And Flarf! And Matty(2) and Badroshi, and Vinyl
January 4, 2025 at 6:41 PM
And Flarf! And Matty(2) and Badroshi, and Vinyl
Sept Subscriber Reward for Flarf
Featuring, some lore.
Featuring, some lore.
September 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Sept Subscriber Reward for Flarf
Featuring, some lore.
Featuring, some lore.
flarf is not my thing but imissflarf.neocities.org is doing some really cool stuff. they have an ascii cat mascot named miss flarf, full name kristie celadon flarf, after kristie shoemaker
Justin Carter - I MISS FLARF
Google Docs Document From 2011 Titled ‘flarfable tweets’ by Justin Carter on I MISS FLARF
imissflarf.neocities.org
March 13, 2026 at 3:28 AM
flarf is not my thing but imissflarf.neocities.org is doing some really cool stuff. they have an ascii cat mascot named miss flarf, full name kristie celadon flarf, after kristie shoemaker
The Golden Goddess!
A Guest Fox for Flarf!
10 outta 10 smoke-show baddie/
#furryart #nsfw
#FraughtFaunDraws #PandemoniumFoxes
A Guest Fox for Flarf!
10 outta 10 smoke-show baddie/
#furryart #nsfw
#FraughtFaunDraws #PandemoniumFoxes
June 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
The Golden Goddess!
A Guest Fox for Flarf!
10 outta 10 smoke-show baddie/
#furryart #nsfw
#FraughtFaunDraws #PandemoniumFoxes
A Guest Fox for Flarf!
10 outta 10 smoke-show baddie/
#furryart #nsfw
#FraughtFaunDraws #PandemoniumFoxes
Suggesting that a science fiction writer do romance instead is like saying to Stephen King, "But have you TRIED writing flarf poetry?"
September 25, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Suggesting that a science fiction writer do romance instead is like saying to Stephen King, "But have you TRIED writing flarf poetry?"
Back in the early 2010s I went through a flarf poetry phase.
This week I found a new journal called I MISS FLARF, so I sent a curated selection of my old tweets to them.
imissflarf.neocities.org/justincarter
This week I found a new journal called I MISS FLARF, so I sent a curated selection of my old tweets to them.
imissflarf.neocities.org/justincarter
Justin Carter - I MISS FLARF
Google Docs Document From 2011 Titled ‘flarfable tweets’ by Justin Carter on I MISS FLARF
imissflarf.neocities.org
February 21, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Back in the early 2010s I went through a flarf poetry phase.
This week I found a new journal called I MISS FLARF, so I sent a curated selection of my old tweets to them.
imissflarf.neocities.org/justincarter
This week I found a new journal called I MISS FLARF, so I sent a curated selection of my old tweets to them.
imissflarf.neocities.org/justincarter
Experimental Comm for Flarf!
A kind fox rewards a sweet girl for a hard days work.
He/him Braixen, She/Her Mouse
#Furrynsfw
A kind fox rewards a sweet girl for a hard days work.
He/him Braixen, She/Her Mouse
#Furrynsfw
December 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Experimental Comm for Flarf!
A kind fox rewards a sweet girl for a hard days work.
He/him Braixen, She/Her Mouse
#Furrynsfw
A kind fox rewards a sweet girl for a hard days work.
He/him Braixen, She/Her Mouse
#Furrynsfw
Subscriber Reward for Flarf!
Who else wants to become a totally normal paladin.
Divine power at your fingertips.
Only costs your free will.
Who else wants to become a totally normal paladin.
Divine power at your fingertips.
Only costs your free will.
September 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Subscriber Reward for Flarf!
Who else wants to become a totally normal paladin.
Divine power at your fingertips.
Only costs your free will.
Who else wants to become a totally normal paladin.
Divine power at your fingertips.
Only costs your free will.
Mel Nichols
⸻ from Flarf: An Anthology of Flarf (2017)
⸻ from Flarf: An Anthology of Flarf (2017)
April 18, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Mel Nichols
⸻ from Flarf: An Anthology of Flarf (2017)
⸻ from Flarf: An Anthology of Flarf (2017)
Yeah it definitely rocks. Almost as good as Jayson "Flarf" Tatum, tho
May 14, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Yeah it definitely rocks. Almost as good as Jayson "Flarf" Tatum, tho
Captive Hero Commission for Flarf!
It's fun to be a bit of set dressing while your pal fails to negotiate your release
She/Her (Girls in the Front)
He/Him (Guy in the Back)
Bondage, Hyper.
It's fun to be a bit of set dressing while your pal fails to negotiate your release
She/Her (Girls in the Front)
He/Him (Guy in the Back)
Bondage, Hyper.
November 2, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Captive Hero Commission for Flarf!
It's fun to be a bit of set dressing while your pal fails to negotiate your release
She/Her (Girls in the Front)
He/Him (Guy in the Back)
Bondage, Hyper.
It's fun to be a bit of set dressing while your pal fails to negotiate your release
She/Her (Girls in the Front)
He/Him (Guy in the Back)
Bondage, Hyper.
Captive Hero Commission for Flarf!
