
February 9, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Imagine if the Seahawks QB ends up on a gurney. “Is he injured?!” But no!—The cheerleaders strapped him in, they’re tickling his feet with feathers 🤣 P-PLEASE, he bellows, body thrashing against the restraints like a dumb slab of fishmeat.
The cheerleaders only smirk.
The cheerleaders only smirk.
Gonna refer to all fish as “fishmeat” from now on
January 24, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Gonna refer to all fish as “fishmeat” from now on
(Me trying to be smart) Ummm ummmm the bones are there because Inigo eat and absorb fishmeat to retain seacreature-ness. Jk
April 1, 2026 at 8:38 AM
(Me trying to be smart) Ummm ummmm the bones are there because Inigo eat and absorb fishmeat to retain seacreature-ness. Jk
It's only fishmeat if it comes from the Atlantic region, otherwise it's just sparkling seafood
January 24, 2025 at 2:43 PM
It's only fishmeat if it comes from the Atlantic region, otherwise it's just sparkling seafood
I’d definitely eat that, though I’d be a little disappointed it wasn’t Swedish fishmeat balls.
February 24, 2024 at 5:03 PM
I’d definitely eat that, though I’d be a little disappointed it wasn’t Swedish fishmeat balls.
I designed my fishheads many years before Stranger Things came out, and now everyone thinks they're a Demogorgon ripoff! They ain't, these poor lads are simply human junkies addicted to hallucinogenic mutagenic fishmeat from another dimension!
February 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I designed my fishheads many years before Stranger Things came out, and now everyone thinks they're a Demogorgon ripoff! They ain't, these poor lads are simply human junkies addicted to hallucinogenic mutagenic fishmeat from another dimension!
Endurance [Heroic: Failure]: As you open the next case of cat food, you are greeted with the fetid, phallic scent of rotten fishmeat. The overwhelming stench fills your existence with immediate dread.
One of these cans has broken in transit, and you must spend an extra ten minutes inspecting each.
One of these cans has broken in transit, and you must spend an extra ten minutes inspecting each.
game like disco elysium but it's about working retail
July 21, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Endurance [Heroic: Failure]: As you open the next case of cat food, you are greeted with the fetid, phallic scent of rotten fishmeat. The overwhelming stench fills your existence with immediate dread.
One of these cans has broken in transit, and you must spend an extra ten minutes inspecting each.
One of these cans has broken in transit, and you must spend an extra ten minutes inspecting each.
Some people find meaning in dreams. I dreamt that The Incredibles teamed up with someone named "Fishmeat guy" to fight Popeye in a Stater Bros parking lot. It ends with fishmeat guy throwing Popeye into a trash can and brushing his teeth over it.
That had no meaning whatsoever.
That had no meaning whatsoever.
November 17, 2024 at 10:55 AM
Some people find meaning in dreams. I dreamt that The Incredibles teamed up with someone named "Fishmeat guy" to fight Popeye in a Stater Bros parking lot. It ends with fishmeat guy throwing Popeye into a trash can and brushing his teeth over it.
That had no meaning whatsoever.
That had no meaning whatsoever.
Betta Fish: Shitty Aquarium
https://www.flakefood.com/689427/betta-fish-shitty-aquarium/
This was Tom Fishmeat Spoon. My second Betta ever that I got when I was 32. It’s a 3gal 360 tank with way too much gravel but I had read they needed shallow spaces. Double whammy with the SpongeBob house …
https://www.flakefood.com/689427/betta-fish-shitty-aquarium/
This was Tom Fishmeat Spoon. My second Betta ever that I got when I was 32. It’s a 3gal 360 tank with way too much gravel but I had read they needed shallow spaces. Double whammy with the SpongeBob house …
Betta Fish: Shitty Aquarium
This was Tom Fishmeat Spoon. My second Betta ever that I got when I was 32. It’s a 3gal 360 tank with way too much gravel but I had read they needed shallow spaces. Double whammy with the SpongeBob house but I had no idea at the time and my 4yo, who picked the name btw, picked the house. I thought I was hot shit because my first betta was when I was 14 and I was forced to keep him in an empty bowl in a dark bathroom. Tom Fishmeat Spoon was re-homed when we moved out of state,
www.flakefood.com
May 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Betta Fish: Shitty Aquarium
https://www.flakefood.com/689427/betta-fish-shitty-aquarium/
This was Tom Fishmeat Spoon. My second Betta ever that I got when I was 32. It’s a 3gal 360 tank with way too much gravel but I had read they needed shallow spaces. Double whammy with the SpongeBob house …
https://www.flakefood.com/689427/betta-fish-shitty-aquarium/
This was Tom Fishmeat Spoon. My second Betta ever that I got when I was 32. It’s a 3gal 360 tank with way too much gravel but I had read they needed shallow spaces. Double whammy with the SpongeBob house …
Anyhow, today's new curse word: Fishmeat Sandwich. (Or Sammich, depending upon regional preferences.)
Example: "Tony? That fuckin' guy's a goddamn fishmeat sammich!"
Example: "Tony? That fuckin' guy's a goddamn fishmeat sammich!"
November 19, 2024 at 5:45 AM
Anyhow, today's new curse word: Fishmeat Sandwich. (Or Sammich, depending upon regional preferences.)
Example: "Tony? That fuckin' guy's a goddamn fishmeat sammich!"
Example: "Tony? That fuckin' guy's a goddamn fishmeat sammich!"
Rapid Determination of Fish 🐟 Species🐠of Raw and Heat-Treated Fish Meat Using Proteomic Species-Specific Markers
www.ftb.com.hr/archives/193...
#fishmeat #SDG12 #SDG14 #peptidemarkers #massspectrometry #foodauthentication #ftbjournal #DiamondOpenAccess
www.ftb.com.hr/archives/193...
#fishmeat #SDG12 #SDG14 #peptidemarkers #massspectrometry #foodauthentication #ftbjournal #DiamondOpenAccess
September 18, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Rapid Determination of Fish 🐟 Species🐠of Raw and Heat-Treated Fish Meat Using Proteomic Species-Specific Markers
www.ftb.com.hr/archives/193...
#fishmeat #SDG12 #SDG14 #peptidemarkers #massspectrometry #foodauthentication #ftbjournal #DiamondOpenAccess
www.ftb.com.hr/archives/193...
#fishmeat #SDG12 #SDG14 #peptidemarkers #massspectrometry #foodauthentication #ftbjournal #DiamondOpenAccess
the thing i love about it the most is that the song to me atleast, sounds more black and purple, and the fact that the banner art (its so pretty btw fishmeat is such a good artist) is a very clean white and red, the opposite vibe. kinda resulting in this really cool vibe where something feels wrong
October 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
the thing i love about it the most is that the song to me atleast, sounds more black and purple, and the fact that the banner art (its so pretty btw fishmeat is such a good artist) is a very clean white and red, the opposite vibe. kinda resulting in this really cool vibe where something feels wrong
#sofiaflorina #ソフィアフロリナ #indopacificbluemarlin #bluemarlin #tindarung #fish #fishes #fishmeat #poisson #poissons #pescado #pescados #food #foods #seafood #seafoods #localfish #manado #manadocity #kotamanado #northsulawesi #sulawesiutara #ikan #dagingikan #ikantindarung #ikanbluemarlin #yeahmate
May 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM