Trump's tariff rules are like Fizzbin...
Each nation has 6 sectors tariffed, except for the nation on the right, who gets 7. Tariffs are applied, except on Tuesdays, when Trump deals out two more tariffs which are a "half-fizzbin". With a half-fizzbin, one can get pause, except at night, ...
Each nation has 6 sectors tariffed, except for the nation on the right, who gets 7. Tariffs are applied, except on Tuesdays, when Trump deals out two more tariffs which are a "half-fizzbin". With a half-fizzbin, one can get pause, except at night, ...
April 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Trump's tariff rules are like Fizzbin...
Each nation has 6 sectors tariffed, except for the nation on the right, who gets 7. Tariffs are applied, except on Tuesdays, when Trump deals out two more tariffs which are a "half-fizzbin". With a half-fizzbin, one can get pause, except at night, ...
Each nation has 6 sectors tariffed, except for the nation on the right, who gets 7. Tariffs are applied, except on Tuesdays, when Trump deals out two more tariffs which are a "half-fizzbin". With a half-fizzbin, one can get pause, except at night, ...
![Capt. Kirk: The name of the game is called, uh... fizzbin.
Kalo: Fizzbin?
Capt. Kirk: Fizzbin. It's, uh... not too difficult.
Kalo: Mm-hmm.
Capt. Kirk: Each player gets six cards, except for the dealer, er, the player on the dealer's right, who, er, gets seven.
Kalo: On the right?
Capt. Kirk: Yes. The second card is turned up, except on Tuesday.
Kalo: On Tuesday.
Capt. Kirk: Mm-hmm.
Capt. Kirk: [exited] Ooh, look what you got, two jacks. You got a half fizzbin already!
Kalo: Hehe! I need another jack.
Capt. Kirk: No, no. If you got another jack, why, you'd have, er, a sralk.
Kalo: A sralk?
Capt. Kirk: Yes. You'd be disqualified.
Kalo: Oh.
Capt. Kirk: No, what you need now, is either a king and a deuce, except at night, of course, when you'd need a queen and a, and a four.
Kalo: Except at night.
Capt. Kirk: Right. Oh, look at that. You've got another jack!
[Kalo laughs]
Capt. Kirk: How lucky you are! How wonderful for you. Now, if you didn't get another jack, if you'd gotten a king, why, then you'd get another card, except when it's dark, when you'd have to give it back.
Kalo: If it were dark on Tuesday.
Capt. Kirk: Yes, but what you're after is a royal fizzbin, but the odds in getting a royal fizzbin are astron... Spock, what are the odds in getting a royal fizzbin?
Spock: I have never computed them, Captain.
Capt. Kirk: Well, they're astronomical, believe me.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ec27wz7ovgzzkmfihxa7fssf/bafkreiadec3q7zmekolvkh4fdxsc7r5uvurlgp6iwewefnj4ttw2jpyh6a)
February 8, 2025 at 1:20 AM
It's all Calvinball* at this point
*or "Fizzbin" if you're old like me
*or "Fizzbin" if you're old like me
April 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
It's all Calvinball* at this point
*or "Fizzbin" if you're old like me
*or "Fizzbin" if you're old like me
Fizzbin has big eyes this morning #CatsOfBluesky
July 31, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Fizzbin has big eyes this morning #CatsOfBluesky
it’s their game of fizzbin, we just live in it
I'm sorry but if you believe the AI people about being "genuinely frightened" by what they're doing you are a mark. They're roping you into the big show. You've got a big white chalk hand-print on your back. You forgot to bite the nickle to see if it was wood. You've been flim-flammed, friendo.
September 13, 2026 at 10:46 PM
it’s their game of fizzbin, we just live in it
Shatner’s comedic timing during the fizzbin scene is spot on. #TOSSatNight
January 4, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Shatner’s comedic timing during the fizzbin scene is spot on. #TOSSatNight
....oh my god, it IS a game of Fizzbin
May 11, 2024 at 9:03 PM
....oh my god, it IS a game of Fizzbin
Also next week: "So, Fizzbin...?" #TOSSatNight #TASSatNight
December 15, 2024 at 6:27 AM
Also next week: "So, Fizzbin...?" #TOSSatNight #TASSatNight
What are the odds of getting a Royal Fizzbin?