Sabrina gets cuteness aggression.. BAD
And if you are small and meat shaped, shes gunna get possessive
#furryart #furrynsfw #gore
Sabrina Hyena (she/her), Melvin Bird (He/Him)
Sabrina gets cuteness aggression.. BAD
And if you are small and meat shaped, shes gunna get possessive
#furryart #furrynsfw #gore
Sabrina Hyena (she/her), Melvin Bird (He/Him)
December 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Captive Hero Commission for Flarf!
Sabrina gets cuteness aggression.. BAD
And if you are small and meat shaped, shes gunna get possessive
#furryart #furrynsfw #gore
Sabrina Hyena (she/her), Melvin Bird (He/Him)
Sabrina gets cuteness aggression.. BAD
And if you are small and meat shaped, shes gunna get possessive
#furryart #furrynsfw #gore
Sabrina Hyena (she/her), Melvin Bird (He/Him)
Warnin for Blood and weird stuff
Subscriber reward for Flarf
The danger with being a magical creature is having members of the scientific community develop an interest in you.
#Gore #noncon #furrynsfw
Subscriber reward for Flarf
The danger with being a magical creature is having members of the scientific community develop an interest in you.
#Gore #noncon #furrynsfw
March 2, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Warnin for Blood and weird stuff
Subscriber reward for Flarf
The danger with being a magical creature is having members of the scientific community develop an interest in you.
#Gore #noncon #furrynsfw
Subscriber reward for Flarf
The danger with being a magical creature is having members of the scientific community develop an interest in you.
#Gore #noncon #furrynsfw
May 30, 2026 at 3:17 AM
My fits for the pirate crew at the Florida Renaissance Festival. Come visit @sonotthekraken.bsky.social and me and the Pirates of Tortuga Bay if you’re in the area!! #renfaire #flarf
March 13, 2026 at 3:05 PM
My fits for the pirate crew at the Florida Renaissance Festival. Come visit @sonotthekraken.bsky.social and me and the Pirates of Tortuga Bay if you’re in the area!! #renfaire #flarf
Flarf eat your heart out
Cool World (1992)
Profanity
6 uses of shit 1 paired with storm and damn 3 paired with god 10 uses of hell and ass 2 paired with hole 1 use of for christ sakes 2 uses of bitch, screw, oh my god and piss 3 uses of dick 2 with pencil 1 with needle.
Profanity
6 uses of shit 1 paired with storm and damn 3 paired with god 10 uses of hell and ass 2 paired with hole 1 use of for christ sakes 2 uses of bitch, screw, oh my god and piss 3 uses of dick 2 with pencil 1 with needle.
October 24, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Flarf eat your heart out
Character design for flarf!
A perverted green dragon
A perverted green dragon
January 29, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Character design for flarf!
A perverted green dragon
A perverted green dragon
My druidic wizard hat for the next flarf. #druid #renfaire #flarf #wizard #wizardhat #green #needlefelt
June 18, 2026 at 2:22 AM
My druidic wizard hat for the next flarf. #druid #renfaire #flarf #wizard #wizardhat #green #needlefelt
fwiw, as a poet I'm pretty interested in randomization and predict text experiments (like flarf), so...I mean I could see AI being part of that. (I messed around with chatgpt in that vein when it first came out.) 1
while I acknowledge that LLMs do have some uses for stuff like “producing code with knowledgeable human supervision,” this perfectly reflects how I feel about using it for my own creative work
October 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
fwiw, as a poet I'm pretty interested in randomization and predict text experiments (like flarf), so...I mean I could see AI being part of that. (I messed around with chatgpt in that vein when it first came out.) 1
Monthly Comm for Flarf!
Featuring a Rude Gal capturing a pretty bird!
Featuring, some very classic hypno-y vibes.
Featuring a Rude Gal capturing a pretty bird!
Featuring, some very classic hypno-y vibes.
June 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Monthly Comm for Flarf!
Featuring a Rude Gal capturing a pretty bird!
Featuring, some very classic hypno-y vibes.
Featuring a Rude Gal capturing a pretty bird!
Featuring, some very classic hypno-y vibes.
CW: Body Horror Vibes on this one i suppose
#FurryNSFW
Commission for Flarf!
The girls should have known not to attack the weird scarecrow boy. he cant help that hes full of weird magical tentacles. honestly rude of them.
#FurryNSFW
Commission for Flarf!
The girls should have known not to attack the weird scarecrow boy. he cant help that hes full of weird magical tentacles. honestly rude of them.
January 23, 2026 at 4:20 AM
CW: Body Horror Vibes on this one i suppose
#FurryNSFW
Commission for Flarf!
The girls should have known not to attack the weird scarecrow boy. he cant help that hes full of weird magical tentacles. honestly rude of them.
#FurryNSFW
Commission for Flarf!
The girls should have known not to attack the weird scarecrow boy. he cant help that hes full of weird magical tentacles. honestly rude of them.
Subscriber Reward for Flarf
You gotta be careful with your hypnotic conditioning. Unattended brainwashees may uh.. deviate from expected performance.
You gotta be careful with your hypnotic conditioning. Unattended brainwashees may uh.. deviate from expected performance.
June 28, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Subscriber Reward for Flarf
You gotta be careful with your hypnotic conditioning. Unattended brainwashees may uh.. deviate from expected performance.
You gotta be careful with your hypnotic conditioning. Unattended brainwashees may uh.. deviate from expected performance.