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my kid just read this as “FLATASS 6 COUNTY” and I can’t breathe
flatass 6 county, mississippi
November 5, 2026 at 2:22 AM
gubbwerks.bsky.social
Goin' to join Pop Flatass, I'm going there no more to roam
November 4, 2026 at 1:19 AM
orion.myatproto.social
Fuck you too flatass
October 29, 2026 at 9:22 PM
neededanewhandle.bsky.social
okay flatass
November 2, 2026 at 9:48 PM
framplings.bsky.social
Assoff is gonna beat flatass Earther Paxton by a Texas mile!
October 31, 2026 at 2:44 AM
imacatboy.bsky.social
Trans flatass hag? It's like he was made for me
October 16, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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Dense Fog Advisory issued October 14 at 8:56AM CDT until October 14 at 9:00AM CDT by NWS Jackson MS

Guntown, Oh Shit It's Ohio, Boots, Better Boots, Flatass, Another Rich Racist, Foote Pics County, and Leeland counties
A map of Mississippi with Guntown, Oh Shit It's Ohio, Boots, Better Boots, Flatass, Another Rich Racist, Foote Pics County, and Leeland counties highlighted. These conditions are likely to occur. Possible threat to life or property. Responsive action should be taken within next hour. Dense Fog Advisory issued October 14 at 8:56AM CDT until October 14 at 9:00AM CDT by NWS Jackson MS Although patchy, locally dense fog will persist in a few locations through as late as 10 AM CDT, visibility conditions are currently improving across the majority of the Dense Fog Advisory area. Thus, the advisory will be allowed to expire on schedule at 9 AM CDT. null
October 14, 2026 at 1:59 PM
heymurada.bsky.social
Peepaw Flatass

The 141 tries the cake check challenge.
Comic showing Call of Duty characters Soap, Gaz, Ghost and Price participating in the social media "cake check challenge," where a barbell is rolled over someone lying prone to measure the size of their ass. If their ass stops the barbell, they pass the test. Soap, Gaz and Ghost all pass, with a series of panels showing close-ups of their butts stopping the bar. A "cake confirmed" caption is underneath their smug and/or celebratory faces. Price fails, lying shocked and affronted on the ground as the barbell rolls over him unimpeded. The others wear expressions of sadness, and Ghost holds a scorecard with a zero on it. The label "No Ass Detected" adds insult to injury.
October 13, 2026 at 7:10 AM
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Dense Fog Advisory issued October 14 at 3:27AM CDT until October 14 at 9:00AM CDT by NWS Jackson MS

Guntown, Oh Shit It's Ohio, Boots, Better Boots, Flatass, Another Rich Racist, Foote Pics County, and Leeland counties

Visibility one quarter mile or less in dense fog.
A map of Mississippi with Guntown, Oh Shit It's Ohio, Boots, Better Boots, Flatass, Another Rich Racist, Foote Pics County, and Leeland counties highlighted. These conditions are likely to occur. Possible threat to life or property. Responsive action should be taken within next hour. Dense Fog Advisory issued October 14 at 3:27AM CDT until October 14 at 9:00AM CDT by NWS Jackson MS * WHAT...Visibility one quarter mile or less in dense fog. * WHERE...Boots, Oh Shit It's Ohio, Guntown, Another Rich Racist, Better Boots, Leeland, Flatass, and Foote Pics County Counties. * WHEN...Until 9 AM CDT this morning. * IMPACTS...Low visibility could make driving conditions hazardous. If driving, slow down, use your low beam headlights, and leave plenty of distance ahead of you.
October 14, 2026 at 8:29 AM
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Dense Fog Advisory issued October 13 at 9:53AM CDT until October 13 at 10:00AM CDT by NWS Jackson MS

Oh Shit It's Ohio, Boots, Better Boots, Flatass, Another Rich Racist, Foote Pics County, and Leeland counties
A map of Mississippi with Oh Shit It's Ohio, Boots, Better Boots, Flatass, Another Rich Racist, Foote Pics County, and Leeland counties highlighted. These conditions are likely to occur. Possible threat to life or property. Responsive action should be taken within next hour. Dense Fog Advisory issued October 13 at 9:53AM CDT until October 13 at 10:00AM CDT by NWS Jackson MS The threat has ended. null
October 13, 2026 at 2:54 PM
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Dense Fog Advisory issued October 13 at 8:51AM CDT until October 13 at 10:00AM CDT by NWS Jackson MS

Oh Shit It's Ohio, Boots, Better Boots, Flatass, Another Rich Racist, Foote Pics County, and Leeland counties

Visibility one quarter mile or less in dense fog.
A map of Mississippi with Oh Shit It's Ohio, Boots, Better Boots, Flatass, Another Rich Racist, Foote Pics County, and Leeland counties highlighted. These conditions are likely to occur. Possible threat to life or property. Responsive action should be taken within next hour. Dense Fog Advisory issued October 13 at 8:51AM CDT until October 13 at 10:00AM CDT by NWS Jackson MS * WHAT...Visibility one quarter mile or less in dense fog. * WHERE...Boots, Oh Shit It's Ohio, Another Rich Racist, Better Boots, Leeland, Flatass, and Foote Pics County Counties. * WHEN...Until 10 AM CDT this morning. * IMPACTS...Low visibility could make driving conditions hazardous. If driving, slow down, use your headlights, and leave plenty of distance ahead of you.
October 13, 2026 at 1:54 PM
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Dense Fog Advisory issued October 13 at 5:05AM CDT until October 13 at 9:00AM CDT by NWS Jackson MS

