#fixthetimeline
Fanny Pak lost season 2 of ABDC and we’ve been paying for it since.

#FixTheTimeline
March 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
November 16, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Can someone go get the French to turn the Hadron Large Collider on in reverse? See if that fixes something?

Cause I stand by my theory when we turned it on, that's when we fucked the timeline.

Prove me wrong.

#FixTheTimeline
February 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Urgent request for particle accelerator schematics in multiple locations, the eye of harmony of the trousers of time depend on quick weasely action! #Knicks #Cubs #FixtheTimeline
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Quick, the #Knicks victory may have reversed the polarity of the 2016 #Cubs win, we need another weasel/particle accelerator incident to kick the timeline back into alignment. We can fix this finally! #WibblyWobblyTimeyWimey
June 14, 2026 at 4:49 AM
New Plan: We toss the two pieces into the Large Hadron Collider and whatever comes out we use to buy back Mookie Betts’ contract. #FixTheTimeline

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