#flan!kill
Classic Bond Quotes:

“I love it when a flan comes together.”

A VIEW TO A KILL (1985)
January 27, 2026 at 8:45 PM
i would kill for some choco flan right now
March 19, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I'm the woman making the giant flans. I'd kill for a giant flan copy machine
July 15, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Flan telling his fellow clowns that Cely stole his flan recipe 😩😭😭😭😭😭 every latin diaspora has a version of flan i want to kill him im sorry

#LCDLF6
May 31, 2026 at 8:32 PM
I could kill for some flan right now
June 3, 2026 at 12:54 AM
"Are you even trying?" The younger vampire asked the Miko
"Your hardly entertaining to kill like that, if you were more like me though, then at least I have some fun with myself~"

A Reimu to Flan twinning pic to celebrate the release of EoSD remake! Been wanting to do more Touhou TFs lol
#TFTuesday
September 16, 2026 at 1:54 AM
here is something you can’t understand
how i can just kill a flan
April 17, 2024 at 10:35 PM
he CANNOT see our edits. it might kill him sldkjflskdjf

flan after seeing flan mop watch:
May 30, 2026 at 12:13 AM
The young hares set food and drink before their guests. 'Enough tuck to kill a duck here.' 'Summer salad an' a beaker of nutbrown ale.' 'How about freshbaked cheese flan?' 'Some scones with gooseberry jelly, very good y'know!'
January 8, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The young hares set food and drink before their guests. 'Enough tuck to kill a duck here.' 'Summer salad an' a beaker of damson'n'elderberry wine.' 'How about freshbaked turnip and parsley flan?' 'Some scones with honeymaple preserves, very good y'know!'
January 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The young hares set food and drink before their guests. 'Enough tuck to kill a duck here.' 'Spring salad an' a beaker of redcurrant an' roseleaf cordial.' 'How about freshbaked carrot and celery flan?' 'Some scones with elderberry jam, very good y'know!'
August 8, 2026 at 12:47 AM
The young hares set food and drink before their guests. 'Enough tuck to kill a duck here.' 'Summer salad an' a beaker of blueberry juice.' 'How about freshbaked cheese and leek flan?' 'Some scones with blackberry jelly, very good y'know!'
November 10, 2025 at 11:50 AM
maintenance deferred forever seems to be what the fall of empire felt like, if i'm remembering that one history podcast i listened to for a while correctly. "slowly collapsed like a flan in a cupboard." wait no, that was suzy eddie izzard in dress to kill. nevertheless!
Deferred maintenance is no joke the stuff of nightmares
A few months ago, the library suffered a leak of water pouring in and then the steam valves malfunctioned, creating a tropical sauna reaching 118 F. Students called the fire dept thinking it was a fire, b/c why else so hot. Staff rushed to save manuscripts. Deferred maintenance did this.
September 29, 2026 at 11:16 AM
The young hares set food and drink before their guests. 'Enough tuck to kill a duck here.' 'Harvest salad an' a beaker of oat an' barley cordial.' 'How about freshbaked vegetable flan?' 'Some scones with strawberry preserves, very good y'know!'
February 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
thanks for coming out everyone! We'll kill that giant world ending Flan next time.

Tonight your homework is to listen to the theme of Oerba from FFXIII-2 "Ruined Hometown"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bJn...
September 25, 2026 at 4:46 AM
The young hares set food and drink before their guests. 'Enough tuck to kill a duck here.' 'Summer salad an' a beaker of pennycloud brew.' 'How about freshbaked carrot and celery flan?' 'Some scones with greengage preserves, very good y'know!'
January 31, 2026 at 11:30 AM
What about the Austro-Hungarian Empire which slowly collapsed like a flan in a cupboard?
May 18, 2026 at 7:09 AM
The young hares set food and drink before their guests. 'Enough tuck to kill a duck here.' 'Summer salad an' a beaker of elderberry an' burdock cordial.' 'How about freshbaked cheese and leek flan?' 'Some scones with honeymaple preserves, very good y'know!'
July 5, 2026 at 8:45 AM
The young hares set food and drink before their guests. 'Enough tuck to kill a duck here.' 'Spring salad an' a beaker of pear cider.' 'How about freshbaked carrot and celery flan?' 'Some scones with strawberry preserves, very good y'know!'
April 3, 2025 at 5:15 AM
The young hares set food and drink before their guests. 'Enough tuck to kill a duck here.' 'Woodland salad an' a beaker of bilberry an' apple cordial.' 'How about freshbaked cheese and nut flan?' 'Some scones with blackberry jelly, very good y'know!'
May 30, 2026 at 4:45 AM
s0mtimez i liek 2 try rhythm heaven w/o audio, & i t3ll u th3 hardest in gr00ve iz prolly that 1 where robotz kill flan, thatz an audio 0nly game
August 12, 2026 at 7:12 AM
The young hares set food and drink before their guests. 'Enough tuck to kill a duck here.' 'Autumn salad an' a beaker of tansy an' coltsfoot cordial.' 'How about freshbaked carrot and leek flan?' 'Some scones with raspberry jelly, very good y'know!'
May 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
The young hares set food and drink before their guests. 'Enough tuck to kill a duck here.' 'Woodland salad an' a beaker of redcurrant an' roseleaf cordial.' 'How about freshbaked vegetable flan?' 'Some scones with redcurrant preserves, very good y'know!'
November 20, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Flan is dead in a bush outside of the mansion, though she would probably be thinking "Fuck I KILL PEOPLE"
February 13, 2026 at 6:51 AM
in related news Flan finally hit second in the kill rankings!
November 30, 2025 at 8:01 AM