Oh Shit It's Ohio, Boots, Better Boots, Flatass, Another Rich Racist, Foote Pics County, and Leeland counties

Visibility one quarter mile or less in dense fog.
A map of Mississippi with Oh Shit It's Ohio, Boots, Better Boots, Flatass, Another Rich Racist, Foote Pics County, and Leeland counties highlighted. These conditions are likely to occur. Possible threat to life or property. Responsive action should be taken within next hour. Dense Fog Advisory issued October 13 at 5:05AM CDT until October 13 at 9:00AM CDT by NWS Jackson MS * WHAT...Visibility one quarter mile or less in dense fog. * WHERE...Boots, Oh Shit It's Ohio, Another Rich Racist, Better Boots, Leeland, Flatass, and Foote Pics County Counties. * WHEN...Until 9 AM CDT this morning. * IMPACTS...Low visibility could make driving conditions hazardous. If driving, slow down, use your low beam headlights, and leave plenty of distance ahead of you.
October 13, 2026 at 10:09 AM
comfortfats.bsky.social
happy birthday flatass
October 10, 2026 at 8:29 PM
dangerjane.bsky.social
Oh No Melanoma! You too are from the Flatass Family. I hope to the gods we are not related. I keep mine covered though 😵
October 10, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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Tropical Storm Warning issued October 9 at 10:31PM CDT by NWS Jackson MS

Flatass county
A map of Mississippi with Flatass county highlighted. These conditions are likely to occur. Significant threat to life or property. Responsive action should be taken immediately. An map showing a highlighted area corresponding to the alert. Tropical Storm Warning issued October 9 at 10:31PM CDT by NWS Jackson MS * WIND - LATEST LOCAL FORECAST: Below tropical storm force wind - Peak Wind Forecast: 15-25 mph with gusts to 45 mph - THREAT TO LIFE AND PROPERTY THAT INCLUDES TYPICAL FORECAST UNCERTAINTY IN TRACK, SIZE AND INTENSITY: Wind less than 39 mph - The wind threat has remained nearly steady from the previous assessment. - PLAN: The sustained wind should remain less than tropical storm force. Conditions may still be gusty. - PREPARE: Listen for any instructions from local officials. - ACT: Ensure emergency readiness should the forecast change. - REALIZED IMPACTS: Being Assessed - Little to no additional wind impacts expected. Community officials are now assessing the extent of actual wind impacts accordingly. * FLOODING RAIN - LATEST LOCAL FORECAST: - Peak Rainfall Amounts: No additional significant rainfall forecast - THREAT TO LIFE AND PROPERTY THAT INCLUDES TYPICAL FORECAST UNCERTAINTY IN TRACK, SIZE AND INTENSITY: Potential for localized flooding rain - The flooding rain threat has remained nearly steady from the previous assessment. - PLAN: Emergency plans should include the potential for localized flooding from heavy rain. - PREPARE: Consider protective actions if you are in an area vulnerable to flooding. - ACT: Heed any flood watches and warnings. - POTENTIAL IMPACTS: Limited - Localized rainfall flooding may prompt a few evacuations. - Rivers and tributaries may quickly rise with swifter currents. Small streams, creeks, canals, and ditches may become swollen and overflow in spots. - Flood waters can enter a few structures, especially in usually vulnerable spots. A few places where rapid ponding of water occurs at underpasses, low-lying spots, and poor drainage areas. Several storm drains and retention ponds become near-full and begin to overflow. Some brief road and bridge closures. * TORNADO - LATEST LOCAL FORECAST: - Situation is unfavorable for tornadoes - THREAT TO LIFE AND PROPERTY THAT INCLUDES TYPICAL FORECAST UNCERTAINTY IN TRACK, SIZE AND INTENSITY: Tornadoes not expected - The tornado threat has remained nearly steady from the previous assessment. - PLAN: Tornadoes are not expected. Showers and thunderstorms with gusty winds may still occur. - PREPARE: Little to no preparations needed to protect against tornadoes at this time. Keep informed of the latest tornado situation. - ACT: Listen for changes in the forecast. - POTENTIAL IMPACTS: Little to None - Little to no potential impacts from tornadoes. null
October 10, 2026 at 3:35 AM
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Tropical Cyclone Local Statement issued October 9 at 10:35PM CDT by NWS Jackson MS

