#flings
*flings phone across the room* this monster must be stopped
MAMDANI'S SOCIALIST PROMISES: BABY BASKETS TO NEWBORNS
June 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
CNN: TIME Magazine has published an interview with the President

MONKEY: (flings poop)

NYT: It really shows how far he’s fallen since he was first elected

MONKEY: (flings poop)

ABC: It is imperative that Americans fully understand the problem we are dealing with

MONKEY: (flings poop)
October 2, 2026 at 3:09 PM
‪MONKEY: (flings poop)‬

‪NEWSOM: (flings poop, but ironically)‬

‪D: This is a brilliant strategy that will finally show the country how ridiculous the monkey has been‬

‪R: Gavin Newsom is only imitating our President because he is trying to attract his voters‬

‪MONKEY: (flings poop)‬
August 20, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Flings off precum
June 19, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I'm bored, bring in my personal list of traveller flings across teyvat
June 29, 2026 at 1:34 AM
His hearts not in it. He just flings stuff against the wall.
He’s so bad at transphobia.
March 5, 2026 at 4:36 PM
When you're google-street-view-jumping along a route and it suddenly flings you to the oncoming side of the street... very scary.
March 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
he’s just cooked. going to be interesting i guess to see who manages to consolidate power within the administration while Granpa periodically flings turds over the curtain
i don’t think he was supposed to post this. this is a company lobbying for medical cannabis, specifically for medicare coverage of it, and i think they made a whole commercial for an audience of one. “YOU will…” “cementing YOUR legacy,” millions will
thank you… this was just for trump
September 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
what if she flings it? then she flings it ♡
October 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Keanu after the mastermind flings him to the jury house. #bb27
September 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
MONKEY: (flings poop) (flings poop) (flings poop) (flings poop) (flings poop)

LEAVITT: We assure you that there is no correlation between the timing of the monkey’s actions and the Epstein victims’ press conference

MONKEY: (flings poop) (flings poop) (flings poop) (flings poop) (flings poop)
September 3, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Demure nudes. Wholesome flings. What's next, tasteful unprotected sex
September 24, 2024 at 1:46 AM
*picks him up, flings him to Northrend*
April 20, 2026 at 1:18 AM
flings her at the wall even,
September 29, 2026 at 4:22 PM
*Flings loincloth on your snout* Sniff this.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
First day of flings 🌷
March 20, 2026 at 9:09 PM
what if he flings it? then he flings it ♡
October 3, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Seokjin’s “what if he flings it? then he flings it” moment biting him back in the ass six years later. 😂
March 27, 2026 at 11:18 PM
They used to be old flings. 🙈 #oc
August 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
*flings portrait at you* good morning!

#GPOSERS ~ #miqote
January 15, 2026 at 3:05 PM
paxson is doing extramarital flings the right way

by ezra klein
August 6, 2026 at 7:41 PM
November 12, 2024 at 2:11 PM
Daily bunny no.3350 is done with note-taking
June 15, 2026 at 2:20 AM
if he flings it, he flings it
December 14, 2024 at 4:18 PM