February 10, 2026 at 2:56 PM
What are the odds of getting a Royal Fizzbin?
Star Trek (1966)
Season 2, Episode 17: A Piece of the Action
Aired: 1/12/1968, NBC
00:15:09.646
Season 2, Episode 17: A Piece of the Action
Aired: 1/12/1968, NBC
00:15:09.646
September 26, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Star Trek (1966)
Season 2, Episode 17: A Piece of the Action
Aired: 1/12/1968, NBC
00:15:09.646
Season 2, Episode 17: A Piece of the Action
Aired: 1/12/1968, NBC
00:15:09.646
Throw Back Thursday: the Cardsharks, five years ago! It is #Thlurrrpsday, after all. (From left: Rummy, Uno, Whist, Pinochle, Fizzbin & Slapjack)
May 21, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Throw Back Thursday: the Cardsharks, five years ago! It is #Thlurrrpsday, after all. (From left: Rummy, Uno, Whist, Pinochle, Fizzbin & Slapjack)
Fizzbin is not, and I think everyone should get behind my analogy instead.
January 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Fizzbin is not, and I think everyone should get behind my analogy instead.
Oh to sit at that fizzbin table! #MTGxStarTrek
July 14, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Oh to sit at that fizzbin table! #MTGxStarTrek
I have never calculated them, sir. #BMovieManiacs #TOSSatNight
April 25, 2026 at 4:36 AM
I have never calculated them, sir. #BMovieManiacs #TOSSatNight
when it comes to place names, my preference is to pronounce it as the locals do or as close to it, because for example "brizz-bane" is horrific while "Brisbane" rhymes with fizzbin and we need at least one city that rhymes with fizzbin
January 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
when it comes to place names, my preference is to pronounce it as the locals do or as close to it, because for example "brizz-bane" is horrific while "Brisbane" rhymes with fizzbin and we need at least one city that rhymes with fizzbin
Happy TOSS Boithday to Lee Delano, fairly ineffectual henchman. May you get a Royal Fizzbin on your birthday. What are the odds of that, Spock? #TOSSatNight
January 20, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Happy TOSS Boithday to Lee Delano, fairly ineffectual henchman. May you get a Royal Fizzbin on your birthday. What are the odds of that, Spock? #TOSSatNight
When I was in HS (early 1970s) we spent lunch periods seeing who could write the most episode titles on classroom blackboards. Friends made a fanzine--mimeographed. I helped extrapolate fuller rules for fizzbin for an article.
October 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
When I was in HS (early 1970s) we spent lunch periods seeing who could write the most episode titles on classroom blackboards. Friends made a fanzine--mimeographed. I helped extrapolate fuller rules for fizzbin for an article.
Fizzbin supervised our work today #CatsOfBluesky #SiameseCats
August 8, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Fizzbin supervised our work today #CatsOfBluesky #SiameseCats
Just played a game in Korea that I’m pretty sure is the precursor to #fizzbin
youtu.be/_DeIExLcURQ?...
youtu.be/_DeIExLcURQ?...
Fizzbin
YouTube video by SpoTulip
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November 16, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Just played a game in Korea that I’m pretty sure is the precursor to #fizzbin
youtu.be/_DeIExLcURQ?...
youtu.be/_DeIExLcURQ?...
youtu.be/_DeIExLcURQ?... one of the all time best scenes in Star Trek 🖖
August 14, 2026 at 5:11 AM
youtu.be/_DeIExLcURQ?... one of the all time best scenes in Star Trek 🖖
Fizzbin is our fizzbiss! 🤪😂 #TOSSatNight
March 22, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Fizzbin is our fizzbiss! 🤪😂 #TOSSatNight
March 30, 2024 at 4:01 PM