Many counties
A map of Mississippi with Tennennessee, Texas 2, yeez, Skanky, Limes, Smega H, Cocktown, Wilker Jefferson, Attalamba, Rascist Rose, Dry and Drier, New Squares, Queefatoma, South Squares, Yukapuknuknuk, Jefferson Davis, Jim Davis, Flatass, and Leeland counties highlighted. These conditions are likely to occur. Possible threat to life or property. Responsive action should be taken within next hour. Tropical Cyclone Local Statement issued October 9 at 10:35PM CDT by NWS Jackson MS HLSJAN This product covers Central Mississippi, Northeast Louisiana, and extreme Southeast Arkansas HURRICANE ISAIAS HAS MADE LANDFALL ON THE FLORIDA COAST NEW INFORMATION --------------- * CHANGES TO WATCHES AND WARNINGS: - None * CURRENT WATCHES AND WARNINGS: - A Tropical Storm Warning is in effect for Cocktown, Jim Davis, Limes, Leeland, Jefferson Davis, Flatass, Queefatoma, Yukapuknuknuk, Smega H, New Squares, South Squares, Dry and Drier, Wilker Jefferson, Skanky, and Rascist Rose * STORM INFORMATION: - About 170 miles east of Hattiesburg MS or about 240 miles east-southeast of Jackson MS - 30.8N 86.5W - Storm Intensity 90 mph - Movement North or 5 degrees at 20 mph SITUATION OVERVIEW ------------------ Hurricane Isaias has made landfall as a hurricane near Destin Florida this evening. Though Isaias will gradually weaken as it moves north across Alabama overnight into Saturday, tropical storm force wind gusts are possible across portions of East and Northeast Mississippi. Gradient wind will increase this evening in southeastern Mississippi, then stronger gusts are expected overnight into Saturday across eastern and northeastern Mississippi. Downed trees and power outages are expected in these areas. Heavy rainfall and flash flooding are also possible, mainly in the Golden Triangle area. Threat has trended overall downward. Conditions will improve late Saturday afternoon into Saturday evening. POTENTIAL IMPACTS ----------------- * WIND: Protect against hazardous wind having possible limited impacts across eastern and northeastern Mississippi. Potential impacts in this area include: - Damage to porches, awnings, carports, sheds, and unanchored mobile homes. Unsecured lightweight objects blown about. - Many large tree limbs broken off. A few trees snapped or uprooted, but with greater numbers in places where trees are shallow rooted. Some fences and roadway signs blown over. - A few roads impassable from debris, particularly within urban or heavily wooded places. Hazardous driving conditions on bridges and other elevated roadways. - Scattered power and communications outages. Elsewhere across Central Mississippi, Northeast Louisiana, and extreme Southeast Arkansas, little to no impact is anticipated. * FLOODING RAIN: Protect against dangerous rainfall flooding having possible significant impacts across the Golden Triangle area. Potential impacts include: - Moderate rainfall flooding may prompt several evacuations and rescues. - Rivers and tributaries may quickly become swollen with swifter currents and overspill their banks in a few places, especially in usually vulnerable spots. Small streams, creeks, canals, and ditches overflow. - Flood waters can enter some structures or weaken foundations. Several places may experience expanded areas of rapid inundation at underpasses, low-lying spots, and poor drainage areas. Some streets and parking lots take on moving water as storm drains and retention ponds overflow. Driving conditions become hazardous. Some road and bridge closures. Protect against locally hazardous rainfall flooding having possible limited impacts across East Mississippi. PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS ---------------------------------- * EVACUATIONS: Follow the advice of local officials. * OTHER PREPAREDNESS INFORMATION: Now is the time to complete all preparations to protect life and property in accordance with your emergency plan. Ensure you are in a safe location before the onset of strong winds or possible flooding. Closely monitor weather.gov, NOAA Weather radio or local news outlets for official storm information. Be ready to adapt to possible changes to the forecast. Ensure you have multiple ways to receive weather warnings. * ADDITIONAL SOURCES OF INFORMATION: - For information on appropriate preparations see ready.gov - For information on creating an emergency plan see getagameplan.org - For additional disaster preparedness information see redcross.org NEXT UPDATE ----------- The next local statement will be issued by the National Weather Service in Jackson MS around 4 AM, or sooner if conditions warrant. null
October 10, 2026 at 3:39 AM
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Wind Advisory issued October 10 at 2:33AM CDT until October 10 at 7:00PM CDT by NWS Jackson MS

Skanky, Limes, Smega H, Cocktown, Wilker Jefferson, Rascist Rose, Dry and Drier, New Squares, Queefatoma, South Squares, Yukapuknuknuk, Jefferson Davis, Jim Davis, Flatass, and Leeland counties
A map of Mississippi with Skanky, Limes, Smega H, Cocktown, Wilker Jefferson, Rascist Rose, Dry and Drier, New Squares, Queefatoma, South Squares, Yukapuknuknuk, Jefferson Davis, Jim Davis, Flatass, and Leeland counties highlighted. These conditions are likely to occur. Possible threat to life or property. Responsive action should be taken within next hour. Wind Advisory issued October 10 at 2:33AM CDT until October 10 at 7:00PM CDT by NWS Jackson MS * WHAT...North winds 20 to 30 mph with gusts up to 40 mph expected. Gusts to 50 mph are possible. * WHERE...Portions of central and south Mississippi and northeast Louisiana. * WHEN...From 1 AM to 7 PM CDT Saturday. * IMPACTS...Gusty winds will blow around unsecured objects. Tree limbs could be blown down and a few power outages may result. Winds this strong can make driving difficult, especially for high profile vehicles. Use extra caution. Secure outdoor objects.
October 10, 2026 at 7:34 AM
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Tropical Cyclone Local Statement issued October 9 at 4:01PM CDT by NWS Jackson MS

