Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!!
August 30, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!!
we’re shining a million watt spotlight on this bitch and she’s still flatlining
i feel like “democracy dies in darkness” is no longer accurate because it’s dying in broad daylight
March 4, 2024 at 6:15 PM
we’re shining a million watt spotlight on this bitch and she’s still flatlining
Tesla Cybertruck sales are flatlining
Tesla Cybertruck sales are flatlining
Sales are down 63 percent in the third quarter
buff.ly
October 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Tesla Cybertruck sales are flatlining
Glad to report that Tesla sales are down 72% in Australia with second hand sales flatlining. (Source Guardian Australia),
April 1, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Glad to report that Tesla sales are down 72% in Australia with second hand sales flatlining. (Source Guardian Australia),
*looks at markets* sir the patient is flatlining
April 3, 2025 at 1:18 PM
*looks at markets* sir the patient is flatlining
the NEW TONE story was flatlining because trump is trump so they're pivoting to "stop making me hit you"
NYT once again offering editorial exercises for assigning agency and responsibility, I see
July 23, 2024 at 3:38 PM
the NEW TONE story was flatlining because trump is trump so they're pivoting to "stop making me hit you"
Three years into the generative-AI wave, demand for the technology seems surprisingly flimsy
Investors expect AI use to soar. That’s not happening
Recent surveys point to flatlining business adoption
econ.st
November 29, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Three years into the generative-AI wave, demand for the technology seems surprisingly flimsy
Real sickos will remember that DJT's popularity flatlining in 2017 and never recovering was explicitly because of healthcare and skinny repeal.
The #ACA seems to be like cocaine to Republicans. No matter how many times they shoot themselves in the foot over it, they can't seem to stop themselves from doing another line every few years.
"HSAs!" "High Risk Pools!" "Sell Across State Lines!" "Portability!" "Patient-Centric!" "Tort Reform!"
"HSAs!" "High Risk Pools!" "Sell Across State Lines!" "Portability!" "Patient-Centric!" "Tort Reform!"
November 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Real sickos will remember that DJT's popularity flatlining in 2017 and never recovering was explicitly because of healthcare and skinny repeal.
FT ALPHAVILLE:
“.. the proportion who use AI daily in their work is .. just one-in-ten, and has been flatlining ..”
@financialtimes.com
@alphaville.ft.com
www.ft.com/content/3fcd...
“.. the proportion who use AI daily in their work is .. just one-in-ten, and has been flatlining ..”
@financialtimes.com
@alphaville.ft.com
www.ft.com/content/3fcd...
July 22, 2026 at 2:43 PM
FT ALPHAVILLE:
“.. the proportion who use AI daily in their work is .. just one-in-ten, and has been flatlining ..”
@financialtimes.com
@alphaville.ft.com
www.ft.com/content/3fcd...
“.. the proportion who use AI daily in their work is .. just one-in-ten, and has been flatlining ..”
@financialtimes.com
@alphaville.ft.com
www.ft.com/content/3fcd...
Moral and mental flatlining.
March 9, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Moral and mental flatlining.
At the hospital they call that flatlining .
August 10, 2026 at 3:45 PM
At the hospital they call that flatlining .
Flatlining of US Science. Massive self inflicted wound.
March 1, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Flatlining of US Science. Massive self inflicted wound.
Just flipped on CNN for a second and Musk is flatlining so badly he's forcing Luntz to make sense. It was harrowing to watch but I did for a moment.
March 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Just flipped on CNN for a second and Musk is flatlining so badly he's forcing Luntz to make sense. It was harrowing to watch but I did for a moment.
deadass i’m flatlining do not resuscitate me please
August 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
deadass i’m flatlining do not resuscitate me please
WOMEN SPORTS BE HAVING ME ALMOST FLATLINING
Oomf I thought you had a fever 😭
October 2, 2026 at 3:34 AM
WOMEN SPORTS BE HAVING ME ALMOST FLATLINING
Why the fuck did "UNALIVE" become the go-to when "Flatlining" is sitting right there choom
August 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Why the fuck did "UNALIVE" become the go-to when "Flatlining" is sitting right there choom
To all screenwriters:
You cannot defibrillate a flatlining heart. Please make sure to have the patient be in V-fib instead.
Thanks,
a physician whose family hates watching movies with me
You cannot defibrillate a flatlining heart. Please make sure to have the patient be in V-fib instead.
Thanks,
a physician whose family hates watching movies with me
December 17, 2024 at 11:30 PM
To all screenwriters:
You cannot defibrillate a flatlining heart. Please make sure to have the patient be in V-fib instead.
Thanks,
a physician whose family hates watching movies with me
You cannot defibrillate a flatlining heart. Please make sure to have the patient be in V-fib instead.
Thanks,
a physician whose family hates watching movies with me
Picked a bad week to quit Flatlining
January 21, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Picked a bad week to quit Flatlining
BYU is flatlining. Order some milk and Crumbl cookies stat.
December 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
BYU is flatlining. Order some milk and Crumbl cookies stat.
Trump nodding along is hilarious. He's flatlining.
May 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Trump nodding along is hilarious. He's flatlining.