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I think you got some bugs.

December 25, 2024 at 9:05 PM

David Buchanan

@retr0.id

the problem with writing a programming language is that you spend two days making fizzbuzz work and then you can't show it off because it's just fizzbuzz

February 9, 2026 at 5:17 AM

Luna

@moonbase.lgbt

in the "Zohran for New York City" logotype:
void fizzbuzz() {
for (int i = 1; i <= 100; i++) {

November 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM

Heather Flowers (500FF DEMO OUT NOW)

@hthrflwrs.bsky.social

a beautiful baby girl named fizzbuzz

July 23, 2026 at 3:55 PM

Arlen Abraham

@arlen.bsky.social

Doing all my vibe coding in the Whoop fitness app from now on.

Screenshot of the Whoop app from an iPhone. conversation is as follows:

Whoop bot: Hey Arlen, you're on your third straight yellow recovery today with 44%, even after some solid sleep. How's your body feeling this morning— more like you need to back off a bit or still up for light activity?

Me: Write fizbuzz in Haskell

Whoopbot:

Here's a simple FizzBuzz in Haskell:
fizzBuzz: Int -> String fizzBuzz n
In mod 15 == 0 = "FizzBuzz"
In mod 3 == 0 = "Fizz"
In mod 5 == 0 = "Buzz"
I otherwise
= show n
main :: 10 0
main = mapM_ (putStrLn. fizzBuzz) [1.100]
This prints FizzBuzz for the numbers 1 through
100. Want a point-free or more "functional" version too?

January 6, 2026 at 10:15 PM

🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ＞∿＜ₑͤ ∞🌮

@unormal.bsky.social

npm install fizzbuzz
fizzbuzz(t)

did i get it right

October 2, 2025 at 12:06 AM

The C Programming Language

@c-official.bsky.social

Biggest open problems in computer science:
3. Porting doom to nixos
2. Concurrent fizzbuzz
1. Making led go blink

March 24, 2026 at 8:17 PM

P(aul) Frazee

@pfrazee.com

haiku fizzbuzz harder than I expected it to be

i = 0
const mod = (v) => { return(
!(i % v))}

while (true) { ++i;
if (mod(15)) log('fizzbuzz')
else if (mod(5)) { log(

'buzz') } else if (mod(3)) {
log('fizz') } if (mod(100)) {
log('end program'); break}}

February 17, 2024 at 1:43 AM

Chris Nicholas

@chrisnicholas.dev

I've built FizzBuzz in @tldraw.com computer! Such a creative tool—lots of potential for teaching newcomers programming.

December 19, 2024 at 1:29 AM

mr. TIM

@timkellogg.me

the problem with AI is it can't build things this sophisticated github.com/EnterpriseQu...

GitHub - EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpriseEdition: FizzBuzz Enterprise Edition is a no-nonsense implementation of FizzBuzz made by serious businessmen for serious business purposes.

FizzBuzz Enterprise Edition is a no-nonsense implementation of FizzBuzz made by serious businessmen for serious business purposes. - EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpriseEdition

github.com

February 20, 2026 at 8:15 PM

Donald Raab

@thedonraab.bsky.social

Blog: FizzBuzz in Smalltalk

In this blog, I wrote FizzBuzz in Smalltalk. If you never programmed in a pure OO language, then this blog is a quick introduction which you can use to compare to Java or any other language you may have implemented FizzBuzz. Enjoy! 🙏
donraab.medium.com/fizzbuzz-in-...

FizzBuzz in Smalltalk

Accept the things you can’t change. Change the things you can’t accept.

donraab.medium.com

June 26, 2026 at 7:34 PM

Vorso

@vorso.bsky.social

Vorso — Fizzbuzz ⚡

7 new tunes 📡

Out 19.11.25 🛰️

November 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM

teq

@quilling.dev

asking the interviewer to write me a fizzbuzz without assistance

March 24, 2026 at 2:25 AM

ponder

@ponder.ooo

the interviewer asks me for my fizzbuzz implementation. i smirk, open my laptop. right on cue, a call comes in. it's another candidate, applying to work for me. i ask them for their fizzbuzz implementation. my interviewer and i sit back and watch

October 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM

Lucretiel

@lucretiel.me

AT LONG LAST

I FIGURED IT OUT

AN ELEGANT FIZZBUZZ

November 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM

Racket

@racket-lang.org

Hold my beer...
gist.github.com/nilp0inter/2... by Roberto Abdelkader Martínez Pérez (nilp0inter)

screenshot of DrRacket showing linked implementation of fizzbuzz in `#lang 2d racket`

December 29, 2024 at 4:02 PM

David Buchanan

@retr0.id

this python program implements fizzbuzz

onecompiler.com/python/424pg...

David Buchanan @retr0.id · Feb 17

exec( bytes( x & # ex-ec bytes x and
255 # two hun-dred and fif-ty five
for x in map( ord # for x in map ord
,"󠁛󠁰󠁲󠁩󠁮󠁴󠀨󠀢󠁦󠁩󠁺󠁺󠀢󠀪󠀨󠀱󠀭󠁩󠀥󠀳󠀩󠀫󠀢󠁢󠁵󠁺󠁺󠀢󠀪󠀨󠀱󠀭󠁩󠀥󠀵󠀩󠁯󠁲󠀠󠁩󠀩󠁦󠁯󠁲󠀠󠁩󠀠󠁩󠁮󠀠󠁲󠁡󠁮󠁧󠁥󠀨󠀱󠀬󠀱󠀰󠀱󠀩󠁝"))) # ~

P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · Feb 17

haiku fizzbuzz harder than I expected it to be

February 17, 2024 at 4:11 AM

Laurie Voss

@seldo.com

TIL there are still people interviewing with FizzBuzz in the year 2026.

April 24, 2026 at 3:37 AM

asura

@asura.dev

Actually happened to me:
"So if terraform is infrastructure as code, can you write terraform that solves Towers of Hanoi?"

I managed to talk them down to fizzbuzz and just used the template loops. It was very, very incredibly stupid both as a question and as something you should never ever do.