Many counties
A map of Mississippi with Tennennessee, Texas 2, yeez, Skanky, Limes, Smega H, Cocktown, Wilker Jefferson, Attalamba, Rascist Rose, Dry and Drier, New Squares, Queefatoma, South Squares, Yukapuknuknuk, Jefferson Davis, Jim Davis, Flatass, and Leeland counties highlighted. These conditions are likely to occur. Possible threat to life or property. Responsive action should be taken within next hour. Tropical Cyclone Local Statement issued October 9 at 4:01PM CDT by NWS Jackson MS HLSJAN This product covers Central Mississippi, Northeast Louisiana, and extreme Southeast Arkansas **HURRICANE ISAIAS APPROACHING THE FLORIDA AND ALABAMA COASTS** NEW INFORMATION --------------- * CHANGES TO WATCHES AND WARNINGS: - None * CURRENT WATCHES AND WARNINGS: - A Tropical Storm Warning is in effect for Cocktown, Jim Davis, Limes, Leeland, Jefferson Davis, Flatass, Queefatoma, Yukapuknuknuk, Smega H, New Squares, South Squares, Dry and Drier, Wilker Jefferson, Skanky, and Rascist Rose * STORM INFORMATION: - About 200 miles southeast of Hattiesburg MS or about 290 miles southeast of Jackson MS - 29.2N 87.0W - Storm Intensity 115 mph - Movement North or 10 degrees at 17 mph SITUATION OVERVIEW ------------------ Hurricane Isaias continues to move northward towards the north central Gulf Coast and will make landfall as a hurricane this evening. Though Isaias will gradually weaken as it moves north across Alabama overnight into Saturday, tropical storm force wind gusts are expected to increase across portions of East and Northeast Mississippi. Wind will increase as early as this evening in southeastern Mississippi, then stronger gusts are expected overnight into Saturday across eastern and northeastern Mississippi. Downed trees and power outages are expected in these areas. Heavy rainfall and flash flooding are also possible, mainly in the Golden Triangle area. Conditions will improve late Saturday afternoon into Saturday evening. POTENTIAL IMPACTS ----------------- * WIND: Protect against hazardous wind having possible limited impacts across eastern and northeastern Mississippi. Potential impacts in this area include: - Damage to porches, awnings, carports, sheds, and unanchored mobile homes. Unsecured lightweight objects blown about. - Many large tree limbs broken off. A few trees snapped or uprooted, but with greater numbers in places where trees are shallow rooted. Some fences and roadway signs blown over. - A few roads impassable from debris, particularly within urban or heavily wooded places. Hazardous driving conditions on bridges and other elevated roadways. - Scattered power and communications outages. Elsewhere across Central Mississippi, Northeast Louisiana, and extreme Southeast Arkansas, little to no impact is anticipated. * FLOODING RAIN: Protect against dangerous rainfall flooding having possible significant impacts across the Golden Triangle area. Potential impacts include: - Moderate rainfall flooding may prompt several evacuations and rescues. - Rivers and tributaries may quickly become swollen with swifter currents and overspill their banks in a few places, especially in usually vulnerable spots. Small streams, creeks, canals, and ditches overflow. - Flood waters can enter some structures or weaken foundations. Several places may experience expanded areas of rapid inundation at underpasses, low-lying spots, and poor drainage areas. Some streets and parking lots take on moving water as storm drains and retention ponds overflow. Driving conditions become hazardous. Some road and bridge closures. Protect against locally hazardous rainfall flooding having possible limited impacts across East Mississippi. Elsewhere across Central Mississippi, Northeast Louisiana, and extreme Southeast Arkansas, little to no impact is anticipated. PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS ---------------------------------- * EVACUATIONS: Follow the advice of local officials. * OTHER PREPAREDNESS INFORMATION: Now is the time to complete all preparations to protect life and property in accordance with your emergency plan. Ensure you are in a safe location before the onset of strong winds or possible flooding. Closely monitor weather.gov, NOAA Weather radio or local news outlets for official storm information. Be ready to adapt to possible changes to the forecast. Ensure you have multiple ways to receive weather warnings. * ADDITIONAL SOURCES OF INFORMATION: - For information on appropriate preparations see ready.gov - For information on creating an emergency plan see getagameplan.org - For additional disaster preparedness information see redcross.org NEXT UPDATE ----------- The next local statement will be issued by the National Weather Service in Jackson MS around 10 PM CDT, or sooner if conditions warrant. null
October 9, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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Tropical Storm Warning issued October 9 at 1:00PM CDT by NWS Jackson MS

Flatass county
A map of Mississippi with Flatass county highlighted. These conditions are likely to occur. Significant threat to life or property. Responsive action should be taken immediately. An map showing a highlighted area corresponding to the alert. Tropical Storm Warning issued October 9 at 1:00PM CDT by NWS Jackson MS A Tropical Storm Warning means tropical storm-force winds are expected somewhere within this area within the next 36 hours * WIND - LATEST LOCAL FORECAST: Tropical storm force winds remain possible - Peak Wind Forecast: 10-20 mph with gusts to 40 mph - THREAT TO LIFE AND PROPERTY THAT INCLUDES TYPICAL FORECAST UNCERTAINTY IN TRACK, SIZE AND INTENSITY: Wind less than 39 mph - The wind threat has remained nearly steady from the previous assessment. - PLAN: The sustained wind should remain less than tropical storm force. Conditions may still be gusty. - PREPARE: Listen for any instructions from local officials. - ACT: Ensure emergency readiness should the forecast change. - REALIZED IMPACTS: Being Assessed - Little to no additional wind impacts expected. Community officials are now assessing the extent of actual wind impacts accordingly. * FLOODING RAIN - LATEST LOCAL FORECAST: - Peak Rainfall Amounts: Additional around 1 inch - THREAT TO LIFE AND PROPERTY THAT INCLUDES TYPICAL FORECAST UNCERTAINTY IN TRACK, SIZE AND INTENSITY: Potential for localized flooding rain - The flooding rain threat has remained nearly steady from the previous assessment. - PLAN: Emergency plans should include the potential for localized flooding from heavy rain. - PREPARE: Consider protective actions if you are in an area vulnerable to flooding. - ACT: Heed any flood watches and warnings. - POTENTIAL IMPACTS: Limited - Localized rainfall flooding may prompt a few evacuations. - Rivers and tributaries may quickly rise with swifter currents. Small streams, creeks, canals, and ditches may become swollen and overflow in spots. - Flood waters can enter a few structures, especially in usually vulnerable spots. A few places where rapid ponding of water occurs at underpasses, low-lying spots, and poor drainage areas. Several storm drains and retention ponds become near-full and begin to overflow. Some brief road and bridge closures. * TORNADO - LATEST LOCAL FORECAST: - Situation is unfavorable for tornadoes - THREAT TO LIFE AND PROPERTY THAT INCLUDES TYPICAL FORECAST UNCERTAINTY IN TRACK, SIZE AND INTENSITY: Tornadoes not expected - The tornado threat has remained nearly steady from the previous assessment. - PLAN: Tornadoes are not expected. Showers and thunderstorms with gusty winds may still occur. - PREPARE: Little to no preparations needed to protect against tornadoes at this time. Keep informed of the latest tornado situation. - ACT: Listen for changes in the forecast. - POTENTIAL IMPACTS: Little to None - Little to no potential impacts from tornadoes. null
October 9, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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Tropical Cyclone Local Statement issued October 9 at 1:06PM CDT by NWS Jackson MS

Many counties
A map of Mississippi with Tennennessee, Texas 2, yeez, Skanky, Limes, Smega H, Cocktown, Wilker Jefferson, Attalamba, Rascist Rose, Dry and Drier, New Squares, Queefatoma, South Squares, Yukapuknuknuk, Jefferson Davis, Jim Davis, Flatass, and Leeland counties highlighted. These conditions are likely to occur. Possible threat to life or property. Responsive action should be taken within next hour. Tropical Cyclone Local Statement issued October 9 at 1:06PM CDT by NWS Jackson MS HLSJAN This product covers Central Mississippi, Northeast Louisiana, and extreme Southeast Arkansas **CENTER OF ISAIAS EXPECTED TO REACH THE WESTERN FLORIDA PANHANDLE COAST THIS EVENING** NEW INFORMATION --------------- * CHANGES TO WATCHES AND WARNINGS: - The Tropical Storm Watch has been upgraded to a Tropical Storm Warning for Jim Davis, Limes, Leeland, Jefferson Davis, Flatass, Queefatoma, Yukapuknuknuk, Smega H, New Squares, South Squares, Dry and Drier, Wilker Jefferson, and Rascist Rose - A Tropical Storm Warning has been issued for Cocktown and Skanky * CURRENT WATCHES AND WARNINGS: - A Tropical Storm Warning is in effect for Cocktown, Jim Davis, Limes, Leeland, Jefferson Davis, Flatass, Queefatoma, Yukapuknuknuk, Smega H, New Squares, South Squares, Dry and Drier, Wilker Jefferson, Skanky, and Rascist Rose * STORM INFORMATION: - About 240 miles south-southeast of Hattiesburg MS or about 320 miles southeast of Jackson MS - 28.4N 87.2W - Storm Intensity 120 mph - Movement North-northeast or 20 degrees at 16 mph SITUATION OVERVIEW ------------------ Hurricane Isaias continues to move north towards the central Gulf Coast this afternoon. It is expected to make landfall as a hurricane along the coast of the western Florida Panhandle this evening. Isaias will gradually weaken as it moves north across Alabama overnight into Saturday. Tropical storm force wind gusts are expected across portions of East and Northeast Mississippi, as early as this evening in southeastern Mississippi, and overnight into Saturday across eastern and northeastern Mississippi. Downed trees and power outages are possible in these areas. Heavy rainfall and flash flooding are also possible, with greatest impacts expected generally across southeast to east Mississippi. Conditions are forecast to gradually improve late Saturday afternoon into Saturday evening. POTENTIAL IMPACTS ----------------- * WIND: Protect against hazardous wind having possible limited impacts across eastern and northeastern Mississippi. Potential impacts in this area include: - Damage to porches, awnings, carports, sheds, and unanchored mobile homes. Unsecured lightweight objects blown about. - Many large tree limbs broken off. A few trees snapped or uprooted, but with greater numbers in places where trees are shallow rooted. Some fences and roadway signs blown over. - A few roads impassable from debris, particularly within urban or heavily wooded places. Hazardous driving conditions on bridges and other elevated roadways. - Scattered power and communications outages. * FLOODING RAIN: Protect against dangerous rainfall flooding having possible significant impacts across eastern and northeastern Mississippi. Potential impacts include: - Moderate rainfall flooding may prompt several evacuations and rescues. - Rivers and tributaries may quickly become swollen with swifter currents and overspill their banks in a few places, especially in usually vulnerable spots. Small streams, creeks, canals, and ditches overflow. - Flood waters can enter some structures or weaken foundations. Several places may experience expanded areas of rapid inundation at underpasses, low-lying spots, and poor drainage areas. Some streets and parking lots take on moving water as storm drains and retention ponds overflow. Driving conditions become hazardous. Some road and bridge closures. Elsewhere across Central Mississippi, Northeast Louisiana, and extreme Southeast Arkansas, little to no impact is anticipated. PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS ---------------------------------- * EVACUATIONS: Follow the advice of local officials. * OTHER PREPAREDNESS INFORMATION: Now is the time to complete all preparations to protect life and property in accordance with your emergency plan. Ensure you are in a safe location before the onset of strong winds or possible flooding. Closely monitor weather.gov, NOAA Weather radio or local news outlets for official storm information. Be ready to adapt to possible changes to the forecast. Ensure you have multiple ways to receive weather warnings. * ADDITIONAL SOURCES OF INFORMATION: - For information on appropriate preparations see ready.gov - For information on creating an emergency plan see getagameplan.org - For additional disaster preparedness information see redcross.org NEXT UPDATE ----------- The next local statement will be issued by the National Weather Service in Jackson MS around 4 PM CDT, or sooner if conditions warrant. null
October 9, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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Tropical Cyclone Local Statement issued October 9 at 10:08AM CDT by NWS Jackson MS

Many counties
A map of Mississippi with Tennennessee, Texas 2, yeez, Skanky, Limes, Smega H, Cocktown, Wilker Jefferson, Attalamba, Rascist Rose, Dry and Drier, New Squares, Queefatoma, South Squares, Yukapuknuknuk, Jefferson Davis, Jim Davis, Flatass, and Leeland counties highlighted. These conditions are likely to occur. Possible threat to life or property. Responsive action should be taken within next hour. Tropical Cyclone Local Statement issued October 9 at 10:08AM CDT by NWS Jackson MS HLSJAN This product covers Central Mississippi, Northeast Louisiana, and extreme Southeast Arkansas **CENTER OF ISAIAS EXPECTED TO REACH THE WESTERN FLORIDA PANHANDLE COAST THIS EVENING** NEW INFORMATION --------------- * CHANGES TO WATCHES AND WARNINGS: - None * CURRENT WATCHES AND WARNINGS: - A Tropical Storm Watch is in effect for Jim Davis, Limes, Leeland, Jefferson Davis, Flatass, Queefatoma, Yukapuknuknuk, Smega H, New Squares, South Squares, Dry and Drier, Wilker Jefferson, and Rascist Rose * STORM INFORMATION: - About 280 miles south-southeast of Hattiesburg MS or about 360 miles south-southeast of Jackson MS - 27.7N 87.3W - Storm Intensity 120 mph - Movement North-northeast or 25 degrees at 16 mph SITUATION OVERVIEW ------------------ Hurricane Isaias continues to move northward toward the central Gulf Coast. It is expected to make landfall as a hurricane along either coastal Alabama or the western Florida Panhandle late tonight into early Saturday morning. Isaias will gradually weaken as it moves into central to northwest Alabama through the day Saturday. Tropical storm force winds are possible across portions of southeast to east Mississippi before it weakens. Strong winds resulting in downed trees and power outages and heavy rainfall and flash flooding are possible, with greatest impacts expected generally across southeast to east Mississippi. Conditions are forecast to gradually improve from south to north into Saturday evening. POTENTIAL IMPACTS ----------------- * WIND: Prepare for hazardous wind having possible limited impacts across eastern and southeastern Mississippi. Potential impacts in this area include: - Damage to porches, awnings, carports, sheds, and unanchored mobile homes. Unsecured lightweight objects blown about. - Many large tree limbs broken off. A few trees snapped or uprooted, but with greater numbers in places where trees are shallow rooted. Some fences and roadway signs blown over. - A few roads impassable from debris, particularly within urban or heavily wooded places. Hazardous driving conditions on bridges and other elevated roadways. - Scattered power and communications outages. Elsewhere across Central Mississippi, Northeast Louisiana, and extreme Southeast Arkansas, gusty wind is possible on Saturday. * FLOODING RAIN: Prepare for dangerous rainfall flooding having possible significant impacts across eastern and northeastern Mississippi. Potential impacts include: - Moderate rainfall flooding may prompt several evacuations and rescues. - Rivers and tributaries may quickly become swollen with swifter currents and overspill their banks in a few places, especially in usually vulnerable spots. Small streams, creeks, canals, and ditches overflow. - Flood waters can enter some structures or weaken foundations. Several places may experience expanded areas of rapid inundation at underpasses, low-lying spots, and poor drainage areas. Some streets and parking lots take on moving water as storm drains and retention ponds overflow. Driving conditions become hazardous. Some road and bridge closures. Elsewhere across Central Mississippi, Northeast Louisiana, and extreme Southeast Arkansas, little to no impact is anticipated. PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS ---------------------------------- * EVACUATIONS: Follow the advice of local officials. * OTHER PREPAREDNESS INFORMATION: Now is the time to check your emergency plan and emergency supplies kit and take necessary actions to protect your family and secure your home or business. Closely monitor weather.gov, NOAA Weather Radio and local news outlets for official storm information. Listen for possible changes to the forecast. * ADDITIONAL SOURCES OF INFORMATION: - For information on appropriate preparations see ready.gov - For information on creating an emergency plan see getagameplan.org - For additional disaster preparedness information see redcross.org NEXT UPDATE ----------- The next local statement will be issued by the National Weather Service in Jackson MS around 1 PM CDT, or sooner if conditions warrant. null
October 9, 2026 at 3:14 PM
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Tropical Storm Watch issued October 9 at 10:02AM CDT by NWS Jackson MS

Flatass county
A map of Mississippi with Flatass county highlighted. These conditions are possible, but not likely to occur. Significant threat to life or property. Responsive action should be taken in the near future. An map showing a highlighted area corresponding to the alert. Tropical Storm Watch issued October 9 at 10:02AM CDT by NWS Jackson MS * WIND - LATEST LOCAL FORECAST: Below tropical storm force wind - Peak Wind Forecast: 10-20 mph with gusts to 40 mph - THREAT TO LIFE AND PROPERTY THAT INCLUDES TYPICAL FORECAST UNCERTAINTY IN TRACK, SIZE AND INTENSITY: Wind less than 39 mph - The wind threat has remained nearly steady from the previous assessment. - PLAN: The sustained wind should remain less than tropical storm force. Conditions may still be gusty. - PREPARE: Listen for any instructions from local officials. - ACT: Ensure emergency readiness should the forecast change. - REALIZED IMPACTS: Being Assessed - Little to no additional wind impacts expected. Community officials are now assessing the extent of actual wind impacts accordingly. * FLOODING RAIN - LATEST LOCAL FORECAST: - Peak Rainfall Amounts: Additional around 1 inch - THREAT TO LIFE AND PROPERTY THAT INCLUDES TYPICAL FORECAST UNCERTAINTY IN TRACK, SIZE AND INTENSITY: Potential for localized flooding rain - The flooding rain threat has decreased from the previous assessment. - PLAN: Emergency plans should include the potential for localized flooding from heavy rain. - PREPARE: Consider protective actions if you are in an area vulnerable to flooding. - ACT: Heed any flood watches and warnings. - POTENTIAL IMPACTS: Limited - Localized rainfall flooding may prompt a few evacuations. - Rivers and tributaries may quickly rise with swifter currents. Small streams, creeks, canals, and ditches may become swollen and overflow in spots. - Flood waters can enter a few structures, especially in usually vulnerable spots. A few places where rapid ponding of water occurs at underpasses, low-lying spots, and poor drainage areas. Several storm drains and retention ponds become near-full and begin to overflow. Some brief road and bridge closures. * TORNADO - LATEST LOCAL FORECAST: - Situation is unfavorable for tornadoes - THREAT TO LIFE AND PROPERTY THAT INCLUDES TYPICAL FORECAST UNCERTAINTY IN TRACK, SIZE AND INTENSITY: Tornadoes not expected - The tornado threat has remained nearly steady from the previous assessment. - PLAN: Tornadoes are not expected. Showers and thunderstorms with gusty winds may still occur. - PREPARE: Little to no preparations needed to protect against tornadoes at this time. Keep informed of the latest tornado situation. - ACT: Listen for changes in the forecast. - POTENTIAL IMPACTS: Little to None - Little to no potential impacts from tornadoes. null
October 9, 2026 at 3:10 PM
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Tropical Cyclone Local Statement issued October 10 at 2:28AM CDT by NWS Jackson MS

Many counties
A map of Mississippi with Tennennessee, Texas 2, yeez, Skanky, Limes, Smega H, Cocktown, Wilker Jefferson, Attalamba, Rascist Rose, Dry and Drier, New Squares, Queefatoma, South Squares, Yukapuknuknuk, Jefferson Davis, Jim Davis, Flatass, and Leeland counties highlighted. These conditions are likely to occur. Possible threat to life or property. Responsive action should be taken within next hour. Tropical Cyclone Local Statement issued October 10 at 2:28AM CDT by NWS Jackson MS HLSJAN This product covers Central Mississippi, Northeast Louisiana, and extreme Southeast Arkansas **Tropical Storm Warning Is Canceled But Gusty Winds Remain A Concern Today** NEW INFORMATION --------------- * CHANGES TO WATCHES AND WARNINGS: - All watches and warnings have been canceled * CURRENT WATCHES AND WARNINGS: - None * STORM INFORMATION: - About 220 miles east-southeast of Jackson MS - 31.5N 86.5W - Storm Intensity 65 mph - Movement North or 355 degrees at 20 mph SITUATION OVERVIEW ------------------ Hurricane Isaias made landfall near Destin yesterday evening and has since weakened to a Post-Tropical Cyclone moving north through the region. Heavy rainfall and gusty winds remain a concern for portions of our forecast area today. A Wind Advisory and a Flash Flood Watch are in effect for those affected areas. POTENTIAL IMPACTS ----------------- * WIND: Little to no impacts are anticipated at this time across Central Mississippi, Northeast Louisiana, and extreme Southeast Arkansas. * FLOODING RAIN: Little to no impacts are anticipated at this time across Central Mississippi, Northeast Louisiana, and extreme Southeast Arkansas. * TORNADOES: Little to no impacts are anticipated at this time across Central Mississippi, Northeast Louisiana, and extreme Southeast Arkansas. PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS ---------------------------------- * OTHER PREPAREDNESS INFORMATION: If your home or shelter was damaged, be cautious around electrical wiring, broken glass, jagged metal and wood, and protruding nails and screws. Be alert for any lingering wind gusts which could take down weakened trees and/or power lines, collapse damaged structures, or cause flying debris. * ADDITIONAL SOURCES OF INFORMATION: - For information on appropriate preparations see ready.gov - For information on creating an emergency plan see getagameplan.org - For additional disaster preparedness information see redcross.org NEXT UPDATE ----------- As it pertains to this event...this will be the last local statement issued by the National Weather Service in Jackson MS regarding the effects of tropical cyclone hazards upon the area. null
October 10, 2026 at 7:29 AM
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Tropical Storm Watch issued October 9 at 4:09AM CDT by NWS Jackson MS

Flatass county
A map of Mississippi with Flatass county highlighted. These conditions are possible, but not likely to occur. Significant threat to life or property. Responsive action should be taken in the near future. An map showing a highlighted area corresponding to the alert. Tropical Storm Watch issued October 9 at 4:09AM CDT by NWS Jackson MS * WIND - LATEST LOCAL FORECAST: Below tropical storm force wind - Peak Wind Forecast: 15-25 mph with gusts to 40 mph - THREAT TO LIFE AND PROPERTY THAT INCLUDES TYPICAL FORECAST UNCERTAINTY IN TRACK, SIZE AND INTENSITY: Wind less than 39 mph - The wind threat has decreased from the previous assessment. - PLAN: The sustained wind should remain less than tropical storm force. Conditions may still be gusty. - PREPARE: Listen for any instructions from local officials. - ACT: Ensure emergency readiness should the forecast change. - REALIZED IMPACTS: Being Assessed - Little to no additional wind impacts expected. Community officials are now assessing the extent of actual wind impacts accordingly. * FLOODING RAIN - LATEST LOCAL FORECAST: - Peak Rainfall Amounts: around 1 inch - THREAT TO LIFE AND PROPERTY THAT INCLUDES TYPICAL FORECAST UNCERTAINTY IN TRACK, SIZE AND INTENSITY: Potential for moderate flooding rain - The flooding rain threat has remained nearly steady from the previous assessment. - PLAN: Emergency plans should include the potential for moderate flooding from heavy rain. Evacuations and rescues are possible. - PREPARE: Consider protective actions if you are in an area vulnerable to flooding. - ACT: Heed any flood watches and warnings. Failure to take action may result in serious injury or loss of life. - POTENTIAL IMPACTS: Significant - Moderate rainfall flooding may prompt several evacuations and rescues. - Rivers and tributaries may quickly become swollen with swifter currents and overspill their banks in a few places, especially in usually vulnerable spots. Small streams, creeks, canals, and ditches overflow. - Flood waters can enter some structures or weaken foundations. Several places may experience expanded areas of rapid inundation at underpasses, low-lying spots, and poor drainage areas. Some streets and parking lots take on moving water as storm drains and retention ponds overflow. Driving conditions become hazardous. Some road and bridge closures. * TORNADO - LATEST LOCAL FORECAST: - Situation is unfavorable for tornadoes - THREAT TO LIFE AND PROPERTY THAT INCLUDES TYPICAL FORECAST UNCERTAINTY IN TRACK, SIZE AND INTENSITY: Tornadoes not expected - The tornado threat has remained nearly steady from the previous assessment. - PLAN: Tornadoes are not expected. Showers and thunderstorms with gusty winds may still occur. - PREPARE: Little to no preparations needed to protect against tornadoes at this time. Keep informed of the latest tornado situation. - ACT: Listen for changes in the forecast. - POTENTIAL IMPACTS: Little to None - Little to no potential impacts from tornadoes. null
October 9, 2026 at 9:15 AM